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Reasons you realise your getting older

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By *ax1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

St helens

Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..

What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaving things i never used to have to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..

What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx"

Keep an eye on that op!!!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..

What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx"

If you have to get up three times in a night, I'd seriously go to your doc and ask for a prostate checkup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 day hangovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complaining about the noisy kids next door.......

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By *ax1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

St helens

I did Have alot of warm drinks yesterday and it's real cold thanks for concern though guys. .. I'm. getting old. .. lol. .

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By *ax1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

St helens


"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile "

But forgetting where you put them. ..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate, you're the same age as me. Wouldn't matter how many drinks I'd had, if I got up three times in a night I'd definitely be booking a visit to the GP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking past Greenwoods men's shop window and taking a good look at the cardigans

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile

But forgetting where you put them. ..xx"

Not that old, cheeky.

Usually Sat on top of my head whilst I hunt for them.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile

But forgetting where you put them. ..xx

Not that old, cheeky.

Usually Sat on top of my head whilst I hunt for them. "

That could be a sexy look - assuming it’s Mrs M lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm worried about going outside in the snow and breaking something

I prefer pyjamas to a LBD on a Friday night.

Most of the police, school teachers and doctors look about 12yrs old to me

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16


"Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..

What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx

If you have to get up three times in a night, I'd seriously go to your doc and ask for a prostate checkup "

Pretty sure the will do diabetes test to op

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Realising your getting older...

When you're in a nightclub, dancing away & someone says "Hey I think I know you"

Several brain racking minutes, and you realise you taught her at primary school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Most of the police, school teachers and doctors look about 12yrs old to me "

I witnessed a burglary the other day. The policeman that took my statement possibly wasn't even 12!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile "

Was at a funeral the other week. When it was time to sing the first hymn, there was a mass fidget and an audible rustling as nearly everyone searched for their glasses. This was followed by the familiar sound of glasses cases (obviously made by the company that made Arkwright's till) snapping shut.

Lots of my friends had noticed too and we all had a good laugh about it later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The realisation that heels are beautiful but comfort is better

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By *_89Man
over a year ago

Here and there

Not being able to remember certain things. Like when I was younger my fairy god mother asked whether I wanted a long memory or a big penis... I forget which one I chose

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile

Was at a funeral the other week. When it was time to sing the first hymn, there was a mass fidget and an audible rustling as nearly everyone searched for their glasses. This was followed by the familiar sound of glasses cases (obviously made by the company that made Arkwright's till) snapping shut.

Lots of my friends had noticed too and we all had a good laugh about it later. "

The fact that you referenced Arkwright's till!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to take off my glasses to read

Knowing when a change in the weather is coming because my bones hurt

Straining to hear low conversation when there's a lot of background noise

Choosing talk radio over music because the noise is irritating

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you turn on the wireless and don't recognize any of the dross that makes up the charts these days. M.C. Nomark ft. Johnny Notalent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that I have to go over by the window to read small text. When did the world get so *dark*?

Also the fact that I got several birthday cards this morning...

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile "

Ooh that annoys the heck out of me!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"When you turn on the wireless and don't recognize any of the dross that makes up the charts these days. M.C. Nomark ft. Johnny Notalent "

Change stations then.

The Gallagher brothers can't be on all of the stations

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

My tolerance level for fools is zero

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you find yourself saying to people "When I was a lad, this was all fields"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you've finally come to terms with the fact that you're never gonna go on an 18-30 holiday and actually start reading the Saga holiday brochure

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

When you no longer care about what other people think about you.

They will only make shit up anyways.

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By *lderukmale2005Man
over a year ago

basingstoke


"Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..

What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx

If you have to get up three times in a night, I'd seriously go to your doc and ask for a prostate checkup

Pretty sure the will do diabetes test to op"

Good advice - the prostate examination is not as bad as everyone makes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After you stand up after bending down going light headed and letting out a long groan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hangover lasts longer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I find myself saying " fuckin kids of today "

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Having to scroll a long way ,when looking for year of birth .

Miss

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

When you become invisible on fabswingers after turning 50

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By *ax1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

St helens


"Having to scroll a long way ,when looking for year of birth .

Miss"

... lol. .. hate that little reminder. .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's bad when you go upstairs to fetch.... why did I come up here again...

It's really bad when you get half way up the stairs, pause then try to remember if you were going up or coming down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moaning n groaning and not in a good way

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

My presbyopia.

