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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

there's some things I hate about Christmas too.

I hate that twat face Elf, whether he's on a shelf or anywhere else.

I fucking hate Secret Santa

And I hate Christmas Dinner, blurgh

What else about Christmas do you think is rubbish?

Oh and games, I hate being forced to play shitty games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Christmas

The only thing I hate is it ends to quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would quite like to fuck Santa, maybe mmf with his Elf. I get why you don't want to though, as your straight.XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love Christmas

The only thing I hate is it ends to quickly "

On balance I love it too, just some parts of it suck arse.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

The crowds everywhere... I'm not big on crowds... Probably cos I'm a shortarse and a little shy

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By *igerlilycubWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

I love Christmas when it's December not Christmas adverts in November

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would quite like to fuck Santa, maybe mmf with his Elf. I get why you don't want to though, as your straight.XXX"

I would fuck Mrs Santa Claus, at least I know when she will be home alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love Christmas

The only thing I hate is it ends to quickly

On balance I love it too, just some parts of it suck arse."

And you only have to put up with it for a short while and then normality is restored again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The crowds everywhere... I'm not big on crowds... Probably cos I'm a shortarse and a little shy

Yep your profile comes over as completely shy!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Someone needs a festive wank....

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Christmas pudding can fuck right off

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Christmas pudding can fuck right off "

I'm with you on this one and mince pies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar the dinner which I don't mind..all of the above really but ya know, I've found that now I've left facebook you see so much less shite..I've not had a single thing to do with telly for a long time now, and the same with radio or newspapers and magazines and such and I don't often go to town so I genuinely don't get hit with much Christmas advertising and bullshit telling me what I should and shouldn't do or buy or eat or wear or drink over the Christmas season so bar seeing a few decorations as I drive about and the odd discussion here and there with friends i never really feel over burdened by Christmas, it's so easy to sidestep this mass idiocy and just let people get on with the bits they've been told they should be enjoying over Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christmas pudding can fuck right off

I'm with you on this one and mince pies!"

Yes hate them both, good shout. Fuck off mince pies!

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Christmas pudding can fuck right off

I'm with you on this one and mince pies!

Yes hate them both, good shout. Fuck off mince pies!"

And what is Brandy sauce all about? that can fuck off too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jokes in crackers are shit. I hate playing games. Houses with too many decorations on the outside and being bought socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprouts

Work of the devil

Supermarkets and tv ads telling me what to eat

Fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jokes in crackers are shit. I hate playing games. Houses with too many decorations on the outside and being bought socks "

Yes, why can't someone make crackers with decent gifts in them and funny jokes. Fuck off crackers.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Christmas pudding can fuck right off

I'm with you on this one and mince pies!

Yes hate them both, good shout. Fuck off mince pies!

And what is Brandy sauce all about? that can fuck off too "

I'm still with you

I do like a bit of bread sauce with my turkey though...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"there's some things I hate about Christmas too.

I hate that twat face Elf, whether he's on a shelf or anywhere else.

I fucking hate Secret Santa

And I hate Christmas Dinner, blurgh

What else about Christmas do you think is rubbish?

Oh and games, I hate being forced to play shitty games.

All the trimmings I hate that shit.

Sprouts are great but don't fuck around with chestnuts or bastard cranberries.

Red wine, why fuck it up and start simmering it with cloves and what not.

Christmas Pudding. If it was that nice you'd eat it all year round.

All the silly shit like that I don't like.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Love Christmas puddings and mince pies

Actually love the build up but not the day, but I do live on my own, last year went for a 10 mile run it was great running through the City Centre when it was quiet. This year working the morning and got the Kids in the afternoon and Boxing Day so not too bad

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I intensely dislike the commercialism, pressure to spend and false jollity. My mum is elderly, has very limited mobility but get sucked in by the pressure every year mo matter how many times I tell her she's not responsible for ensuring her great-grandchildren have the latest gadget.

I like the family times, nice food and genuine cheer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally rational, intelligent people suddenly become manic imbeciles at Christmas. Why?

Advertising in all forms ramming the message 'buy our tat' down my throat

Sprouts, who the fuck invented such a foul tasting thing? Total bastard.

False happiness, people who wouldn't normally give the the time of day, suddenly want to be my best mate if there's a slim chance of receiving a gift.

Wish lists, how about just being grateful someone thought of you enough to give you a gift.

Sales, see point 1 again.

Loan and credit companies pushing sales at a time when the vulnerable will fall into even bigger debt in attempts to better last years efforts. Wrong on every level.

