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Whats the shitest Xmas prezzy youve had and who bought it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For me.. my ex.. after asking my kids what I really really wanted (and it was our first xmas 6 months in)

I asked for a coffee machine (No minimum spec or budget and they are cheap at xmas)

What did he buy me?

WHEEL TRIMS

Whats worse is that he made a HUGE deal of bringing in his gift snd puttting it under the tree etc..

Yes i was super fucked off why did he get them ?? "because You have a shit car and you lost one""

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Ummm one better my mum actually bought me a mens toiletry gift set named " Isis "

I cant even begin to tell you the questions i got asked lol

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

My brother wrapped a house brick up for me one Christmas, bastard.

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By *wo4play69Couple
over a year ago

bicester

Pack of 3 mini play dough from brother in law. Still Had 99p sticker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ex-mother-in-law bought me a hoover..if ever there was a sign a marriage was destined for failure..!

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

An ex once bought and wrapped a set of kitchen tongs but that was as a joke which we both giggled about so not really a crappy, more of a gag gift

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By *outhfulPowerMan
over a year ago

Hemel

I once received reindeer poo as a secret Santa gift. It was to make my own Christmas tree. £15 limit my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband used to tell me he was going to buy me something great n then buy me feck all..think false hope is a pretty shitty gift lol

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ummm one better my mum actually bought me a mens toiletry gift set named " Isis "

I cant even begin to tell you the questions i got asked lol "

It's a m & s aftershave...it wasn't that bad I recall and a numerous name too

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

I live alone and my bro got me battleships for crimbo last year.

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By *orthernguyXXXMan
over a year ago

ashington

Actifry chip pan from the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the prezzie I bought my cousins wife wrapped up and gave to me every year. Still in same wrapping paper I had used. Think she just took the tag off and wrote one out to me. Thought it odd I always got same as I bought her till the year I bought her a personalised gift and I opened her personalised gift haha

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I got the prezzie I bought my cousins wife wrapped up and gave to me every year. Still in same wrapping paper I had used. Think she just took the tag off and wrote one out to me. Thought it odd I always got same as I bought her till the year I bought her a personalised gift and I opened her personalised gift haha"

Priceless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got the prezzie I bought my cousins wife wrapped up and gave to me every year. Still in same wrapping paper I had used. Think she just took the tag off and wrote one out to me. Thought it odd I always got same as I bought her till the year I bought her a personalised gift and I opened her personalised gift haha

Priceless!"

Meant I started to buy her something I wanted though haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My late mother in law bought me this purple waffle effect table cloth, and a pack of belly warmer knickers. Can you tell she didn’t like me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A set of 3 fold up shoppers...

shit makeup sets from QVC

My aunty used to order rubbish....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago my Hubby's Gran bought him a Sunderland footy shirt, well being a Newcastle fan his face was a picture I can tell you. Still laugh about it to this day. R.I.P Lizzy

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My ex put a frying pan in my Christmas stocking one year - I nearly wrapped it round his head! Luckily it was a very large stocking and also contained some liberty's jewellery....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a mug with the Bristol stool chart on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me.. my ex.. after asking my kids what I really really wanted (and it was our first xmas 6 months in)

I asked for a coffee machine (No minimum spec or budget and they are cheap at xmas)

What did he buy me?

WHEEL TRIMS

Whats worse is that he made a HUGE deal of bringing in his gift snd puttting it under the tree etc..

Yes i was super fucked off why did he get them ?? "because You have a shit car and you lost one"""
for me the presents don't matter I've had pretty terrible ones over years that just went in cupboard or garage never to be seen again but I enjoyed the party,Feliz navidad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Years ago my Hubby's Gran bought him a Sunderland footy shirt, well being a Newcastle fan his face was a picture I can tell you. Still laugh about it to this day. R.I.P Lizzy "

Classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, it was only shit (but funny at the same time) because of where I was at that time of year.... I was a soldier serving in Afghanistan so as you can imagine Christmas shopping was a tad difficult. I was given a rock, written on it in permanent marker was Kanye West’s gallstone! It was beautifully wrapped in a page out of a porn magazine, hustler I think? I doubt it was Kanye West’s gallstone as the rock was the size of a football! But it’s the thought that counts!!

Merry jingle bollocks everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister in law gave me a Tesco gift card which I thought was a bit weird. My stepdaughter knows I love orchids but she forgot it needs air, light and water and wrapped it up way before Xmas. It was completely doa!

Mum sent me a bloody Xmas onsie which returned. It was too small and I hated it She thought it was funny. Mummy darling I like satin and silk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son bought me a set of three tea towels! Not good when your used to presents from Pandora and Lush off him!

Hmphmmm.

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