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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? " I would like my little ship called 'Dignity' upgraded to a huge, motherfucking yacht please And the right navigator to go with it Quite quickly, if you please The bugger ain't gettin' any younger Thankyou kindly | |||
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? " can you upgrade my bank account I want to be in the 40% tax grade please  | |||
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? " I'd like her to upgrade my lovelife please and when she's finished it would be time to start again! | |||
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? " oh and as you're a fairy godmother ( fgilf )can I have 3 wishes on repeat please and obviously it would always finish with me having 3 wishes | |||
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"My phone please. It's an S5, I had it given to me when it was a few years old. The battery dosent last and it lives on charge. I'm not fussy another one or an S6 would do, thanks." What about one of those new ones that charge in 15 minutes? | |||
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? I would like my little ship called 'Dignity' upgraded to a huge, motherfucking yacht please And the right navigator to go with it Quite quickly, if you please The bugger ain't gettin' any younger Thankyou kindly" | |||
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? can you upgrade my bank account I want to be in the 40% tax grade please "Premium account-now you just need to find the money to fill it  | |||
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? I'd like her to upgrade my lovelife please and when she's finished it would be time to start again! "What would be the ideal? | |||
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? oh and as you're a fairy godmother ( fgilf )can I have 3 wishes on repeat please and obviously it would always finish with me having 3 wishes "Fairy godmothers don't like greedy boys! She's gonna downgrade something instead!! | |||
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"I’d upgrade my ass to a younger tighter model " A wasted wish! Your ass is yummy! | |||
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? oh and as you're a fairy godmother ( fgilf )can I have 3 wishes on repeat please and obviously it would always finish with me having 3 wishes
Fairy godmothers don't like greedy boys! She's gonna downgrade something instead!! "awwwww fgilf but I love your outfit  | |||
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"I’d upgrade my ass to a younger tighter model A wasted wish! Your ass is yummy! " Awwww thanks bb xxxxx Ok I would wish to upgrade my heels from 4 to 6 inch black leather. Steel heel | |||
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"My phone please. It's an S5, I had it given to me when it was a few years old. The battery dosent last and it lives on charge. I'm not fussy another one or an S6 would do, thanks. What about one of those new ones that charge in 15 minutes? " Yes please providing you can log in on here etc | |||
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"I’d upgrade my ass to a younger tighter model A wasted wish! Your ass is yummy! Awwww thanks bb xxxxx Ok I would wish to upgrade my heels from 4 to 6 inch black leather. Steel heel " Now that's more like it! And heels make your bum move wonderfully | |||
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"My gaming kit, xbox to xbox one x, ps4 to ps4 pro, and my pc to a monster water cooled, gadgillion fps gaming pc, and my controllers to bespoke scuff controllers, "Done. We'll see you in about 10 years when you emerge from your gaming cave | |||
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"well my pillow needs an upgrade its a bit flat when its finished it would look exactly like your profile pic Rubidoux. while we at it id upgrade your magic wand too. "Everybody needs a busom for a pillow | |||
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"Dear fairy godmother, I would like my subconscious upgrading please. Specifically, the part that is responsible for dreams. How can you not win a football match in your own dream ffs
Thank you!
Hotfrog "
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"Dear Fairy Godmother.. If your that good you will know my wish. I'll sit here quietly and hope you can make it happen "Done | |||
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"well my pillow needs an upgrade its a bit flat when its finished it would look exactly like your profile pic Rubidoux. while we at it id upgrade your magic wand too.
Everybody needs a busom for a pillow "and you know i loves your busom | |||
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"Dear Fairygodmother - Not so much an upgrade, but could you take a ganders at my homemade Tardis? I watched one too many episodes of Dr Who you see and decided to build something similar myself. I’ve already procured a portaloo and some 9 volt batteries but have no clue how to get the thing working....help?" Little tiny windows! | |||
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"My old man..he's currently a corpse and has been for a few months, could you transchangify him back to being alive for Christmas ta..not quite ready to have one without him yet, much obliged "Christmas with loved ones is the perfect way to upgrade x | |||
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"well my pillow needs an upgrade its a bit flat when its finished it would look exactly like your profile pic Rubidoux. while we at it id upgrade your magic wand too.
