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By *ax1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

St helens

What has you're naughty elf been upto?.

Just caught my elf

Playing with himself..

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argh!!! Fucking elf on the shelf@!!!.... I've hidden most of my family because of this shit!

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By *ax1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

St helens


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!"

Let Christmas into your heart

Don't be a grump in a slump..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Let Christmas into your heart

Don't be a grump in a slump.."

It's nothing to do with Christmas. It's just people trying to outdo each other with how hilarious they can be. It's not for the kids....

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By *ax1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

St helens

Guess this is wrong thread to spread Christmas cheer...

I must be suffering from

Premature congratulations..

Xxx

Merry Christmas. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Let Christmas into your heart

Don't be a grump in a slump.."

I love Christmas, I don't love fuckwits.

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By *ax1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

St helens


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Let Christmas into your heart

Don't be a grump in a slump..

I love Christmas, I don't love fuckwits."

Wow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea what this even is??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My elf has hit the bottle after reading this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea what this even is?? "

Clearly not on Facebook with friends that have kids then! Lucky you@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea what this even is??

Clearly not on Facebook with friends that have kids then! Lucky you@"

My Facebook includes friends who have kids. I've not been on there for a few weeks though. It seems like that may be a good thing

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Let Christmas into your heart

Don't be a grump in a slump..

It's nothing to do with Christmas. It's just people trying to outdo each other with how hilarious they can be. It's not for the kids...."

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elf on a shelf.. A summary:

Parents that want to outdo their friends on facebook buy an elf.

They "invite" the elf to stay and the elf is a tout who reports on your kids to Santa.

The elf gets up to some " crazy" shenanigans, making other parents feel shit for not having an elf tbat christmas wrapped the sofa.

The kids, having been told that not only God, Jesus and Santa is always watching them, there is an elf who is reporting back to Santa.

It isn't "magical". It is commercialism. The owner of elf on a shelf is rolling in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you OP. Nothing wrong with trying to bring a little festive fun to the forums.

I actually do 'Elf on the shelf' in my house, not to compete with other parents, but to bring happiness to my children. Waking up to the sound of children's laughter and seeing their little faces smile first thing in a morning is why I do it.

I don't post it on Facebook either.

Shame people have to be negative about your thread OP, maybe they prefer the BBW499 threads or whatever repetitive threads have been around all year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you OP. Nothing wrong with trying to bring a little festive fun to the forums.

I actually do 'Elf on the shelf' in my house, not to compete with other parents, but to bring happiness to my children. Waking up to the sound of children's laughter and seeing their little faces smile first thing in a morning is why I do it.

I don't post it on Facebook either.

Shame people have to be negative about your thread OP, maybe they prefer the BBW499 threads or whatever repetitive threads have been around all year. "

the bbw threads aren't very inclusive to us non bbws. I just don't see why people can't do these things without broadcasting to the world. Smacks of ulterior motives when they do. That's all.

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By *ax1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

St helens


"I'm with you OP. Nothing wrong with trying to bring a little festive fun to the forums.

I actually do 'Elf on the shelf' in my house, not to compete with other parents, but to bring happiness to my children. Waking up to the sound of children's laughter and seeing their little faces smile first thing in a morning is why I do it.

I don't post it on Facebook either.

Shame people have to be negative about your thread OP, maybe they prefer the BBW499 threads or whatever repetitive threads have been around all year. "

Thank you angel looks like I've got a nerve never expeceted this reaction in here thought fab was about having fun and making people happy (even is pervs) and the banter just thought as you said something different.

My elf my son happy and excited kids can also report to santa if elf is naughty teaches kids to report when anything is wrong (not grassing) good practice..

So merry Christmas angel and tti all who wish to recieve a big hug and a merry Christmas. ..

Love you all. .xxx

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!"

Erm. You changed your user name in the spirit of christmas.

#justsaying #calledout #youloveitreally

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I have no idea what this even is?? "

Me neither. I've seen the photos on social media but don't really understand what's going on and don't pay them any attention, I just scroll past.

