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A newbies guide to Forum Do’s and Dont’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi, new to Fab and this is my first ever forum post so please be gentle!

As a noob I need your advice please - what are the unwritten rules that govern this forum, what should I do to fit in and what are the pitfalls to avoid?

All Internet forums have their own character and I’m sure this one is no different - so what advice can you give (either serious or not so serious) to help a boy on his quest to integrate into Forum acceptance!

Thank you and Merry Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be yourself no matter if yourself is a cunt or a good guy. Don't be a sycophantic white knight as there's enough of them already and have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, new to Fab and this is my first ever forum post so please be gentle!

As a noob I need your advice please - what are the unwritten rules that govern this forum, what should I do to fit in and what are the pitfalls to avoid?

All Internet forums have their own character and I’m sure this one is no different - so what advice can you give (either serious or not so serious) to help a boy on his quest to integrate into Forum acceptance!

Thank you and Merry Christmas!

"
you should never never never ask what to do ,you will not be accepted for years and you should never believe a word I say ,welcome and best of luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be yourself no matter if yourself is a cunt or a good guy. Don't be a sycophantic white knight as there's enough of them already and have fun "

thank you. Cunt I can do (need to work on the good guy bit!). And I will try to have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bee more conspicuous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, new to Fab and this is my first ever forum post so please be gentle!

As a noob I need your advice please - what are the unwritten rules that govern this forum, what should I do to fit in and what are the pitfalls to avoid?

All Internet forums have their own character and I’m sure this one is no different - so what advice can you give (either serious or not so serious) to help a boy on his quest to integrate into Forum acceptance!

Thank you and Merry Christmas!

you should never never never ask what to do ,you will not be accepted for years and you should never believe a word I say ,welcome and best of luck "

thanks! I know some other forums have a hardcore elite who are not so welcoming of newbies but I’m sure a swingers forum will be different and very open and welcoming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be yourself no matter if yourself is a cunt or a good guy. Don't be a sycophantic white knight as there's enough of them already and have fun

thank you. Cunt I can do (need to work on the good guy bit!). And I will try to have fun! "

I like you already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bee more conspicuous "

I tend to just bluster my way in and blab my mouth off!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

You will fit right in then!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Morning you

As you newbie you need to know you don’t get to see everyone nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You will fit right in then! "

hopefully!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning you

As you newbie you need to know you don’t get to see everyone nipples "

Thank you! Any nipples would be nice!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sign up for the Tina Titz fab insurance for when it all goes into meltdown

Don’t mention “the clique”

Don’t get jealous of the benefits of platinum membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, new to Fab and this is my first ever forum post so please be gentle!

As a noob I need your advice please - what are the unwritten rules that govern this forum, what should I do to fit in and what are the pitfalls to avoid?

All Internet forums have their own character and I’m sure this one is no different - so what advice can you give (either serious or not so serious) to help a boy on his quest to integrate into Forum acceptance!

Thank you and Merry Christmas!

"

I'm impressed that a 95 year old has joined Fab

(Yes I did see it was an error ... oh, and why you only here til 31st Dec?) X

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Sign up for the Tina Titz fab insurance for when it all goes into meltdown

Don’t mention “the clique”

Don’t get jealous of the benefits of platinum membership "

Oh oh platinum membership, I’ll have been on Fab a year in January do I qualify then, or is it just for the clique?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't start either or threads like which is best, curvy or skinny, fake or real.

Also you need a picture of your penis on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sign up for the Tina Titz fab insurance for when it all goes into meltdown

Don’t mention “the clique”

Don’t get jealous of the benefits of platinum membership

Oh oh platinum membership, I’ll have been on Fab a year in January do I qualify then, or is it just for the clique? "

Waits for answer ... same here

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Oh and don’t pull people up about their typos/grammar/spelling (see above in previous post) .... they may have just forgotten to put their specs on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sign up for the Tina Titz fab insurance for when it all goes into meltdown

Don’t mention “the clique”

Don’t get jealous of the benefits of platinum membership

Oh oh platinum membership, I’ll have been on Fab a year in January do I qualify then, or is it just for the clique? "
you're a woman the clique accepts women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mention cake unless you have some to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the 31st December you should leave the forum with an epic flounce announcing that we're all a clique of cunts.

Make sure you insult everyone individually and make racist, homophobic and as many "ist" comments as you can.

If you don't get any meets in your short time here - be sure to call all the woman fat stuck up their own arse desperate bitches that can't get laid in the real world.

Your welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sign up for the Tina Titz fab insurance for when it all goes into meltdown

Don’t mention “the clique”

Don’t get jealous of the benefits of platinum membership "

I have no idea what all that means but I’m sure it’s excellent advice! Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'm impressed that a 95 year old has joined Fab

(Yes I did see it was an error ... oh, and why you only here til 31st Dec?) X"

I may be 95, but I have the body of a man 20 years younger!

