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"May I recommend a good book....?" Or a decent movie Ads | |||
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"May I recommend a good book....?" Lord of the Ring? | |||
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"If i had to describe the smell id have to say "sandalwood". " Used in all the best perfumes. | |||
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"That’s enough Fab for me today" Lol, I get that feeling a lot! | |||
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" you have too much time on your hands to think about such things " I think it was more his fingers than hand xx | |||
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"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will. " I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped. | |||
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"The more and more I finger my butt the more I think it's an elipse rather than a circle. What shape does your sphincter feel like and what does your finger smell like now? Mine smells like sage and onion stuffing. " I had to Google ellipse, stop making me learn new things. I've just had a shower, I'll get back to you on the aroma of my finger. | |||
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"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will. I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped. " Mine's just a bit fucked up because of all the massive cocks. you know how it is. | |||
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"There's a pornstar with a heart shaped butthole" Gives a whole new meaning to, I want to make love to you | |||
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"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will. I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped. Mine's just a bit fucked up because of all the massive cocks. you know how it is. " Ditto. My piles are the size of dry roasted peanuts. | |||
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"The more and more I finger my butt the more I think it's an elipse rather than a circle. What shape does your sphincter feel like and what does your finger smell like now? Mine smells like sage and onion stuffing. I had to Google ellipse, stop making me learn new things. I've just had a shower, I'll get back to you on the aroma of my finger." Don't know if you noticed, but he spelt it wrong | |||
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"I've just got out the bath so mine smells like coconut and it's moist!" ooohhh a bounty booty | |||
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"Mine is a bit of a jagged battered onion ring shape. Smells much the same too." I'm howling with laughter right now | |||
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"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will. I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped. Mine's just a bit fucked up because of all the massive cocks. you know how it is. Ditto. My piles are the size of dry roasted peanuts. " Painting a picture with words...... | |||
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" you have too much time on your hands to think about such things I think it was more his fingers than hand xx" And i don't think its time he's got on them. | |||
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"Mine's like a squished spider and I ate tons of chilli tonight so it probably will taste pretty hot. Wanna burn your tongue??" They say the first bite is with the eye.. | |||
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" you have too much time on your hands to think about such things I think it was more his fingers than hand xx And i don't think its time he's got on them." Haha nope xx | |||
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"The more and more I finger my butt the more I think it's an elipse rather than a circle. What shape does your sphincter feel like and what does your finger smell like now? Mine smells like sage and onion stuffing. " | |||
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"The more and more I finger my butt the more I think it's an elipse rather than a circle. What shape does your sphincter feel like and what does your finger smell like now? Mine smells like sage and onion stuffing. I had to Google ellipse, stop making me learn new things. I've just had a shower, I'll get back to you on the aroma of my finger. Don't know if you noticed, but he spelt it wrong " I did. | |||
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"Now that I drained all the cum out of it, I've come to the decision that it's a perfect circle. Fancy that! Oh! And it smells like cum, of course. " Ah you can't beat a post bumming gape | |||
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"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will. I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped. Mine's just a bit fucked up because of all the massive cocks. you know how it is. Ditto. My piles are the size of dry roasted peanuts. Painting a picture with words...... Bet you're salivating " | |||
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"There's a reason why I don't do gaping bum hole pics.... " It's because it's ellipse shaped isn't it. | |||
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"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will. I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped. Mine's just a bit fucked up because of all the massive cocks. you know how it is. Ditto. My piles are the size of dry roasted peanuts. Painting a picture with words...... Bet you're salivating " I fucking love dry roasted peanuts.......... | |||
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"I've just got out the bath so mine smells like coconut and it's moist! ooohhh a bounty booty" Exotic. | |||
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"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will. I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped. Mine's just a bit fucked up because of all the massive cocks. you know how it is. Ditto. My piles are the size of dry roasted peanuts. Painting a picture with words...... Bet you're salivating I fucking love dry roasted peanuts.........." Salty, like my butt hole | |||
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"Mine's like a squished spider and I ate tons of chilli tonight so it probably will taste pretty hot. Wanna burn your tongue??" I like a bit of hotness | |||
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"And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here " I know, right? I mean, sage and onion stuffing I think all guys should have to put on their profile what their bum holes smell like so we know before messaging. This stuff is important. | |||
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"And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here " I thought posting this thread would have me dripping in clunge by now. | |||
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"And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here I know, right? I mean, sage and onion stuffing I think all guys should have to put on their profile what their bum holes smell like so we know before messaging. This stuff is important. " I like to be surprised. | |||
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"The BIG question is: How many fingers did you use?" 16. I asked my neighbour Mike if he would help. That bastard has got fingers the size of butcher's sausages. | |||
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"And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here I know, right? I mean, sage and onion stuffing I think all guys should have to put on their profile what their bum holes smell like so we know before messaging. This stuff is important. " Great idea, I'll go first. | |||
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"The BIG question is: How many fingers did you use? 16. I asked my neighbour Mike if he would help. That bastard has got fingers the size of butcher's sausages." You knew that when you asked him, didn't you. | |||
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"And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here " | |||
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"The BIG question is: How many fingers did you use? 16. I asked my neighbour Mike if he would help. That bastard has got fingers the size of butcher's sausages. You knew that when you asked him, didn't you. " | |||
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"The BIG question is: How many fingers did you use? 16. I asked my neighbour Mike if he would help. That bastard has got fingers the size of butcher's sausages." You can always rely on a Mike. | |||
