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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any ideas??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get to the other side??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get to the cock?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Because he could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos she is a dumb animal with no concept of the dangers of crossing a busy highway, or the potential disaster her actions could cause to other road users. She should therefore, be roasted immediately, and served up with chips.

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos she is a dumb animal with no concept of the dangers of crossing a busy highway, or the potential disaster her actions could cause to other road users. She should therefore, be roasted immediately, and served up with chips. "

Or roast potatoes, stuffing and sprouts

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

Because the duck tollef her to..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos she is a dumb animal with no concept of the dangers of crossing a busy highway, or the potential disaster her actions could cause to other road users. She should therefore, be roasted immediately, and served up with chips.

Or roast potatoes, stuffing and sprouts "

Hold the sprouts! Evil things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Cos the council had the pavement up on his side.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Cos she is a dumb animal with no concept of the dangers of crossing a busy highway, or the potential disaster her actions could cause to other road users. She should therefore, be roasted immediately, and served up with chips.

Or roast potatoes, stuffing and sprouts

Hold the sprouts! Evil things!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos she is a dumb animal with no concept of the dangers of crossing a busy highway, or the potential disaster her actions could cause to other road users. She should therefore, be roasted immediately, and served up with chips.

Or roast potatoes, stuffing and sprouts

Hold the sprouts! Evil things!"

That's ok, I'll have yours

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

To see me . She loved a good plucking

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cos she is a dumb animal with no concept of the dangers of crossing a busy highway, or the potential disaster her actions could cause to other road users. She should therefore, be roasted immediately, and served up with chips.

Or roast potatoes, stuffing and sprouts

Hold the sprouts! Evil things!"
^ This. Sprouts are devil's bogies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any ideas??"
he didn't have the guts to stay where he was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to play snow fight with her cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to know why he crossed the road, well put yourself in his position, you might want to cross the road too,I don't know what it's all got to do with anyone, he's seen things that you can't imagine. Lost everything. Probably been bombed out of his home, leave him alone.

What? Chicken? Oh, I thought you said chechnyan, as you were

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes


"Cos she is a dumb animal with no concept of the dangers of crossing a busy highway, or the potential disaster her actions could cause to other road users. She should therefore, be roasted immediately, and served up with chips.

Or roast potatoes, stuffing and sprouts

Hold the sprouts! Evil things! ^ This. Sprouts are devil's bogies "

I’ll share my special sprouts recipe, you’ll all be coming back for seconds

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes


"Any ideas??"

Yes but can’t tell you, I’m sworn to secrecy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any ideas??

Yes but can’t tell you, I’m sworn to secrecy "
by the order of fellow chickens?

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Because the lollipop man had his cock stuck up it.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Because I kicked it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

To stop himself pecking that stupid, arrogant, ugly souled bitches eyes out.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Because he wanted to see his flat mate the hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos she is a dumb animal with no concept of the dangers of crossing a busy highway, or the potential disaster her actions could cause to other road users. She should therefore, be roasted immediately, and served up with chips. "

Noooooo! Send her to me and she can join my happy Peep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it was an early bird offer at chams tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos she is a dumb animal with no concept of the dangers of crossing a busy highway, or the potential disaster her actions could cause to other road users. She should therefore, be roasted immediately, and served up with chips.

Or roast potatoes, stuffing and sprouts

Hold the sprouts! Evil things! ^ This. Sprouts are devil's bogies

I’ll share my special sprouts recipe, you’ll all be coming back for seconds "

As long as it's a recipe that doesn't include sprouts, I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He heard someone firing up the BBQ

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