I have to leave on a work contract overseas on the new year so will need to log off then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't start either or threads like which is best, curvy or skinny, fake or real.

Also you need a picture of your penis on your profile. "

What if my penis is skinny and fake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and don’t pull people up about their typos/grammar/spelling (see above in previous post) .... they may have just forgotten to put their specs on! "

There, their, they’re my lovely, don’t worry about it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never mention cake unless you have some to share "

Cake, it’s my favourite thing! We’re all going to die eventually aren’t we so we might as well enjoy ourselves I think. More cake, less gym in 2018 everyone!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Be yourself no matter if yourself is a cunt or a good guy. Don't be a sycophantic white knight as there's enough of them already and have fun

thank you. Cunt I can do (need to work on the good guy bit!). And I will try to have fun!

I like you already "
gsoh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't start either or threads like which is best, curvy or skinny, fake or real.

Also you need a picture of your penis on your profile.

What if my penis is skinny and fake? "

Then you just won't do well here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the 31st December you should leave the forum with an epic flounce announcing that we're all a clique of cunts.

Make sure you insult everyone individually and make racist, homophobic and as many "ist" comments as you can.

If you don't get any meets in your short time here - be sure to call all the woman fat stuck up their own arse desperate bitches that can't get laid in the real world.

Your welcome x"

Ha, thank you! I’ve bookmarked this post!

Nobody would do that would they!? Surely not!!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Morning you

As you newbie you need to know you don’t get to see everyone nipples

Thank you! Any nipples would be nice! "

Helpful hint number 37.

Always specify the gender of the nipples you would like to peruse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't start either or threads like which is best, curvy or skinny, fake or real.

Also you need a picture of your penis on your profile.

What if my penis is skinny and fake?

Then you just won't do well here!"

I’m going to lift some pics off the Internet then! The meatier the better!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning you

As you newbie you need to know you don’t get to see everyone nipples

Thank you! Any nipples would be nice!

Helpful hint number 37.

Always specify the gender of the nipples you would like to peruse. "

schoolboy error! Ha, good point well made!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ever ask advice on the forum.....ah....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hello and welcome, just be yourself and follow the rules.

You can say what you like within the rules

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a thread saying something like most women on here are up their arses and wouldn’t get any attention in the real world.

You’ll see how popular you are by the number of posts your thread will get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't start either or threads like which is best, curvy or skinny, fake or real.

Also you need a picture of your penis on your profile.

What if my penis is skinny and fake?

Then you just won't do well here!

I’m going to lift some pics off the Internet then! The meatier the better!? "

Yeah, think along the lines of palony sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Don't ever ask advice on the forum.....ah...."

D’oh - fail on day 1!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello and welcome, just be yourself and follow the rules.

You can say what you like within the rules

Red "

Thank you! There are rules and there are ‘unwritten’ rules! I will try to stick to them all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Start a thread saying something like most women on here are up their arses and wouldn’t get any attention in the real world.

You’ll see how popular you are by the number of posts your thread will get "

Ha thank you! Everyone has been lovely so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get involved in the games, Face pic Friday is a fun one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get involved in the games, Face pic Friday is a fun one "

Ah thank you! Not sure about face pics though, I want to integrate, exposing my face is likely to result in instant ejection from the site!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Just be yourself,speak your own mind. No-one is above anyone else on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join in with Willy Wednesday and Tackle Out Thursday. You’ll be very popular then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just be yourself,speak your own mind. No-one is above anyone else on here."

thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Join in with Willy Wednesday and Tackle Out Thursday. You’ll be very popular then"

What about Stiffie Saturday, Manmeat Monday, Todger Tuesday & Funstick Friday?

Obviously I will take the Sabbath off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk about your anal sphincter and it's many flavours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't talk about your anal sphincter and it's many flavours. "

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By *S4UTWOCouple
over a year ago

Penkridge


"Join in with Willy Wednesday and Tackle Out Thursday. You’ll be very popular then

What about Stiffie Saturday, Manmeat Monday, Todger Tuesday & Funstick Friday?

Obviously I will take the Sabbath off"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put lots of similar threads up about how you hate your exwife/gf/fb!

You can tell how popular you are by the amount of posts.

Don't forget that little green arrow!

We love those posts!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Don't talk about your anal sphincter and it's many flavours. "

Yes learn from others mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just be yourself,speak your own mind. No-one is above anyone else on here."
you sure about that one ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Just be yourself,speak your own mind. No-one is above anyone else on here.you sure about that one ? "

Well perhaps don't speak your own mind as that could get you a ban!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics OP, you need at least 100 cock picks on your profile! The ladies love it!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Enjoy your few hours of fame,

By tomorrow you will be just another forumite and your posts will go unread and unloved like the rest of ours...