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"And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here I know, right? I mean, sage and onion stuffing I think all guys should have to put on their profile what their bum holes smell like so we know before messaging. This stuff is important. Great idea, I'll go first." I hope you start a real movement with that text. It's about damn time! | |||
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" Mine is ostensibly triangular in shape " So is mine But in fairness I had a toblerone in it earlier. I smells of Switzerland | |||
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"We'll I'm not sharing my.pic n mix with anyone after reading that " This exact reason I don't eat nuts in a bar. | |||
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" Mine is ostensibly triangular in shape So is mine But in fairness I had a toblerone in it earlier. I smells of Switzerland " Ahhhhh but what kind of toblerone xx | |||
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"We'll I'm not sharing my.pic n mix with anyone after reading that This exact reason I don't eat nuts in a bar. " That and it’s illegal | |||
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"We'll I'm not sharing my.pic n mix with anyone after reading that This exact reason I don't eat nuts in a bar. That and it’s illegal" There goes that fantasy for the bi-curious landlord . | |||
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"How's your smelly arse this morning? Did I just ask that?! " That's gross. Sicko. | |||
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"How's your smelly arse this morning? Did I just ask that?! That's gross. Sicko." I know,I'm just going to wash my mouth out | |||
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"This exact reason I don't eat nuts in a bar. " Lib fingering his bum won't put me off my Cadbury Dairy Milk Fruit & Nut bar. | |||
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"The more and more I finger my butt the more I think it's an elipse rather than a circle. What shape does your sphincter feel like and what does your finger smell like now? Mine smells like sage and onion stuffing. " Crawfords cheesy biscuits never finger my arse that's disgusting | |||
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"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!" lib started it blame him | |||
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"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him " I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him | |||
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"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him " | |||
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"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him " people are encourageable | |||
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"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him people are encourageable " Yes and you men don't need much encouragement to discuss botty talk it appears! | |||
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"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him people are encourageable Yes and you men don't need much encouragement to discuss botty talk it appears! " I did say it was disgusting but having said that you have a gorgeous bottie | |||
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"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him people are encourageable Yes and you men don't need much encouragement to discuss botty talk it appears! I did say it was disgusting but having said that you have a gorgeous bottie " Thankyou! Right no further communication on this thread more people are waking now. Let the sage and onion quietly go to sleep... | |||
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"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him people are encourageable Yes and you men don't need much encouragement to discuss botty talk it appears! I did say it was disgusting but having said that you have a gorgeous bottie Thankyou! Right no further communication on this thread more people are waking now. Let the sage and onion quietly go to sleep..." ok get yer drift bums away | |||
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"Slightly meaty and spicey today - like a curry from a Chinese restaurant or something." tmi | |||
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" " I bet yours smells like spinach and ricotta ravioli. | |||
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" I bet yours smells like spinach and ricotta ravioli." I'm going to go for a rhombus too. | |||
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" I bet yours smells like spinach and ricotta ravioli. I'm going to go for a rhombus too." I don’t know I don't smell it,it's not my thing. | |||
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" I bet yours smells like spinach and ricotta ravioli. I'm going to go for a rhombus too. I don’t know I don't smell it,it's not my thing." Don't believe her guys and gals - she PMs me an update everyday. | |||
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" I bet yours smells like spinach and ricotta ravioli. I'm going to go for a rhombus too. I don’t know I don't smell it,it's not my thing. Don't believe her guys and gals - she PMs me an update everyday." Shushh you're not allowed to discuss pm's. | |||
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"Ok I just did it and guess what it smelt of? " Beef Monster Munch? | |||
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"Ok I just did it and guess what it smelt of? " Shit! | |||
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"Ok I just did it and guess what it smelt of? Shit!" nail head hit | |||
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"The BIG question is: How many fingers did you use? 16. I asked my neighbour Mike if he would help. That bastard has got fingers the size of butcher's sausages." I think he did my last prostate exam... Knew I shouldn't have trusted a stranger in the men's toilets, I had my doubts he was a real Dr... | |||
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"How have I only just read this thread now " Think yourself lucky! | |||
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"How have I only just read this thread now Think yourself lucky!" | |||
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"Ok I just did it and guess what it smelt of? Beef Monster Munch?" Is it wrong that I got this far down and now I'm hungry?? | |||
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"Ok I just did it and guess what it smelt of? Beef Monster Munch? Is it wrong that I got this far down and now I'm hungry??" Not wrong,bit sick maybe but not wrong | |||
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"I vomited on so many posts....... " Trust you to bring the tone of the thread down. | |||
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"I vomited on so many posts....... Trust you to bring the tone of the thread down." I know and it was going so well. | |||
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"Corn on the cob. " Clem wants to put corn on the cob up me. | |||
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"Corn on the cob. Clem wants to put corn on the cob up me. " I bet an Alf pog and 2 of my Finger Mouse puppets that he manages to do it. | |||
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"Corn on the cob. Clem wants to put corn on the cob up me. I bet an Alf pog and 2 of my Finger Mouse puppets that he manages to do it." Why would you think I’m resistant? It’s Clem! | |||
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"Corn on the cob. Clem wants to put corn on the cob up me. I bet an Alf pog and 2 of my Finger Mouse puppets that he manages to do it. Why would you think I’m resistant? It’s Clem! " Speaking from experience I wouldn't trust him with a corn on the cob | |||
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"Corn on the cob. Clem wants to put corn on the cob up me. I bet an Alf pog and 2 of my Finger Mouse puppets that he manages to do it. Why would you think I’m resistant? It’s Clem! Speaking from experience I wouldn't trust him with a corn on the cob " Does he get it all stuck in his teeth? | |||
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"Corn on the cob. Clem wants to put corn on the cob up me. I bet an Alf pog and 2 of my Finger Mouse puppets that he manages to do it. Why would you think I’m resistant? It’s Clem! Speaking from experience I wouldn't trust him with a corn on the cob " What if it's smothered in butter? | |||
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