People clearing the shelves of food because the shop is closed for ONE DAY! See point 1 again.

Roll on December the 26th.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there's some things I hate about Christmas too.

I hate that twat face Elf, whether he's on a shelf or anywhere else.

I fucking hate Secret Santa

And I hate Christmas Dinner, blurgh

What else about Christmas do you think is rubbish?

Oh and games, I hate being forced to play shitty games.

All the trimmings I hate that shit.

Sprouts are great but don't fuck around with chestnuts or bastard cranberries.

Red wine, why fuck it up and start simmering it with cloves and what not.

Christmas Pudding. If it was that nice you'd eat it all year round.

All the silly shit like that I don't like."

Bastard cranberries

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bah humbug the lot of you

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"The crowds everywhere... I'm not big on crowds... Probably cos I'm a shortarse and a little shy

Yep your profile comes over as completely shy!

Ads"

Don't be fooled

those who know me best know I'm much happier to be quietly in the background deep in conversation with one or two than courting a full room

but I like to see friends enjoy themselves!!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

I love carol singing, mulled wine, mince pies, spending time with friends on nights out, decorating the trees outside and indoors, Christmas movies, those tasty ginger bread biscuits, wrapping up warm to venture out in the snow...

I dislike the whole commercialism surrounding Christmas now.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Plus this place start banging on about it the day after fireworks. You get suck of it in the end but as a Father and a Son, fucking right I do Christmas.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Christmas pudding can fuck right off

I'm with you on this one and mince pies!

Yes hate them both, good shout. Fuck off mince pies!

And what is Brandy sauce all about? that can fuck off too

I'm still with you

I do like a bit of bread sauce with my turkey though..."

Don't think I have ever had bread sauce...

So I'm still with you

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Christmas pudding can fuck right off

I'm with you on this one and mince pies!"

Definitely the Christmas pudding, I love mince pies though.

I HATE wrapping presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to invest and buy into Christmas and enjoy it very much but everybody wants it to end by 3pm so I don't bother anymore.

Used to spend a lot of time preparing and cooking quite elaborate several course dinner but people just used to shovel it down like a big Mac and chips so don't cook it anymore either!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I regret the loss of jobs that accompanied the closure of BHS but I don't regret the loss of all the rubbish they used to sell at Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there's some things I hate about Christmas too.

I hate that twat face Elf, whether he's on a shelf or anywhere else.

I fucking hate Secret Santa

And I hate Christmas Dinner, blurgh

What else about Christmas do you think is rubbish?

Oh and games, I hate being forced to play shitty games.

Pretty much Christmas then!

It's all about Christmas dinner and shitty games

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Christmas pudding can fuck right off

I'm with you on this one and mince pies!

Definitely the Christmas pudding, I love mince pies though.

I HATE wrapping presents

I'm wrapping my presents like Smithy off Gavin and Stacey this year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I regret the loss of jobs that accompanied the closure of BHS but I don't regret the loss of all the rubbish they used to sell at Christmas. "

I used to love checking all that stuff out, at other shops now, then go back after Christmas and pick up a bargain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there's some things I hate about Christmas too.

I hate that twat face Elf, whether he's on a shelf or anywhere else.

I fucking hate Secret Santa

And I hate Christmas Dinner, blurgh

What else about Christmas do you think is rubbish?

Oh and games, I hate being forced to play shitty games.

Pretty much Christmas then!

It's all about Christmas dinner and shitty games

Not coming round to your house then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love mince pies and Christmas puddings, but hate cranberry sauce and mulled wine. I hate the over commercialism of it all. X

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I totally adore Christmas. It’s my favourite time of year. I love

Planning it

Making lists .... checking them twice

Togetherness, family, friends

Traditions

Making memories

The Christmas tree

Fair lights ... lots and then lots more

Food

Drink

Laughter

Church

Hymns

Carol service

Wrapping presents ... lots and lots of glitter

Giving gifts

Christmas dinner is amazing

Crackers, silly hats, bad jokes

Some games

Volunteering for the Salvation Army

Christmas music

So many things ....

I do appreciate that it can be a difficult time of year for some people though. I also recognise that some people really are just bah humbug!

Strip back everything and the most important part and the bit I enjoy the most is being with my family and making memories. I remember those I’ve loved and lost (always difficult around holidays) and appreciate the people I have around me. I have a lot to be grateful for and it doesn’t come wrapped up in glittery paper. I grew up in a family that enjoyed a very family oriented Christmas and I’m raising my children in the same way.