Everybody needs a busom for a pillow
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"My old man..he's currently a corpse and has been for a few months, could you transchangify him back to being alive for Christmas ta..not quite ready to have one without him yet, much obliged
Christmas with loved ones is the perfect way to upgrade x"I'll understand if ya can't..he's probably somewhere around the consistency of chunky vegetable soup by now so can't be easy...I'll make do with a nice picture there instead | |||
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"My old man..he's currently a corpse and has been for a few months, could you transchangify him back to being alive for Christmas ta..not quite ready to have one without him yet, much obliged
Christmas with loved ones is the perfect way to upgrade x
I'll understand if ya can't..he's probably somewhere around the consistency of chunky vegetable soup by now so can't be easy...I'll make do with a nice picture there instead "How about a humanoid? With his face and voice? | |||
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"Can you upgrade my package at work? You know, add a zero to the end? "0 Done | |||
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"My old man..he's currently a corpse and has been for a few months, could you transchangify him back to being alive for Christmas ta..not quite ready to have one without him yet, much obliged
Christmas with loved ones is the perfect way to upgrade x
I'll understand if ya can't..he's probably somewhere around the consistency of chunky vegetable soup by now so can't be easy...I'll make do with a nice picture there instead
How about a humanoid? With his face and voice? "Oooh...sounds very high tech! Gwan then deal | |||
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"Can you upgrade my package at work? You know, add a zero to the end?
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Done "I've never said this to a fairy godmother before, but, I love you | |||
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"My old man..he's currently a corpse and has been for a few months, could you transchangify him back to being alive for Christmas ta..not quite ready to have one without him yet, much obliged
Christmas with loved ones is the perfect way to upgrade x
I'll understand if ya can't..he's probably somewhere around the consistency of chunky vegetable soup by now so can't be easy...I'll make do with a nice picture there instead
How about a humanoid? With his face and voice?
Oooh...sounds very high tech! Gwan then deal "Well you could keep it and have a range of "skins". Fancy dinner with Ghandi? Change the skin, wanna go to the pub with John Wayne? Change the skin | |||
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"Can you upgrade my package at work? You know, add a zero to the end?
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I've never said this to a fairy godmother before, but, I love you "Fairy godmothers love everyone xxx | |||
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"Dear fairy godmother, I would like my subconscious upgrading please. Specifically, the part that is responsible for dreams. How can you not win a football match in your own dream ffs
Thank you!
Hotfrog
Please save me from the old man!!!"Funny that... I've had a pm from an old man this morning asking if I'd save him
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"I’d upgrade my ass to a younger tighter model A wasted wish! Your ass is yummy! Awwww thanks bb xxxxx Ok I would wish to upgrade my heels from 4 to 6 inch black leather. Steel heel Now that's more like it! And heels make your bum move wonderfully "Aww they do. You charmer xx | |||
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"Dear Fairy Godmother I don't need an upgrade, more of a relocation please About 30 miles east should do it
Of course there will always be room in my bed for when you visit "Your upgrade includes a fairy wing in your house for when I come to visit | |||
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"Can I have my sky upgraded as can't afford football and Christmas will be lonely with out it thanks fairy godmother lol" Sure! I could never deprive you of all those men in shorts! | |||
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"Upgrade my body,I want a flat stomach and a bum that sticks out like a shelf "Done! Now show it off  | |||
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"Dear fairy godmother, I would like my subconscious upgrading please. Specifically, the part that is responsible for dreams. How can you not win a football match in your own dream ffs
Thank you!
Hotfrog
Please save me from the old man!!!
