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Little White Lies We've Told Our Kids or been told as Kid's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What little white lies have you told your kids or been told as a child?

I'll start of with the classic "The ice cream van only plays that music when its run out of icecream"

And the other one I got told all the time "you where adopted" unfortunately this one wasn't true... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa won't visit you if you're naughty...

Which is ridiculous because of corse he does, he just leaves coal instead of gifts..

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If you swallow the pips a tree will grow inside you

If the wind changes your face will stay like that

Both of which scared me for years as a kid!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Santa won't visit you if you're naughty...

Which is ridiculous because of corse he does, he just leaves coal instead of gifts.. "

And that Santa is always watching you to see if your naughty or nice... thats kinda creepy thinking about it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa won't visit you if you're naughty...

Which is ridiculous because of corse he does, he just leaves coal instead of gifts.. "

Brilliant ... the price of coal these days this would be amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't wash your ears, spuds will grow in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told Santa's real .......is he?

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

Eat your carrots or you won’t be able to see in the dark eat you greens you’ll get curly hair none of these I wanted anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got told Santa's real .......is he?"

No

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Santa won't visit you if you're naughty...

Which is ridiculous because of corse he does, he just leaves coal instead of gifts..

And that Santa is always watching you to see if your naughty or nice... thats kinda creepy thinking about it now "

With that and god always watching plus the departed relatives looking down from heaven there’s no wonder I had issues with constipation when I was a child

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

If you play with it to much it will fall off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got told Santa's real .......is he?

No "
damn ...........you sure I always get a prezzie

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"If you play with it to much it will fall off lol"

Haha did it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got told Santa's real .......is he?

No

damn ...........you sure I always get a prezzie "

Gift arrive in many different ways...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got told Santa's real .......is he?

No

damn ...........you sure I always get a prezzie

Gift arrive in many different ways..."
but Santa ?? brings them ......right

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Telling children that toys grow under the s in the garden and if they pull out enough of them, eventually a toy would pop out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them question marks were a Santa face on my screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of you swallow chewing gum, you'll never poo again and it will stick in your stomach...my parents thought they were funny...

Peach x

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If you pull a funny face and the wind blows you will look like that forever.

Actually it might not be a myth

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Yes we're nearly there

Tidy your room or Santa won't know what toys you already have or won't have any space for new ones

It's Argentinian chicken(errr no it's fish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still feel really mean about this, but years ago the children heard the ice cream van but couldn't see it and asked what it was, and for some reason it seemed like a good idea to say it was the child catcher well on this they behaved impeccably so decided to run with it. But it did take awhile to connect the noise to the ice cream van, so if we did see one out at a fete or similar they still had an ice cream.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you play with it to much it will fall off lol"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"If you play with it to much it will fall off lol

Haha did it?"

Yes it required massive surgery and the death of a baby elephant at the zoo to graft it's trunk on

It's great apart from every time I walk down the fruit and veg aisle at the supermarket it springs out and grabs things to shove in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of you swallow chewing gum, you'll never poo again and it will stick in your stomach...my parents thought they were funny...

Peach x"

I was told if you swallowed gum it would collect into one big ball of gum in my stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've gotta be careful, when I was like 7 or 8 I was asking my mum what platinum was, and as I was so impressed by something being better than gold, I said i wanted something platinum, she said i'll get you a platinum ring when you turn 21.

13 years later im like, wheres my platinum ring? She didnt have a clue what I was talking about and i'd fully expected that was something that was definately happening a that time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There no bogey man then an hour later as we still making a racket in bed ,if you don't go to sleep the bogey man will get you yes parents do contridict themselves

If the wind changes your face will stay like that

Eat your crusts it gives you curly hair

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"If you play with it to much it will fall off lol

Haha did it?

Yes it required massive surgery and the death of a baby elephant at the zoo to graft it's trunk on

It's great apart from every time I walk down the fruit and veg aisle at the supermarket it springs out and grabs things to shove in my mouth "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got told Santa's real .......is he?

No

damn ...........you sure I always get a prezzie

Gift arrive in many different ways...but Santa ?? brings them ......right "

If it makes you happy then ... yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you play with it to much it will fall off lol

Haha did it?

Yes it required massive surgery and the death of a baby elephant at the zoo to graft it's trunk on

It's great apart from every time I walk down the fruit and veg aisle at the supermarket it springs out and grabs things to shove in my mouth "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Santa is 'Mexican' lol

Obviously not pfft just look at my profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa won't come if you don't eat your soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan always used to ask to see my tongue and would say there were purple spots on it if I was fibbing about anything, she always knew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallowed chewing gum sticks to your heart.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Swallowed chewing gum sticks to your heart."

It makes you fart bubbles

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"If you play with it to much it will fall off lol

Haha did it?

Yes it required massive surgery and the death of a baby elephant at the zoo to graft it's trunk on

It's great apart from every time I walk down the fruit and veg aisle at the supermarket it springs out and grabs things to shove in my mouth "

that made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told that when it was thundering, god was moving his furniture around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa won't visit you if you're naughty...

Which is ridiculous because of corse he does, he just leaves coal instead of gifts..

Brilliant ... the price of coal these days this would be amazing "

So that's why i got coal. I got so much coal as a child i'm still burning my way through it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we used to ask "are we nearly there yet" my dad would always say "Just over the next hill"

Lying bastard

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The entire world used to be in black and white before colour photography came along.

Dead pet has gone to live on a farm in the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum told me if I kissed under the mistletoe I became a prince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On pulling faces: if the wind changes you'll stay like that. On second thoughts, having just checked the mirror, that might well have been true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,'ve told one of my son's many times, that his dad fetched the wrong baby back from the pub and the real ##### is out there somewhere. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I,'ve told one of my son's many times, that his dad fetched the wrong baby back from the pub and the real ##### is out there somewhere. XXX"

Hahaha savage but brilliant going on the naughty list

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Tell your kids that every person only gets 10,000 words to use every month and If you reach the limit, you can't physically speak until the new month begins.

Great way of shutting them up after bed time when they won't go to sleep as you can say they are getting close to the limit

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I gave my son some money for a treat and asked him to get me a bag of m&m"s and when he came back I told him that these were faulty as they were w&w"s

he got my ex to return them to the manufacturers and they sent him a box of them and apologised(tbf they must have had a great soh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa won't visit you if you're naughty...

Which is ridiculous because of corse he does, he just leaves coal instead of gifts..

And that Santa is always watching you to see if your naughty or nice... thats kinda creepy thinking about it now

With that and god always watching plus the departed relatives looking down from heaven there’s no wonder I had issues with constipation when I was a child "

Haha

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