Even the useful description on this thread doesn't explain how parents are out doing each other or why there are pictures on Facebook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of it.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm with you OP. Nothing wrong with trying to bring a little festive fun to the forums.

I actually do 'Elf on the shelf' in my house, not to compete with other parents, but to bring happiness to my children. Waking up to the sound of children's laughter and seeing their little faces smile first thing in a morning is why I do it.

I don't post it on Facebook either.

Shame people have to be negative about your thread OP, maybe they prefer the BBW499 threads or whatever repetitive threads have been around all year. "

Pintrest has lots of ideas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you OP. Nothing wrong with trying to bring a little festive fun to the forums.

I actually do 'Elf on the shelf' in my house, not to compete with other parents, but to bring happiness to my children. Waking up to the sound of children's laughter and seeing their little faces smile first thing in a morning is why I do it.

I don't post it on Facebook either.

Shame people have to be negative about your thread OP, maybe they prefer the BBW499 threads or whatever repetitive threads have been around all year. "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Elf on a shelf.. A summary:

Parents that want to outdo their friends on facebook buy an elf.

They "invite" the elf to stay and the elf is a tout who reports on your kids to Santa.

The elf gets up to some " crazy" shenanigans, making other parents feel shit for not having an elf tbat christmas wrapped the sofa.

The kids, having been told that not only God, Jesus and Santa is always watching them, there is an elf who is reporting back to Santa.

It isn't "magical". It is commercialism. The owner of elf on a shelf is rolling in it."

Luckily, the children don’t see it this way, they aren’t aware of what happens on social media and all they see is the magic in it.

There’s nothing sinister in it at all. It’s a sign of the times we live in, people can’t so much as sneeze without making sure that friends, family, neighbours and complete strangers know about it by posting it somewhere on social media. The adults are the numpties not the concept.

The young children are loving it and if mine were young I would definitely be taking part.

If you don’t believe in the magic, the magic won’t happen! Let the kids be kids and have some fun with Christmas..... condemn the adults and spare the Elf I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like an Elf if anyone is available in an Elf suit please, preferably a tall one.

Mince pies will be supplied.

XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a need for the Elf and Safety executive?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Erm. You changed your user name in the spirit of christmas.

#justsaying #calledout #youloveitreally

"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Is there a need for the Elf and Safety executive? "

I actually properly laughed at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a need for the Elf and Safety executive?

I actually properly laughed at this "

That's not elfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you get these elf things from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do you get these elf things from "

The national elf service...but there's a waiting list..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Where do you get these elf things from

The national elf service...but there's a waiting list.."

I must have such a childish sense of humour!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Let Christmas into your heart

Don't be a grump in a slump..

I love Christmas, I don't love fuckwits."

Learn to love them. You'd be in good company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do you get these elf things from

The national elf service...but there's a waiting list.."

That's ok then ...i will get one for 2025 then

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Where do you get these elf things from

The national elf service...but there's a waiting list.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do you get these elf things from

The national elf service...but there's a waiting list..

I must have such a childish sense of humour!! "

I have an excuse, I'm a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elf on a shelf.. A summary:

Parents that want to outdo their friends on facebook buy an elf.

They "invite" the elf to stay and the elf is a tout who reports on your kids to Santa.

The elf gets up to some " crazy" shenanigans, making other parents feel shit for not having an elf tbat christmas wrapped the sofa.

The kids, having been told that not only God, Jesus and Santa is always watching them, there is an elf who is reporting back to Santa.

It isn't "magical". It is commercialism. The owner of elf on a shelf is rolling in it.

Luckily, the children don’t see it this way, they aren’t aware of what happens on social media and all they see is the magic in it.

There’s nothing sinister in it at all. It’s a sign of the times we live in, people can’t so much as sneeze without making sure that friends, family, neighbours and complete strangers know about it by posting it somewhere on social media. The adults are the numpties not the concept.

The young children are loving it and if mine were young I would definitely be taking part.

If you don’t believe in the magic, the magic won’t happen! Let the kids be kids and have some fun with Christmas..... condemn the adults and spare the Elf I say "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a need for the Elf and Safety executive?

I actually properly laughed at this

That's not elfy "

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Erm. You changed your user name in the spirit of christmas.