Funny that... I've had a pm from an old man this morning asking if I'd save him
Up grade my subconscious and I'll get rid of him for you "Done  | |||
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"An upgrade? Ah. Could I request you make a slight alteration to my little dog? She goes batshit whenever you get the hairdryer/vacuum cleaner/ironing board out and it’s too cold to chuck her in the garden whilst I do my chores. So a little zen upgrade for her would be marvellous. Grateful for any assistance " I've upgraded her so instead of hearing loud noises when you do these these things she hears panpipes instead. | |||
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"How are you with fixing fences? The bloody weathered seems to have killed a bit of mine. That’d make life easier for now "An upgraded fence for you-10ft high and made of iron | |||
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"An upgrade? Ah. Could I request you make a slight alteration to my little dog? She goes batshit whenever you get the hairdryer/vacuum cleaner/ironing board out and it’s too cold to chuck her in the garden whilst I do my chores. So a little zen upgrade for her would be marvellous. Grateful for any assistance I've upgraded her so instead of hearing loud noises when you do these these things she hears panpipes instead. " Perfect | |||
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"An upgrade? Ah. Could I request you make a slight alteration to my little dog? She goes batshit whenever you get the hairdryer/vacuum cleaner/ironing board out and it’s too cold to chuck her in the garden whilst I do my chores. So a little zen upgrade for her would be marvellous. Grateful for any assistance " Chihuahua by any chance, sounds exactly the same as our little shit | |||
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"Would you mind awfully upgrading one of my spare bedrooms to a chamber of debauched sex. I'll leave the details in your capable hands. Thanks, in advance." Oh yes. I have plenty of debauched ideas | |||
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"If you would be so kind, can you upgrade my 80 denier tights into a pair of thermal ones, my arse is bloody freezing today "Yes. But I will also make them still look 80 denier and not like you are going jogging | |||
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? I'd like her to upgrade my lovelife please and when she's finished it would be time to start again!
What would be the ideal? "Oh! Perhaps something like this: https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/rubidoux | |||
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"An upgrade? Ah. Could I request you make a slight alteration to my little dog? She goes batshit whenever you get the hairdryer/vacuum cleaner/ironing board out and it’s too cold to chuck her in the garden whilst I do my chores. So a little zen upgrade for her would be marvellous. Grateful for any assistance Chihuahua by any chance, sounds exactly the same as our little shit "Patterdales AliMark. See you in May
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? I would like my little ship called 'Dignity' upgraded to a huge, motherfucking yacht please And the right navigator to go with it Quite quickly, if you please The bugger ain't gettin' any younger Thankyou kindly" Did you sail Dignity up the West coast through villages and towns? Think the navigator might live up your street and work for the council...children call him Bogey apparently | |||
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? I'd like her to upgrade my lovelife please and when she's finished it would be time to start again!
What would be the ideal?
Oh! Perhaps something like this:
https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/rubidoux "Ok.you might regret it when you find out how annoying she is though | |||
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"My body. She's going to transform these wobbly bits into nice and toned bits instead " Abs of steel coming up! | |||
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? I would like my little ship called 'Dignity' upgraded to a huge, motherfucking yacht please And the right navigator to go with it Quite quickly, if you please The bugger ain't gettin' any younger Thankyou kindly Did you sail Dignity up the West coast through villages and towns? Think the navigator might live up your street and work for the council...children call him Bogey apparently "I have always thought they called him Mowgli and wondered why.
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"Dear Fairy Godmother Please, please, please can we have more money our the bank account. Seem to be watching every penny at the moment "Sure. Ill make those pennies into pounds | |||
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"Dear Fairy Godmother Please, please, please can we have more money our the bank account. Seem to be watching every penny at the moment
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"Just had so much bad luck this year Just want a break from it all x So id like to be able to smile for a few months at least "Frown turned upside down x | |||
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"Just like lucky Cinderella your fairy godmother has appeared! She's going to "upgrade" something in your life like she did making the pumpkin into the carriage. What would you like upgraded and what will it be when she's finished? I'd like her to upgrade my lovelife please and when she's finished it would be time to start again!
What would be the ideal?
Oh! Perhaps something like this:
https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/rubidoux
Ok.you might regret it when you find out how annoying she is though "Non, Je ne regret rien. as auntie edith used to say! As for annoying you could only annoy me if I allowed you to annoy me. I'm so, so chilled out I use icebergs to warm up! | |||
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"Bizarrely, "upgrade" my house to a 2 up 2 down fisherman's cottage. "Done! Anywhere in particular you'd like it put? | |||
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"Bizarrely, "upgrade" my house to a 2 up 2 down fisherman's cottage.
Done! Anywhere in particular you'd like it put? "Polperro would be nice, thank you. | |||
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