But we still post irrespective, hanging onto that last modicum of hope that there is someone out there, or perhaps an intelligent lifeform in a parallel plane, maybe a time before ours; a lifeform from A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a single male and if you are, don't have cock pics, don't say your free to meet today on your profile, don't have preferences, don't have too many verifications, don't have too little verifications, there is a perfect ratio Time on site: verifications received. Pics must be tasteful, preferably suit and tie with some kelvin Kleine black and white advert-ness to them. NO cock pics, what you think this is? A swinging site? Every message sent must be at least three paragraphs and be "interesting and different" oh and don't be a single guy, your fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't be a single male and if you are, don't have cock pics, don't say your free to meet today on your profile, don't have preferences, don't have too many verifications, don't have too little verifications, there is a perfect ratio Time on site: verifications received. Pics must be tasteful, preferably suit and tie with some kelvin Kleine black and white advert-ness to them. NO cock pics, what you think this is? A swinging site? Every message sent must be at least three paragraphs and be "interesting and different" oh and don't be a single guy, your fucked "

Exactly this

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"oh and don't be a single guy, your fucked "

Only metaphorically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh and don't be a single guy, your fucked

Only metaphorically "

Haha of course!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Decide if you are Straight or Fab Straight

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Do come across as slightly bitter about your experiences on fab and the forum - you might not experience any luck as a result of it but you'll get a few from other men and 'outsiders'.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Welcome to the forums .

There are no unwritten rules or if there are I missed the memo .

There are some written ones though which you can read here here

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

theres only 2 rules to forum club.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha - thank you everyone!

Sounds like as a lone Male I’m going to be in trouble on here! Yes, my inbox remains empty despite my initial 15 mins of fame!

I promise not to get *too* bitter on here (until I flounce off ) and I’m just off to read the rules and take lots of cock and anal sphincter pics! I think that just about sums it up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Decide if you are Straight or Fab Straight"

? I’m not sure what that is but I think I can guess! I’m straight. I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do come across as slightly bitter about your experiences on fab and the forum - you might not experience any luck as a result of it but you'll get a few from other men and 'outsiders'."

Not sure your referring to me there? I'm not bitter, just having a giggle

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Do come across as slightly bitter about your experiences on fab and the forum - you might not experience any luck as a result of it but you'll get a few from other men and 'outsiders'.

Not sure your referring to me there? I'm not bitter, just having a giggle "

No, I wasn't - I'd have quoted you if so.

I was referring to the general forum posts you see pop up hourly on here - your post might have reminded me of them but it was clearly in good humour.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Decide if you are Straight or Fab Straight

? I’m not sure what that is but I think I can guess! I’m straight. I think!"

Don't tell anyone you are straight, they will automatically accuse you of being fab straight..

But never say you are fab straight either, that is just bad..

Admit to nothing and never reply to messages, just delete them unread..

Although, as a single straight male, you won't get any messages so it's not a problem...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do come across as slightly bitter about your experiences on fab and the forum - you might not experience any luck as a result of it but you'll get a few from other men and 'outsiders'.

Not sure your referring to me there? I'm not bitter, just having a giggle

No, I wasn't - I'd have quoted you if so.

I was referring to the general forum posts you see pop up hourly on here - your post might have reminded me of them but it was clearly in good humour."

Ok I'll let you off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do come across as slightly bitter about your experiences on fab and the forum - you might not experience any luck as a result of it but you'll get a few from other men and 'outsiders'."

Well if you frigid wenches put out more then there would be less bitterness.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Do come across as slightly bitter about your experiences on fab and the forum - you might not experience any luck as a result of it but you'll get a few from other men and 'outsiders'.

Well if you frigid wenches put out more then there would be less bitterness."

I’m not frigid just don’t want to share or be shared, I’m selfish apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is bumping threads allowed? Or is that a big Forum no-no? Asking for a friend ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha - thank you everyone!

Sounds like as a lone Male I’m going to be in trouble on here! Yes, my inbox remains empty despite my initial 15 mins of fame!

I promise not to get *too* bitter on here (until I flounce off ) and I’m just off to read the rules and take lots of cock and anal sphincter pics! I think that just about sums it up! "

You'll do well

We'll Just wait for your two week anniversary when you STILL havnt had a meet and see how you fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha - thank you everyone!

Sounds like as a lone Male I’m going to be in trouble on here! Yes, my inbox remains empty despite my initial 15 mins of fame!

I promise not to get *too* bitter on here (until I flounce off ) and I’m just off to read the rules and take lots of cock and anal sphincter pics! I think that just about sums it up!

You'll do well

We'll Just wait for your two week anniversary when you STILL havnt had a meet and see how you fair "

Well it’s already been a week and no meets!

The ladies on here are obviously either stuck up, frigid or timewasters, right?

Mind you some festive foof in my inbox would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is bumping threads allowed? Or is that a big Forum no-no? Asking for a friend .. "

Absolutely not.