Have to take my glass off to read the fine prints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you read these threads as a tick list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look at a lollypop lady and she looks young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realisiing you are getting nose hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Realising your getting older...

When you're in a nightclub, dancing away & someone says "Hey I think I know you"

Several brain racking minutes, and you realise you taught her at primary school!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it’s your Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Longing to be asked to prduce id for buying drinks in a pub

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Hair growing where it shouldn’t be

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I have a birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you use phrases like,

"back in my day" or "kids these days"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile "

I have to take mine off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When staying up to watch Question Time is an adventure.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you read these threads as a tick list "

Haha just what I was thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a groaning noise when getting in and out of a comfy chair.

Using the words "comfy chair".

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

when you get a birthday card from the queen.

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By *ungmagic10Man
over a year ago

Northampton

My jump kicks aren't high as they use to be lol middle school and high school days I felt like a god, always active whether with the ladies or sports.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"When you turn on the wireless and don't recognize any of the dross that makes up the charts these days. M.C. Nomark ft. Johnny Notalent "

You do realise that only those of a certain vintage refer to it as the "wireless"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Investing in slippers for the winter I just like the comforts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Questioning why you can't get clothes appropriate for the season you're currently in at the shops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having car insurance under £100 per month!

Roll on being 26

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having car insurance under £100 per month!

Roll on being 26"

When I was about your age each time I was just about to hit the magical age they upped it, fastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the abov but mainly no longer giving a flying fk what anyone thinks of me dancing and spending money up and down the country on music... Some keep saying it'd mid life crisis.. BS, it's a realization you re here only once so ride this life hard and screw other peoples tuts and head shakes??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah and realizing why no one talks on here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having car insurance under £100 per month!

Roll on being 26"

Shit, mine's under £400 for the year and that's with points, next port of call Pearly Gates methinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..

What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx"

I'd go see your GP, probably nothing sinister but best to get it checked out OP....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tolerance level for fools is zero "

I totally agree with that statement im exactly the same.

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

When you look back at the tv shows and songs we listened to as we grew and realise that was nearly 20 years ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"When you look back at the tv shows and songs we listened to as we grew and realise that was nearly 20 years ago "
What do you mean nearly ?

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By *aggy2010Man
over a year ago

South Derbyshire


"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile

Was at a funeral the other week. When it was time to sing the first hymn, there was a mass fidget and an audible rustling as nearly everyone searched for their glasses. This was followed by the familiar sound of glasses cases (obviously made by the company that made Arkwright's till) snapping shut.

Lots of my friends had noticed too and we all had a good laugh about it later.

The fact that you referenced Arkwright's till! "

The fact you realised what Arkwright's till is to !! haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile

Was at a funeral the other week. When it was time to sing the first hymn, there was a mass fidget and an audible rustling as nearly everyone searched for their glasses. This was followed by the familiar sound of glasses cases (obviously made by the company that made Arkwright's till) snapping shut.

Lots of my friends had noticed too and we all had a good laugh about it later.

The fact that you referenced Arkwright's till! "

Reading reference to Arkwright's till and knowing what it means without having to Google it!

Right back at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After rampant sex with a stranger and afterwards asking “cup of tea?” and then have a nice chat about the weather.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

When the cold weather brings with it aches and pains in every day movement you don't get any other time of year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking the Daily Heil has some reasonable points.

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile

Was at a funeral the other week. When it was time to sing the first hymn, there was a mass fidget and an audible rustling as nearly everyone searched for their glasses. This was followed by the familiar sound of glasses cases (obviously made by the company that made Arkwright's till) snapping shut.

Lots of my friends had noticed too and we all had a good laugh about it later.

The fact that you referenced Arkwright's till!

The fact you realised what Arkwright's till is to !! haha.."

Touché. I had old parents

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"After rampant sex with a stranger and afterwards asking “cup of tea?” and then have a nice chat about the weather."

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"When the cold weather brings with it aches and pains in every day movement you don't get any other time of year."

And wanting to stay in covered by a duvet on the couch with the heating, curtains shut, TV off, hardly moving.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"Walking past Greenwoods men's shop window and taking a good look at the cardigans "

Any nice slippers in the window?

I must find myself a rocking chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sheer fact I told Ads last night we can’t have sex on my front anymore because it puts my back out!!

Geeky x

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

When you realise that you are outwith 90% of the age ranges of people on here.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Another reason hit me a few minutes ago...

