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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My mother hates it when I steal her kitchen utensils

But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mother hates it when I steal her kitchen utensils

But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gf has left me because of my obsession with pasta...

I'm feeling cannelloni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My gf has left me because of my obsession with pasta...

I'm feeling cannelloni "

I also told her about my car made of spaghetti. She said it's a bullshit story I made up.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My gf has left me because of my obsession with pasta...

I'm feeling cannelloni

I also told her about my car made of spaghetti. She said it's a bullshit story I made up.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.."

Reminds me of the Italian chef who pasta way.

But you know what they say, here today, gone tomato.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once inserted Strawberries into my pussy.. Wasn't Berry good to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a big explosion in France

De - Brie everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My gf has left me because of my obsession with pasta...

I'm feeling cannelloni

I also told her about my car made of spaghetti. She said it's a bullshit story I made up.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.."

Those spaghetti cars are bad for the environment, you should be more aware of your carbonara footprint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a big explosion in France

De - Brie everywhere "
I laughed a little more than I should have a that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread reminds me about a news story i heard not long ago about a guy who stole all the toilets from the local police station, unfortunately he covered all his tracks so now the police have said they have nothing to go on.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"My gf has left me because of my obsession with pasta...

I'm feeling cannelloni

I also told her about my car made of spaghetti. She said it's a bullshit story I made up.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta..

Those spaghetti cars are bad for the environment, you should be more aware of your carbonara footprint

Cost a pretty Penne for repairs as well

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By *lackitncoCouple
over a year ago

brownhills

I’ve cream man found dead covered in strawberry juice and hundreds and thousands

Police aren’t looking for anyone

They think he topped himself

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’ve cream man found dead covered in strawberry juice and hundreds and thousands

Police aren’t looking for anyone

They think he topped himself"

I need to get a life as I laughed out loud at that.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Someone stole my toilet , police say they have nothing to go on

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By *lackitncoCouple
over a year ago

brownhills

"I’ve cream man found dead covered in strawberry juice and hundreds and thousands

Police aren’t looking for anyone

They think he topped himself"

Soz should say ice cream man

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There was a big explosion in France

De - Brie everywhere I laughed a little more than I should have a that

When it comes to cheese I don't give Edam

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