FabSwingers.com forum: I've done it, I've finally fookin' done it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I farted and our dog got up out of his basket and staggered out of the room.

It's pay back for all the times he's dropped one and had us reaching for the air freshener.

Mind you, Kate's fooked off too, so I've got to rethink my stratergy.

It's burning my eyes an'all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs onions & beans for lunch then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck!! can smell it up here now.

Hold on, the wind is in the wrong direction........ It must be Falkirk I`m gettin a wiff of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I farted and our dog got up out of his basket and staggered out of the room.

It's pay back for all the times he's dropped one and had us reaching for the air freshener.

Mind you, Kate's fooked off too, so I've got to rethink my stratergy.

It's burning my eyes an'all

FFS I can't stop giggling like a loon now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eggs onions & beans for lunch then.

Fishermans Platter actually and a couple of pints of strongbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eggs onions & beans for lunch then.

Fishermans Platter actually and a couple of pints of strongbow

Fish and cider! Sounds like a lethal combination. No peanuts i hope? If yes i will put my helmet on and get behind the wall

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Eggs onions & beans for lunch then.

Fishermans Platter actually and a couple of pints of strongbow

ffs first time I've heard of it happening without a curry and dodgy real ale...

pmsl

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe

my dad took us out for curry the other night... By the end of the evening the paint was peeling off the walls in his room.

Then the next day he had an egg sandwich for lunch.

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over a year ago

Top man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that trumping in Mrs Artfuls pillow before she gets in bed is most amusing (for me anyway) as I pretend I can't smell anything as she plumps her pillows before settling down.

Baked beans on toast with a fried egg works wonders

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"I farted and our dog got up out of his basket and staggered out of the room.

It's pay back for all the times he's dropped one and had us reaching for the air freshener.

Mind you, Kate's fooked off too, so I've got to rethink my stratergy.

It's burning my eyes an'all

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Jack farted? No sorry, don't believe it, far too much of a gentleman to fart, especially in front of the dog!

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By *odka n CokeCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

"I farted and our dog got up out of his basket and staggered out of the room.

It's pay back for all the times he's dropped one and had us reaching for the air freshener.

Mind you, Kate's fooked off too, so I've got to rethink my stratergy.

It's burning my eyes an'all

We've got a bull terrier so when he drops one, we ALL know about it lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Hi five*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog is very 'ladylike' with her 'trumps'.

We should do the lady and the tramp with 'em lol

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