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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

This afternoon my friend and I have found ourselves on the wrong side of the law. I found in the shed some bags of old plaster, i had a thought to make some unusual garden ornaments. So my friend and I set about digging some large holes in the garden to use as moulds. One of Robert Mugabe, and the other of Donald Trump. Anyway things were going ok, after the dig we mixed up the plaster and poured it in. However after several hours it became obvious that due to today's cold temperatures they weren't going to set. My topical gardening dream in tatters! Then, brainwave! Hair dryers to set them! It seemed to be working and success was on the horizon! When the police turned up! Moments later my friend and I found ourselves under arrest! For trying to set dangerous presidents! Any advice? Help a fabber out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plead insanity.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Its like as my friend Stephen Toast once said "Well, with murders, once the police are involved, things can complicated".

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've tried to put this in layman's terms.

Basically, you're buggered!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Doesn't one have to actually set the presidents for it to be legally binding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job you didn't fall in the moulds otherwise youd be arrested for being plastered, putting your foot in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You heard voices, they were command hallucinations, you were compelled to do it but you weren’t a harm to others!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

If it had set you would have become a hardened criminal

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"If it had set you would have become a hardened criminal "

That's not olden, it's golden!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

LOL good one.

Ironically if you had managed to finish them,both would have been better presidents than the real one's.

(Insert funny punchline here using some of the following words, stone,set, plastered,big holes and hairpiece)

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"LOL good one.

Ironically if you had managed to finish them,both would have been better presidents than the real one's.

(Insert funny punchline here using some of the following words, stone,set, plastered,big holes and hairpiece)"

Did you watch digging for Britain the other night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wont get those trumped-up charges to stick

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"They wont get those trumped-up charges to stick"

Oooooo nice!

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