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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

There was a young man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

While wiping his chin

If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old man from Syke

Who got someone's spunk in his eye

His wife lay and farted

She wasn't enchanted

And wished that her old man would die

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

There was a young lady from Ealing,

Who had a peculiar feeling.

She lay on her back,

And opened her crack,

And pissed all over the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a young lady from Ealing,

Who had a peculiar feeling.

She lay on her back,

And opened her crack,

And pissed all over the ceiling "

Tut tut ... stolen from Bridget Jones's Diary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young girl from Ealing

Who got put in prison for stealing

She lay on her back

Opened her crack

And pissed all over the Ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn late again as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limerick's in Munster

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

At the party my date likes liquor

it gets her in the mood much quicker

she strikes quite a pose

when she takes off her clothes

making everyone's yule log much thicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A charming young lady from Bude

Decided to dance in the nude

The dance floor was sparse

She fell on her arse

And the vicar just muttered "how rude"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a lady from Worcester

Who got herself all of a fluster

So many cocks to peruse

Just who could she choose

To bend 'er over the sofa, and bust'er

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Limerick's in Munster "

Ain't that where the nasty German cheese comes from..

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

There was an old lady called Betty,

Whose armpits where hairy and sweaty,

She had a great knot,

In her stinky old twot,

And her pubes looked just like spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A natty young fella called Ted

Was having a wank in his bed

His mother walked in

As his spunk hit his chin

And offered him tissues of red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Limerick's in Munster

Ain't that where the nasty German cheese comes from..

"

Errrrrrrrm ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An jolly young man named Ben

Got upset with his fabs off the men

With his arse in the air

Bent over the chair

All advice he ignored again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A randy young woman called Kate

Was asked how big a cock she had ate

She stood with a grin

And said as it went in

She knew it was easily eight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called Rubi.

Who wondered what life on fab could be.

She saw lots of dick,

Some things made her feel sick,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man in a pub playing darts

Got caught by some very loud farts

He lowered his head

And cried as he said

My fart's blowing my arse apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the party my date likes liquor

it gets her in the mood much quicker

she strikes quite a pose

when she takes off her clothes

making everyone's yule log much thicker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their she was between the sheets

Her pussy trimmed looking neat

The guy came in with a Hardon

He farted loud and then said pardon

She ran for cover

It was a loud one

Sex was off

She was put off

He said it he was rude

But it was my food

She said it was so wrong

What a pong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Kent,

Whose tool was so long that it bent.

To save himself trouble

He put it in double

And instead of coming, he went.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

There once was a man called Dave,

Who dug up a whore from a grave,

She was mouldy as shit

And missing a tit

But think of the money he saved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fairy on the Xmas tree was looking to the ground

It's quite a long way up she said and very slightly frowned

The robin on a lower branch smiled sweetly as he said

You have no need to worry you've not got fairy shit on your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There once was a man called Dave,

Who dug up a whore from a grave,

She was mouldy as shit

And missing a tit

But think of the money he saved

"

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

There was a scotsman called randy, who went in the pub for a shandy.

he picked up his cloth to wipe of the throgh and the barmaid said "cor blimey thats handy"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their was a young lady called rose

She had very sexy toes

They went straight in my mouth

Before I could shout

Let's go out

She proceeded to pout

I got my nuts out

The rest is history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frustrated old wanker named Dick

Was known for being a bit of a prick

When asked for a date

The young lady sedate

Said sorry I'm gonna be sick

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

There was a young man from Sheen

Invented a wanking machine

On the 24th stroke

The fucking thing broke

And whipped his poor balls to cream

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By *aptain22Man
over a year ago

Manchester

There was a young man from Kildare

Who was shagging his bird on the stair

The bannister broke

So he doubled his stroke

And finished her off in mid-air!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a gangbang in Heaven

A young lady fucked three more than seven

Not one man did she pass

Up her Cunt or her Ass

And one more would have made it eleven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their once was a party in Bangkok

Where sexy women rode cock

They loved it so much

That every time they were touched

Or licked on their crouch

They came like a fountain

White cream was amounting

But no one was counting

They just all had good fun

And the cream it did run

When it ended they got in a cab

And all remarked it was FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tired old lady called Lil

Was worried she was very ill

She looked in her pants

Then did a quick dance

And remembered she needed a pill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young woman from Leeds

Who ate a whole packet of seeds

Within a few hours

Her tits were both flowers

and her twat was a bundle of s

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