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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you invent if you could???

Mine at this moment in time is a device that my dog could wipe her feet in after she has been in the wet garden.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"What would you invent if you could???

Mine at this moment in time is a device that my dog could wipe her feet in after she has been in the wet garden. "

When you do

let me know my cousin will buy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you invent if you could???

Mine at this moment in time is a device that my dog could wipe her feet in after she has been in the wet garden. "

Already been invented........... Its called a kennel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you invent if you could???

Mine at this moment in time is a device that my dog could wipe her feet in after she has been in the wet garden.

When you do

let me know my cousin will buy one"

Does your cousin not know how to wipe their feet? A door mat is a good place to start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "wanking attachment" to fit on a push bike.

The faster you pedal the quicker it goes

I'd probably be finished before I got to the end of our street

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

As most regulars will attest I have invented many gadgets and machines in my time at Fab.

Time Machine

Cock Lasers

FFR01 (prototype of a sex robot)

Pocket Fluff Capacitor

All from discarded things you find around the house and of course my faithful gloopy glue, cray paper and range of coloured glitter.

I also have on my drawing board preliminary blue prints for a teleportion device (for all of the hard fucking up and down the country) made from corn flake boxes and milk bottle tops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also have on my drawing board preliminary blue prints for a teleportion device (for all of the hard fucking up and down the country) made from corn flake boxes and milk bottle tops. "

Wot and no sticky back plastic ?

It's bound too fall apart...!!!

tuh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd invent a remote control for the remote control for when I can't be arsed to move and pick it up.

I would also invent a remote control for the remote control for the first remote control just as a back up too.

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