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Christmas cheer - The Dr Suess edition

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

It seems there is a lack of Christmassy cheer,

A general malaise that festers this time of year.

Moaning about shopping or presents and reindeer

To elfs on a shelf, yule logs and warm beer.

So to inspire you to feel less of that ba humbug force,

I have written a verse for you to continue of course.

But fear not those for whom Christmas imposes,

I created a thread that won't get right up your noses,

One to discuss the merits of cream pies and stuff

And whether it best to eat a hairy or shaven muff.

So it is up for you to pick which thread tickles your bum,

A story of Christmas or a debate about about cum.

So choose this one or other,

I'm sure you'll discover

We are all inclusive here,

While spreading Christmassy cover..

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

How the Grinch fucked Christmas..

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Every Fabber Down in Fabville Liked Christmas a lot...

But the Grinch, Who lived just north of Fabville, Did NOT!

The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!

Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be his balls weren’t hanging right.

It could be, perhaps, that his pants fitted tight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all,

May have been that his dick was two sizes too small.

Whatever the reason, His dick or his chabbers,

He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Fabbers,

Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown,

At the warm lighted windows below in their town.

For he knew every fabber down in Fabville beneath,

Was busy now, snogging beneath a mistletoe wreath.

"And they're wearing their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer,

"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"

Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,

"I MUST find some way to stop Christmas and the Fabbers from coming!"

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Please continue Fabbers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not like this fabbing scene

I'm not even sure where anyone's been

Your toys are sticky

She has a hicky

There's two men having a quickie

This swinging game I do not care

I have my hand

I will not share

Swinging solo is my bag

Not this fuck my throat until I gag...

Peach x

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I'm snowed in and parties on hold,

Can't go out, and its way too cold,

So I'm wrapping the gifts and making up hampers,

But really, I wish my feet were having a pamper....

Pretty paper, ribbon and tags,

Sparkly cards and all size of gift bags,

Its lovely to give and bring a cheer,

And keep wrapping until my list is clear.

I'll have to wait to weekend to party,

Dressing sexy.. I hope not too tarty,

I'll be dancing, and smiling and enjoying an event,

Until I rest when my energy isall spent.

So enjoy the build up to the end of the year,

Spread a smile, some glitter and cheer,

And find a happy place to share feels and joy,

A smile and some laughs for every girl and boy.

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

It seems that some Fabbers have the idea,

Though one forgot Christmas I really do fear,

But so more important, you left something out

The Fabbers of Fabville, it's what it's about.

And the Grinch and all his Grinchy intentions,

It seems you also have forgotten to mention.

So carry on writing from where I left say,

With the Grinch making plans to ruin the day

For the Fabbers of Fabville, the Grinch has a plan

While they fornicate together in leather and jam

And don't worry if you rhyme or use verse

Or how bad it is, it's bound to get worse

So continue the story and see where it goes

Maybe with Fabbers bent over touching their toes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While touching my toes that are covered in Jam

The grinch came up with a naughty scam

To let out some bees amongst the Fabbers that play

He really did want to ruin their day

But like all good fabbers they came up with a plan

Not one that was going to get a forum ban

Just one that would entice the bees all away

They they could continue their sticky sweet play

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Now ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Now ?"

Fuck me wrong thread.

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Now ?

Fuck me wrong thread. "

What do you offer when it's the right thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fabbers where slow coming up with a plan

They where to busy playing and having a gang bang

So the Grinch scratched his head and he thought for a minute

To stop all fun and there plan wouldn't win it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grinch lives with me in this house

Most of the time quiet as mouse

But every time some fabbers meet

He gets uptight and stamps his feet

The truth be told he doesn't like

Anything from Santa bigger than a bike

He pulls his hair and starts to swear

When fabbers meet without a care

He likes the girls but not the boys

He doesn't like anyone who plays with toys

He thinks he's great and really smart

And loves when brussels make him fart

He's off to bed with his manual book

To see if anyone gets off the hook

He'll snarl and grumble a lot of the time

But as a rule I can silence him with wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grinch is after all the glitter

To make all fabbers feel very bitter

To take away the Xmas spirits

And stop all fabbers having their visits

His mind is bleak and very dark

His eyes have lost any festive spark

He's eating jam from the jar with a spoon

Planning to send fabbers to the moon

He wants to steal Christmas but let it be said

He won't let the attention go straight to his head

The time is approaching for him to take flight

And with Santa's sleigh he will be trying to fight

All of the fabbers are waving their toys

And shouting and hollering and making much noise

With leather and lace and red Christmas suits

They want to eject grinch with a kick from their boots

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