FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

laughter really is the best medicine..

Jump to newest
 

By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "Listen, I have 3 girls coming over tonight. I never had 3 girls at once, I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent." So the pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small black cardboard box marked with an "X" and says "Here, if you eat this you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!" The guy says "gimme 3 boxes". The next day, the same guy walks into the same pharmacy, right up to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black & blue, with skin hanging off in places. The man says "gimme a bottle of Deep Heat". To which the pharmacist replies "Deep Heat? You're not going to put Deep Heat on that are you?" The man replies "No it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up"!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

it certainly is

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, make us laugh.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Go on then, make us laugh. "

Wanna see my white socks?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha very good

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Hehe I laughed then coughed up my lung lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Go on then, make us laugh.

Wanna see my white socks? "

EEEEK!! Noooooo, shame on you.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well there are certainly a few jokers within the NHS !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well there are certainly a few jokers within the NHS !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I think its Night Nurse but each to their own....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Size issues...

There are three sizes of condoms, small, medium, and liar..

I sent off for a penis enlarger ,, bast*ards sent me a magnifying glass..

My mate went into hospital for an operation to cure his premature ejaculation problem.... I rang the ward to see how he was doing,, the nurse said it was touch and go

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top