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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

that isn't listed in your profile that (you think) may put a potential meet off ?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

In my spare time I work as a Wayne Rooney lookie-likie.

I have his looks but not his bank balance.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

ps - some (or all) of the previous post may not strictly be true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that isn't listed in your profile that (you think) may put a potential meet off ?"

why would i post on here something that i dont want to post on my profile incase it put people off?

ok ok i admit i have wierd feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have hyperhydrosis and I can't spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have hyperhydrosis and I can't spell "

is that because of the hyper....thingumijig or are they unrelated

For me i think everything is on my profile anyway... Ooooh. Im starting to go grey....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have hyperhydrosis and I can't spell

is that because of the hyper....thingumijig or are they unrelated

For me i think everything is on my profile anyway... Ooooh. Im starting to go grey...."

They unrelated I just don't think I spelt the hyper thingy right and can't be bother to goggle as on phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ooooh. Im starting to go grey...."

Been going grey for the last 10 years!

I go through a bottle of dye a month.

Dont think I have any naturally coloured hair left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just leaving it to go...

Its distinguished. Or im lazy.

One of the 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im just leaving it to go...

Its distinguished. Or im lazy.

One of the 2 "

On a man it's distinguished on me it's best get another dye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwww

dont believe a word if it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i have a lack of skin pigmentation in certain areas - so no tan for me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i currently have a spot on my forhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am actually a single male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And occasionally prone to the odd white lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a secret anaorak at times and would probably bore the arse off you.

Oh! And I've got a 14 inch cock that's 6 inch in girth

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Own an xbox and PS3

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I get bored really quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get bored really quickly "

+1 - annoying isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ooooh. Im starting to go grey....

Been going grey for the last 10 years!

I go through a bottle of dye a month.

Dont think I have any naturally coloured hair left. "

still dying to meet ya!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes my blood boil that we bowed to Euro pressure and renamed 'Marathon' to 'Snickers'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am ashamed to admit I insist on cooking and plying all my male friends with good food and copious amounts of wine when they visit and I can see why this puts men off from meeting me.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I get bored really quickly

+1 - annoying isn't it."
+3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don`t suffer fools gladly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My picture.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I don`t suffer fools gladly..."
Now that does come as a total surprise...;-)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"My picture. "
is great xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don`t suffer fools gladly... Now that does come as a total surprise...;-)"

Ahem...haha ...its not my best quality...

I love simple folk...normally gentle sorts....thats my get out sorted lol..

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I don`t suffer fools gladly... Now that does come as a total surprise...;-)

Ahem...haha ...its not my best quality...

I love simple folk...normally gentle sorts....thats my get out sorted lol.."
You have to hand back the get out card everytime you use it..;-)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

When i play, i like to get through at least 9 holes. Otherwise it ain't worth getting yer balls out.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


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When i play, i like to get through at least 9 holes. Otherwise it ain't worth getting yer balls out. "
would that include teh use of the Big Bertha by any chance?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


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When i play, i like to get through at least 9 holes. Otherwise it ain't worth getting yer balls out. would that include teh use of the Big Bertha by any chance?"

Well hello Bertha, nice to see you again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don`t suffer fools gladly... Now that does come as a total surprise...;-)

Ahem...haha ...its not my best quality...

I love simple folk...normally gentle sorts....thats my get out sorted lol..You have to hand back the get out card everytime you use it..;-)"

Fuck me...I`m good at making a rod fer my own back..

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

When i play, i like to get through at least 9 holes. Otherwise it ain't worth getting yer balls out. would that include teh use of the Big Bertha by any chance?

Well hello Bertha, nice to see you again. "
Its been lonely under par

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I don`t suffer fools gladly... Now that does come as a total surprise...;-)

Ahem...haha ...its not my best quality...

I love simple folk...normally gentle sorts....thats my get out sorted lol..You have to hand back the get out card everytime you use it..;-)

Fuck me...I`m good at making a rod fer my own back..

"
Check again... hopefully rod is still palced at the front?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don`t suffer fools gladly... Now that does come as a total surprise...;-)

Ahem...haha ...its not my best quality...

I love simple folk...normally gentle sorts....thats my get out sorted lol..You have to hand back the get out card everytime you use it..;-)

Fuck me...I`m good at making a rod fer my own back..

Check again... hopefully rod is still palced at the front?"

I`ll fuck `em rigid then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you just wanna watch, rent a porno.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

the pics arnt mine .......

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.only joking

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have a big bum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a big bum.. "

doesn't look big in this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just had sex so will be too sore tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just had sex so will be too sore tomorrow!"

corrrrrrr (bldy jealous) serves u right!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i get bored after around an hour of sex with most people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got a knee replacement .............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i get bored after around an hour of sex with most people "

try crochet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i bite me toe nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am a nympho who lives over a pub and can get her legs up round her head to bit her nails. pretty grim huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i bite me toe nails "

can think o better things to bite looking at yer avatar!

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