#justsaying #calledout #youloveitreally

"

Excellent point

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

I'd rather say santa died hundreds of years ago and he did not deliver to the entire world before taking part in elf on the shelf.

Each to their own but I feel the magic of a stranger breaking and entering for one night a year, and leaving nice things is enough magic for any child.

Most things I remember about my childhood Christmas is meeting extended family and having a great few days together. Only about 3 presents stand out in the memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need an elf to create havoc every morning in my house, 3 dogs do a good enough job.

I'm just getting to grips with Christmas eve boxes, naughty elves can bog off

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Not for me

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Let Christmas into your heart

Don't be a grump in a slump..

I love Christmas, I don't love fuckwits.

Wow?"

Damn.. I'm glad the post is put up about elf on a shelf got totally ignored...

There seems to be a lot of bad feelings towards those mischievous little fuckers out in fab land..

Seems the Grinch has been out there spreading his Christmas cheer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Erm. You changed your user name in the spirit of christmas.

#justsaying #calledout #youloveitreally

"

Changed my name as I love a lot of what Christmas is about, love some of the traditions and love spending time with loved ones.

I don't love elf on a shelf, a million pictures of kids dressed as reindeers or most of the other self absorbed bollocks that gets posted on social media this time of year, it's boring and makes me want to barf.

For the record I am not elfist, I have some very good friends who are elves.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

my elf on the shelf d*unk my last can of special brew in the night...so I've just doused the little fucker with petrol and burnt him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my elf on the shelf d*unk my last can of special brew in the night...so I've just doused the little fucker with petrol and burnt him.. "

Good work!

Mines head first in a Yanky Candle at the minute, that'll teach the little fucker.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Elf on the Shelf a reason to bribe children into being good.

I was told I had to partake in the one at work as it’s all part of being “festive”

So I put him leg first into the shredder. With just his torso hanging out. They crossed me off the Elf Rota after that.

Ho Ho Ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elf on the Shelf a reason to bribe children into being good.

I was told I had to partake in the one at work as it’s all part of being “festive”

So I put him leg first into the shredder. With just his torso hanging out. They crossed me off the Elf Rota after that.

Ho Ho Ho "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Erm. You changed your user name in the spirit of christmas.

#justsaying #calledout #youloveitreally

Changed my name as I love a lot of what Christmas is about, love some of the traditions and love spending time with loved ones.

I don't love elf on a shelf, a million pictures of kids dressed as reindeers or most of the other self absorbed bollocks that gets posted on social media this time of year, it's boring and makes me want to barf.

For the record I am not elfist, I have some very good friends who are elves."

Wondering if you have children yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Erm. You changed your user name in the spirit of christmas.

#justsaying #calledout #youloveitreally

Changed my name as I love a lot of what Christmas is about, love some of the traditions and love spending time with loved ones.

I don't love elf on a shelf, a million pictures of kids dressed as reindeers or most of the other self absorbed bollocks that gets posted on social media this time of year, it's boring and makes me want to barf.

For the record I am not elfist, I have some very good friends who are elves.

Wondering if you have children yourself? "

None that I know about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Erm. You changed your user name in the spirit of christmas.

#justsaying #calledout #youloveitreally

Changed my name as I love a lot of what Christmas is about, love some of the traditions and love spending time with loved ones.

I don't love elf on a shelf, a million pictures of kids dressed as reindeers or most of the other self absorbed bollocks that gets posted on social media this time of year, it's boring and makes me want to barf.

For the record I am not elfist, I have some very good friends who are elves.

Wondering if you have children yourself?

None that I know about "

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Fuck sake, I'm not on Facebook because of this sort of shite. Bah humbug!

Erm. You changed your user name in the spirit of christmas.

#justsaying #calledout #youloveitreally

Changed my name as I love a lot of what Christmas is about, love some of the traditions and love spending time with loved ones.

I don't love elf on a shelf, a million pictures of kids dressed as reindeers or most of the other self absorbed bollocks that gets posted on social media this time of year, it's boring and makes me want to barf.

For the record I am not elfist, I have some very good friends who are elves."

Haha

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