It’s Christmas now for me so Merry Christmas.... even you Moriarty

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh Babs.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"I totally adore Christmas. It’s my favourite time of year. I love

Planning it

Making lists .... checking them twice

Togetherness, family, friends

Traditions

Making memories

The Christmas tree

Fair lights ... lots and then lots more

Food

Drink

Laughter

Church

Hymns

Carol service

Wrapping presents ... lots and lots of glitter

Giving gifts

Christmas dinner is amazing

Crackers, silly hats, bad jokes

Some games

Volunteering for the Salvation Army

Christmas music

So many things ....

I do appreciate that it can be a difficult time of year for some people though. I also recognise that some people really are just bah humbug!

It’s Christmas now for me so Merry Christmas.... even you Moriarty

Brilliant post, puts me in the mood for my Christmas Shopping tomorrow

Be cursing you afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggnog yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love Christmas

The only thing I hate is it ends to quickly "
you have a great end ........rear that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that's something ive never had

Eggnog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there's some things I hate about Christmas too.

I hate that twat face Elf, whether he's on a shelf or anywhere else.

I fucking hate Secret Santa

And I hate Christmas Dinner, blurgh

What else about Christmas do you think is rubbish?

Oh and games, I hate being forced to play shitty games.

Pretty much Christmas then!

It's all about Christmas dinner and shitty games

Not coming round to your house then! "

Love playing all the cheesy games, after a few drinks it's quite amusing!! Last year was pie face and cards against humanity.... That's when you realise how dark your family really is! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now that's something ive never had

Eggnog

It was a Christmas tradition when I was a kid. I’ve never recovered as an adult !!

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I love Christmas but hate that it starts two months before Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I totally adore Christmas. It’s my favourite time of year. I love

Planning it

Making lists .... checking them twice

Togetherness, family, friends

Traditions

Making memories

The Christmas tree

Fair lights ... lots and then lots more

Food

Drink

Laughter

Church

Hymns

Carol service

Wrapping presents ... lots and lots of glitter

Giving gifts

Christmas dinner is amazing

Crackers, silly hats, bad jokes

Some games

Volunteering for the Salvation Army

Christmas music

So many things ....

I do appreciate that it can be a difficult time of year for some people though. I also recognise that some people really are just bah humbug!

It’s Christmas now for me so Merry Christmas.... even you Moriarty

Merry Christmas to you too Babs.

I did start my post saying I love Christmas, and I do for a lot of the reasons you mention.

I'm just getting more particular and cynical as I get older and realise there's actually lots I really don't like about Christmas.

I'm definitely not a Grinch, I can't wait to get my Oculus Rift my mum is buying me and try out virtual reality porn. That's what Christmas is all about

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"I love Christmas but hate that it starts two months before Christmas

Don't worry the Easter eggs will be on sale from 1st January

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuffing surely everyone like a good stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now that's something ive never had

Eggnog

It was a Christmas tradition when I was a kid. I’ve never recovered as an adult !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really love certain things about Christmas like making the house look pretty, making my cake and seeing family.

But, things do bug me. Like Christmas cards, they are completely pointless. I'll give you a piece of card, then you give me a piece of card. They gather dust for a few weeks before we throw them away. What a waste of money.

I've also been rehearsing my present-opening face. I must remember to look super pleased when opening my dead orchid or bottle of cheap tacky perfume... How wonderful

One last winge. I wanna eat more than one chocolate each day from my advent calendar please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I totally adore Christmas. It’s my favourite time of year. I love

Planning it

Making lists .... checking them twice

Togetherness, family, friends

Traditions

Making memories

The Christmas tree

Fair lights ... lots and then lots more

Food

Drink

Laughter

Church

Hymns

Carol service

Wrapping presents ... lots and lots of glitter

Giving gifts

Christmas dinner is amazing

Crackers, silly hats, bad jokes

Some games

Volunteering for the Salvation Army

Christmas music

So many things ....

I do appreciate that it can be a difficult time of year for some people though. I also recognise that some people really are just bah humbug!

It’s Christmas now for me so Merry Christmas.... even you Moriarty

Merry Christmas to you too Babs.

I did start my post saying I love Christmas, and I do for a lot of the reasons you mention.

I'm just getting more particular and cynical as I get older and realise there's actually lots I really don't like about Christmas.

I'm definitely not a Grinch, I can't wait to get my Oculus Rift my mum is buying me and try out virtual reality porn. That's what Christmas is all about

You’re back on my ‘nice’ list and I hope you enjoy the virtual reality porn, I understand why would you be looking forward to Christmas Day in that case

just don’t share it with your Mum

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