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Tis the season of giving

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Gift each other with nice things as it is the season to be jolly:

Jokes

Facts

Winks

Inspiring messages

Messages

BJs (lol)

Etc

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Joke: my girlfriend's sad as her goldfish died, so I went out and got her an identical one.

She said "what the hell am I going to do with 2 dead gold fish!"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joke: my girlfriend's sad as her goldfish died, so I went out and got her an identical one.

She said "what the hell am I going to do with 2 dead gold fish!""

Candle light fish dinner??

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Sounds like a bushtucker trial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tip is never eat yellow snow xx

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By *rBukkakeMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.

She says, “Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you’d like to come into my bedroom.”

Santa responds, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know.”

The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says, “I’ve got something special for you Santa. Can’t you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable.”

Santa responds, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know.”

Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says, “Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift.”

Santa responds “Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can’t get up the chimney with my cock this way!!!”

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.

She says, “Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you’d like to come into my bedroom.”

Santa responds, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know.”

The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says, “I’ve got something special for you Santa. Can’t you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable.”

Santa responds, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know.”

Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says, “Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift.”

Santa responds “Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can’t get up the chimney with my cock this way!!!”"

Lolz

Xmas theme too

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