*This thread has been closed by a moderator *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is bumping threads allowed? Or is that a big Forum no-no? Asking for a friend ..

Absolutely not.

*This thread has been closed by a moderator *"

ah busted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha - thank you everyone!

Sounds like as a lone Male I’m going to be in trouble on here! Yes, my inbox remains empty despite my initial 15 mins of fame!

I promise not to get *too* bitter on here (until I flounce off ) and I’m just off to read the rules and take lots of cock and anal sphincter pics! I think that just about sums it up!

You'll do well

We'll Just wait for your two week anniversary when you STILL havnt had a meet and see how you fair

Well it’s already been a week and no meets!

The ladies on here are obviously either stuck up, frigid or timewasters, right?

Mind you some festive foof in my inbox would be nice "

Absolutely yes. You need to prise us out the coven first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha - thank you everyone!

Sounds like as a lone Male I’m going to be in trouble on here! Yes, my inbox remains empty despite my initial 15 mins of fame!

I promise not to get *too* bitter on here (until I flounce off ) and I’m just off to read the rules and take lots of cock and anal sphincter pics! I think that just about sums it up!

You'll do well

We'll Just wait for your two week anniversary when you STILL havnt had a meet and see how you fair

Well it’s already been a week and no meets!

The ladies on here are obviously either stuck up, frigid or timewasters, right?

Mind you some festive foof in my inbox would be nice

Absolutely yes. You need to prise us out the coven first "

*deploys crowbar*

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"what are the pitfalls to avoid"

Never assume that because someone has written a reply they want to jump into bed with you. Unless their reply was 'I want to jump into bed with you', in which case you should assume they are a timewaster and open a ranting thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what are the pitfalls to avoid

Never assume that because someone has written a reply they want to jump into bed with you. Unless their reply was 'I want to jump into bed with you', in which case you should assume they are a timewaster and open a ranting thread.

"

aren’t all the ladies in a constant state of arousal just waiting for that next message from some randomer to hit their inbox?

I’ve been missold on the site!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"what are the pitfalls to avoid

Never assume that because someone has written a reply they want to jump into bed with you. Unless their reply was 'I want to jump into bed with you', in which case you should assume they are a timewaster and open a ranting thread.

aren’t all the ladies in a constant state of arousal just waiting for that next message from some randomer to hit their inbox?

I’ve been missold on the site!! "

Yes we’re all unicorns too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To all newbie fit ladies,

It is good manners to send me pics of your butt and vajjayjay via pm.

Just saying

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"To all newbie fit ladies,

It is good manners to send me pics of your butt and vajjayjay via pm.

Just saying "

Standby for a full box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To all newbie fit ladies,

It is good manners to send me pics of your butt and vajjayjay via pm.

Just saying "

Pffft...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To all newbie fit ladies,

It is good manners to send me pics of your butt and vajjayjay via pm.

Just saying

Pffft..."

Beat you to it, haven't I

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over a year ago


"To all newbie fit ladies,

It is good manners to send me pics of your butt and vajjayjay via pm.

Just saying

Standby for a full box "

Creampies are welcome too, I like your thinking

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over a year ago


"To all newbie fit ladies,

It is good manners to send me pics of your butt and vajjayjay via pm.

Just saying "

Do you share pictures of your excitement at said pics

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over a year ago


"To all newbie fit ladies,

It is good manners to send me pics of your butt and vajjayjay via pm.

Just saying

Do you share pictures of your excitement at said pics "

On my profile, the uncensored versions are not on the site

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over a year ago


"Don't be a single male and if you are, don't have cock pics, don't say your free to meet today on your profile, don't have preferences, don't have too many verifications, don't have too little verifications, there is a perfect ratio Time on site: verifications received. Pics must be tasteful, preferably suit and tie with some kelvin Kleine black and white advert-ness to them. NO cock pics, what you think this is? A swinging site? Every message sent must be at least three paragraphs and be "interesting and different" oh and don't be a single guy, your fucked "

just spat my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To all newbie fit ladies,

It is good manners to send me pics of your butt and vajjayjay via pm.

Just saying

Do you share pictures of your excitement at said pics

On my profile, the uncensored versions are not on the site "

Well I would say this site is the best place for them. In my inbox preferably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To all newbie fit ladies,

It is good manners to send me pics of your butt and vajjayjay via pm.

Just saying

Do you share pictures of your excitement at said pics

On my profile, the uncensored versions are not on the site

Well I would say this site is the best place for them. In my inbox preferably "

Clever lady trying to turn it around!

I might just do it for a nice bum pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome friend

There is only two rules in here....

1. don’t write on the walls

2. Obey all the rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome friend

There is only two rules in here....

1. don’t write on the walls

2. Obey all the rules"

thank you! I always do as I’m told!

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