Filling in an online form, having to scroll down as my birth year is no longer visible!

It seemed to take forever on my phone!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

When you truly and fully realise how clueless you were when you were young.

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path


"When you no longer care about what other people think about you.

They will only make shit up anyways."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you read these threads as a tick list "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bending over an making uncontrollable annoying noises.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Grey hairs not just on your head

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By *ax1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

St helens


"Grey hairs not just on your head "

Now that was shock to me. ... stood out like a sore thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you truly and fully realise how clueless you were when you were young."

I still am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grey hairs not just on your head "

I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Grey hairs not just on your head

I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about. "

I was actually talking about your hairy bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grey hairs not just on your head

I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about.

I was actually talking about your hairy bum "

Everyone has seen my bum so knows that's just maliscious, you sound like a scorned wife.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

When you start to either panic about not fulfilling ambitions, or find yourself resigned to it not happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to bed at 8:30 to sleep!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Grey hairs not just on your head

I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about.

I was actually talking about your hairy bum

Everyone has seen my bum so knows that's just maliscious, you sound like a scorned wife."

But at least I know how to spell malicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You realise you are getting old when:

You never pass up the opportunity for a bathroom break.

You start adding Pickled things to your shopping list: Gerkins, Beetroot, Eggs ...

You start deliberately adding more fiver to your diet.

You put a cardigan on as well as turn up the heating.

You get called “Gramps” by people at work.

You say to a youngster “When I was your age ...”

You are out for a nice get out and you see attractive girls and your first thought is “She must be cold wearing that”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grey hairs not just on your head

I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about.

I was actually talking about your hairy bum

Everyone has seen my bum so knows that's just maliscious, you sound like a scorned wife.

But at least I know how to spell malicious "

So do I, my phone obviously didn't. You got my dinner on yet?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Grey hairs not just on your head

I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about.

I was actually talking about your hairy bum

Everyone has seen my bum so knows that's just maliscious, you sound like a scorned wife.

But at least I know how to spell malicious

So do I, my phone obviously didn't. You got my dinner on yet?"

Crisps and sandwiches, ready when you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grey hairs not just on your head

I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about.

I was actually talking about your hairy bum

Everyone has seen my bum so knows that's just maliscious, you sound like a scorned wife.

But at least I know how to spell malicious

So do I, my phone obviously didn't. You got my dinner on yet?

Crisps and sandwiches, ready when you are "

Give it to the dog, I'm off down the pub with the boys.

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By *uccubus19Couple
over a year ago

North London & Manilva Spain

What a fantastic post... it has had me laughing so much I had to pee, which made me think of the very first post on this forum. Sadly I had to agree with quite a lot of them oh no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you start to either panic about not fulfilling ambitions, or find yourself resigned to it not happening."

This is so very true

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

only being able to wank once a day and shag twice a day .fuck wheres the time gone .

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

when you bend down but it hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remeber managers being players

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike most people and my happy place is when everyone has shut the fuck up and left me alone.

grrrrrr grinch face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyebrows... I need to maintain my eyebrows... lol

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Going to bed at 8:30 to sleep! "

Having afternoon naps...and loving it

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

It’s been like 27 years since the crystal maze first came on our screens in 1990.

Then again Maggie thatcher was kicked out in ‘91 (I think)

Noel Edmonds house party

Crystal maze

Gladiators

Krypton factor.

Ace TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..

What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx"
you should get that checked man

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Pubes growing from the top of my ears !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the police start looking like kids.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Have a teenaged human - they'll just tell you you're old.

Spotify,Twitter, email are all apparently passé and only old gits use them, and my favourite films are all old too - talking 30/35 years! When the fuck did that happen?

Doing the yoyo crap with glasses - on to watch tv off to read phone.

Can't remember what I went in kitchen for, can remember every lyric to every George Michael song AND interview.

Op - fluid intake makes very little difference to urinary urgency, definitely pop to dr. Might just be a bug.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Taking 52 attempts to thread a needle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get irritated by simple things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I look at my parents and see how old theyre getting

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Realising your getting older...

When you're in a nightclub, dancing away & someone says "Hey I think I know you"

Several brain racking minutes, and you realise you taught her at primary school!

