FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest safe word

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats the funniest safe word anyone has come up with that inatantly puts the other off of sex all together xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Albatross

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Albatross "

Have you been watching Monty Python?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawbery Petrol on a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawbery Petrol on a stick

Pooch

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Mine is spatula

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Spunge door knocker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tarmaccing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aborted alien foetus

I just made that up, but imagine it's enough to put anyone off

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Owww!’

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I was always tempted by 'banana' because of Family Guy but I am now considering 'thimble'.

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

Yes.... it got confusing. .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After seeing the Kevin Hart sketch it has to be pineapples.

Pineaaaaplllless!!! I wanna go home!!!

https://youtu.be/M91LTgAWZ0k

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about... winnie-The POO!

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading

Friends use Margret Thatcher. If that doesn't kill a scene nothing will

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Still think armageddon is the best..

Still cracks me up whenever I hear it...

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

“Bloody get off me”. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aborted alien foetus

I just made that up, but imagine it's enough to put anyone off"

Hahhahahaah

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

We agreed on...

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Lou hasn’t been able to sit for 6 months now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawbery Petrol on a stick

Its like a red water fountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chubb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a celebrity . Get me out of here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get that thing out of me!!

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

I only use safe words with subs and since there's no sex, they aren't allowed to touch me that doesn't count. Not sure why I'd need safe words with fbs though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Bean

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By *heeky_subCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Hahaha

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By *heeky_subCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Mine is red and so far not had to use it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a celebrity . Get me out of here "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find . Have you actually got it in yet? . a good one too stop me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Bean "

That one made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the funniest safe word anyone has come up with that inatantly puts the other off of sex all together xD"

Both confused and intrigued! People have deliberately chosen a word to put their partner off sex, yes? Or am I missing something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats the funniest safe word anyone has come up with that inatantly puts the other off of sex all together xD

Both confused and intrigued! People have deliberately chosen a word to put their partner off sex, yes? Or am I missing something?

That's The whole point as you're not comfortable it doesnt mean you wont do anything else. Sometimes the partner can get carried away in the dpur if the moment

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Still think armageddon is the best..

Still cracks me up whenever I hear it... "

Me too!! That clip is hysterical!

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By *andsomeDevil 45Man
over a year ago

staffordshire/midlands

[Removed by poster at 11/12/17 02:23:22]

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By *andsomeDevil 45Man
over a year ago

staffordshire/midlands

Plug in smelly was one of mine with an ex.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Why would you want to put your partner off .....just say that you have a headache. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Bean

That one made me laugh."

It's not funny when they don't stop

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

Sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the funniest safe word anyone has come up with that inatantly puts the other off of sex all together xD

Both confused and intrigued! People have deliberately chosen a word to put their partner off sex, yes? Or am I missing something?

That's The whole point as you're not comfortable it doesnt mean you wont do anything else. Sometimes the partner can get carried away in the dpur if the moment

Sounds like another internet/social media thing rather than real life......NO is an English word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapples

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Daddy.

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