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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Bugger.. power cut... sub station has gone poof!

The whole area is in darkness other than the occasional battery powered twinkly light.

No TV, computer, my phones gonna die soon so no fab...

What am I to do to keep myself amused?

Quick, I'm down to 12% battery life...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank, that will keep you occupied for a few minutes x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Have a wank "

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Have a wank. I the dark you can pretend its someone else

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By *ooncat123Woman
over a year ago

Sutton

I'd be more concerned about the criminally insane jumping you in the dark!

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire


"Have a wank "

By candlelight

How romantic

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Light a few candles and read a book. After your wank obviously.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Looks like a wank is the thing to do four votes and no other suggestions

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Have a wank "

It will keep you warm, too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light candles and read.

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I've lit the fire, that's burning nicely and warmed the room..

Candles lit everywhere, my daughter saw to that, it now smells like... Lush

Obviously no wanking...

And it's too dark to read by candlelight..

Will just have to sit and post random shite in the forums then..

No change from normal really..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've lit the fire, that's burning nicely and warmed the room..

Candles lit everywhere, my daughter saw to that, it now smells like... Lush

Obviously no wanking...

And it's too dark to read by candlelight..

Will just have to sit and post random shite in the forums then..

No change from normal really.. "

Until the battery goes de...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all have to sit round and talk to each other about your day or recite passages from the bible. When your phone dies of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger.. power cut... sub station has gone poof!

The whole area is in darkness other than the occasional battery powered twinkly light.

No TV, computer, my phones gonna die soon so no fab...

What am I to do to keep myself amused?

Quick, I'm down to 12% battery life..."

Use your in car charger then

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Where are you ? I can read smoke signals if I put my specs on

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

tonight you wank with the curtains open, the light switched on.

The exhilarating thrill of not knowing when the power will come back on and light you up for the whole neighbourhood to see, you better finish quick.

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"You all have to sit round and talk to each other about your day or recite passages from the bible. When your phone dies of course "

Tried the talking, it ended up being an argument..

Bible passages tried too.. Genesis chapter 1, passage 3 "and God said let there be light... and there was light, but this was candle light.. and God saw the candles were burning low and god new that the poor buggers would be plunged back into darkness soon.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a wank

It will keep you warm, too "

Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?

The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a wank

It will keep you warm, too

Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?

The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever. "

Perhaps you just solved an energy crisis and cured global warming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all have to sit round and talk to each other about your day or recite passages from the bible. When your phone dies of course

Tried the talking, it ended up being an argument..

Bible passages tried too.. Genesis chapter 1, passage 3 "and God said let there be light... and there was light, but this was candle light.. and God saw the candles were burning low and god new that the poor buggers would be plunged back into darkness soon..""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a wank

It will keep you warm, too

Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?

The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever.

Perhaps you just solved an energy crisis and cured global warming "

Britain could lead the world in 'Wank power'. Do you think I should copyright the name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a wank

It will keep you warm, too

Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?

The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever.

Perhaps you just solved an energy crisis and cured global warming

Britain could lead the world in 'Wank power'. Do you think I should copyright the name?"

When you see your neighbour has no snow on his roof,you can give him a knowing wink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a wank

It will keep you warm, too

Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?

The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever.

Perhaps you just solved an energy crisis and cured global warming

Britain could lead the world in 'Wank power'. Do you think I should copyright the name?"

You had better add lady wank power to that copyright....

Then I can sue for plagiarism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a wank

It will keep you warm, too

Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?

The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever.

Perhaps you just solved an energy crisis and cured global warming

Britain could lead the world in 'Wank power'. Do you think I should copyright the name?

You had better add lady wank power to that copyright....

Then I can sue for plagiarism "

I'd better not,I think I'd blow the fuses.

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Have a wank

It will keep you warm, too

Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?

The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever.

Perhaps you just solved an energy crisis and cured global warming

Britain could lead the world in 'Wank power'. Do you think I should copyright the name?

You had better add lady wank power to that copyright....

Then I can sue for plagiarism

I'd better not,I think I'd blow the fuses. "

Thought up a name for the wank energy company, Tossla..

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