"

Just think, next year kids that were born in 2000 will be in nightclubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week I bought a stool for my shower!!....and I like the smell of geranium

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

You make a grunt noise when you get up off a settee.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

When you remember meeting Keith Chegwin at a Swop Shop Shoperama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 day hangovers "

This I’d have to agree...I cant get over a good night out easily these days

MrsK x

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

Looking like Dr Strange or Nick Fury when your getting the silver wings in your hair

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"I did Have alot of warm drinks yesterday and it's real cold thanks for concern though guys. .. I'm. getting old. .. lol. ."

Get a simple test done at GP to rule out UTI. Also get a check for diabetes done.

Frequent urination is a common sympton of both of these.

Just a thought!

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

The realisation it’s only 3 years before I can bump into my son in a swingers club...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't recognise the songs played on Kisstory.

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By *ames1763Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

If I can't get any new ladies then I would accept lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislike most people and my happy place is when everyone has shut the fuck up and left me alone.

grrrrrr grinch face "

Ooh a bit harsh girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m out on the town and so is my Daughter

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"It's bad when you go upstairs to fetch.... why did I come up here again...

It's really bad when you get half way up the stairs, pause then try to remember if you were going up or coming down "

I do that all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't even pull a fat 50yr old builder in a dress

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"It's bad when you go upstairs to fetch.... why did I come up here again...

It's really bad when you get half way up the stairs, pause then try to remember if you were going up or coming down

I do that all the time "

I've been doing that all my life. It's not an age thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you can't even pull a fat 50yr old builder in a dress "
that has proper made me laugh what a quote class

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

When you get asked at work what colour your hair used to be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that I open my mouth and my mother comes out lol

Told my daughter yesterday to take her coat off in the pub otherwise she wouldn’t feel the benefit when we got outside.

My mum and I burst out laughing because it’s what Mum used to say to me

P.s stay safe and warm in this weather everyone xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything flies south for winter

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

COZ AM CHILLIN LISTENING TO TOM WAITES DRINKING COLD CIDER .NOWT WRONG WITH GETTING OLD .HAPPY AS FUCK

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"When you remember meeting Keith Chegwin at a Swop Shop Shoperama"

Aww ... RIP Cheggers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to wear glasses to drive in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to scroll a long way ,when looking for year of birth .

Miss"

This takes fucking forever to get to 1971

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to hold on to something whilst putting your knickers on standing up

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"When you've finally come to terms with the fact that you're never gonna go on an 18-30 holiday and actually start reading the Saga holiday brochure "

Way more fun than an 18-30 holiday and less vomiting

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By *rs C and Mr CCouple
over a year ago

North East

When you struggle to have car sex.... how on earth did it used to be so easy??

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"When you struggle to have car sex.... how on earth did it used to be so easy??"

Hahahaha love it!

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

When you get fab messages for men and think "I'm old enough to be your mum" sheesh!

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By *rs C and Mr CCouple
over a year ago

North East


"When you get fab messages for men and think "I'm old enough to be your mum" sheesh! "

When you get fab messages from men years younger than your daughter!

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"When you get fab messages for men and think "I'm old enough to be your mum" sheesh!

When you get fab messages from men years younger than your daughter! "

Yikes! Lol Take it as a compliment! I do! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm overjoyed that a party has been cancelled. I'd rather just sit in front of the TV.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

When I'm told by doctors, nurses abd hospital medical staff that certain ailments happen in old age!

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"When I'm overjoyed that a party has been cancelled. I'd rather just sit in front of the TV. "
ha been there a time or two

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By *rixiepeepWoman
over a year ago

over the hill / chatsworth

When you have to have new joints because yours have worn out ffs

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Erm I think you'll find the 2000 born kids are already clubbing. Just as we did when we were a little younger for that than we were supposed to be.

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

newcastle

3 day hangovers, going to bars you've gone to for ten years to realise that everyone is so much younger than you. When you make a pop culture reference from the 90s or early 00s and the 18 year old you work with looks at you like you're stupid. Not being able to fully get to grips with new technology appliances, and thinking you're still in your early 20s until someone has to explain what phrases like 'lit'and 'on fleek' actually mean. Also when you hate most modern music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the original question?? Lol

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I used to be so good with tech I'm so out of practice. We got a fire stick recently so far all I've used it for is Netflix and catch up, my daughter uses it for all kinds of seemingly magical things

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

When you get ready for bed at the time you used to get ready to go out

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Having to scroll a long way ,when looking for year of birth .

Miss

This takes fucking forever to get to 1971"

Ha Ha try 1948

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