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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I have to confess - I have just p'eed off 2 single guys, told both of them that they should read our profile to get the answers to their silly questions - should I give myself a slap? should I go and see the pope and ask for forgiveness or should I carry on regardless?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

carry on reguardless

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Mmm well if the only question was already answered by the profile seems reasonable.

If they had multiple questions and only one was answered by profile then less of a spanking is deserved.

Rule 1 Always read profile

Rule 2 Read it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to confess - I have just p'eed off 2 single guys, told both of them that they should read our profile to get the answers to their silly questions - should I give myself a slap? should I go and see the pope and ask for forgiveness or should I carry on regardless? "

Stand your ground, never repeat yourself and always enjoy lol

At least you replied to them and not delete and block lol lol

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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"carry on reguardless "

Yeah I think so too - just hope I can sleep tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to confess - I have just p'eed off 2 single guys, told both of them that they should read our profile to get the answers to their silly questions - should I give myself a slap? should I go and see the pope and ask for forgiveness or should I carry on regardless? "

No you shouldnt slap yourself or ask for any kind of forgiveness from pope or any other source it does my head in when people on here cant be arsed to read profiles 1st its there in black n white for all to see its not rocket science is it unless they cant read and just here to look at pics ive said to many you havent read profile obv have you! so you carry on regardless there problem not yours chick

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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I have to confess - I have just p'eed off 2 single guys, told both of them that they should read our profile to get the answers to their silly questions - should I give myself a slap? should I go and see the pope and ask for forgiveness or should I carry on regardless?

No you shouldnt slap yourself or ask for any kind of forgiveness from pope or any other source it does my head in when people on here cant be arsed to read profiles 1st its there in black n white for all to see its not rocket science is it unless they cant read and just here to look at pics ive said to many you havent read profile obv have you! so you carry on regardless there problem not yours chick "

ooooooo spooky I actually told one of them that reading a profile wasn't rocket science

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to confess - I have just p'eed off 2 single guys, told both of them that they should read our profile to get the answers to their silly questions - should I give myself a slap? should I go and see the pope and ask for forgiveness or should I carry on regardless? "

nope. Their problem...

Mind you they will probably be on here whinging soon

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have to confess someone asked me to show him my cunt... I told him to look in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm well if the only question was already answered by the profile seems reasonable.

If they had multiple questions and only one was answered by profile then less of a spanking is deserved.

Rule 1 Always read profile

Rule 2 Read it again

"

Pssst, don`t look now........ But your arse is eating a pillow.

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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I have to confess someone asked me to show him my cunt... I told him to look in the mirror."

you fool, he was asking if your name was Mike Hunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to confess - I have just p'eed off 2 single guys, told both of them that they should read our profile to get the answers to their silly questions - should I give myself a slap? should I go and see the pope and ask for forgiveness or should I carry on regardless?

No you shouldnt slap yourself or ask for any kind of forgiveness from pope or any other source it does my head in when people on here cant be arsed to read profiles 1st its there in black n white for all to see its not rocket science is it unless they cant read and just here to look at pics ive said to many you havent read profile obv have you! so you carry on regardless there problem not yours chick

ooooooo spooky I actually told one of them that reading a profile wasn't rocket science "

spooky yes but a fact and hes prob been told it before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to confess someone asked me to show him my cunt... I told him to look in the mirror."

did he reply to that by any chance lol ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to confess - I have just p'eed off 2 single guys, told both of them that they should read our profile to get the answers to their silly questions - should I give myself a slap? should I go and see the pope and ask for forgiveness or should I carry on regardless? "

Your profile has more than a dozen words, and some of them are really quite big! Not very reasonable of you to expect it to be read, so give yourself a slap!

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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I have to confess - I have just p'eed off 2 single guys, told both of them that they should read our profile to get the answers to their silly questions - should I give myself a slap? should I go and see the pope and ask for forgiveness or should I carry on regardless?

Your profile has more than a dozen words, and some of them are really quite big! Not very reasonable of you to expect it to be read, so give yourself a slap! "

sorry, do you think we got carried away with the profile then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the profile ....... it's not rocket salad. tutttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on regardless, I always find it odd when I get someone ask what am I into yet claimed to have read my profile

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"carry on reguardless "

The Beautiful South.

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By *andK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

as the phrase 'not rocket science' seems to be used a fair bit maybe we should add it to our profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"carry on reguardless

The Beautiful South. "

Now theres a song not hear for ages ...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"carry on reguardless

The Beautiful South. "

great band...... off to find their CD

there is a fab track about buying flowers... can't remember the name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"carry on reguardless

The Beautiful South.

great band...... off to find their CD

there is a fab track about buying flowers... can't remember the name"

Was it Artificial Flowers track?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"carry on reguardless

The Beautiful South.

great band...... off to find their CD

there is a fab track about buying flowers... can't remember the name

Was it Artificial Flowers track? "

that's it.....

very sad song

but I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Artificial Flowers Lyrics

Alone in the world was poor little Anne

As sweet a young child as you'd find

Her parents had gone to their final reward

Leaving their baby behind

Did you hear this poor little child was only nine years of age

When mother and dad went away

Still she bravely worked at the one thing she knew

To earn a few pennies a day

She made artificial flowers, artificial flowers

Flowers for ladies of fashion to wear

She made artificial flowers, artificial flowers

Fashioned from Annie's despair

With papers and shears, with wire and wax

She made up each tulip and mum

As snow flakes drifted in to her tenement room

Her baby little fingers grew numb

From artificial flowers, those artificial flowers

Flowers for ladies of high fashion to wear

She made artificial flowers, artificial flowers

Made from Annie's despair

And they found little Annie all covered with ice

Still clutching her poor frozen shears

Amidst all the blossoms, she had fashioned by hand

And watered with all her young tears

There must be a Heaven where little Annie can play

In heavenly gardens and bowers

And instead of halo, she'll wear round her head

A garland of genuine flowers

No more artificial flowers, artificial flowers

Flowers for ladies of society to wear

Those artificial flowers, artificial flowers

Fashioned from Annie's

Fashioned from Annie's despair

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

am playing it this very second...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00t3PR_9IB8

great video as well

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By *ne-just4funMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"ooooooo spooky I actually told one of them that reading a profile wasn't rocket science "

You're so right! I've followed yours to the letter, and still the bugger won't fly

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