FabSwingers.com forum: Safe sex means...(not a serious thread)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...always leaving a false name and address.

Do continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing a Hi Viz jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always tie your partner securely to the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t forget hard hat and safety boots with white socks of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Make sure you have a fast getaway route in the event of hubby/wifey returning unexpectedly.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Avoiding the edge of a cliff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ensuring your ropes are secure and you're wearing decent crampons.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look left

Look right

Look left again

Look right again

Wipe it on the curtains

Leg it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stick the whole 3 pack of jonnies on. It will give you girth as well as protect your winky

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Keep one foot on the floor

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

having a wank in marigolds

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Always maintain three points of contact....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Goggles and face mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t forget safety glasses wouldn’t want nasty chemical interference

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Celibacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie says, always tell your Mummy where you are going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being a male black widow spider.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Be sure that it's someone else's curtains you wipe your cock on, not your own

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Turning the engine off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being quick as possible.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Don't shag yer girlfriend's sister while yer girlfriend is still in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a buddy system

Some times its not safe to work alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never say 'you're not as good a fuck as your brother/sister/mum/dad'

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Filling out a risk assessment form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a break

atleast 15 mins every 4 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunk, click...

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Expecting to find someone you would like to meet from having a meet now up.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Health & Safety gorn maaaaaaaad!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Um....making sure the husband’s out for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...always leaving a false name and address.

Do continue

Safe sex means banging your locked away money together until some cash falls out from the cracks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being on the Jeremy Kyle show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MAKE sure the kids are asleep !!

Few times hearing one say can you not be so loud there pre teens #instantdroop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always do it on a flat, steady surface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always do it on a flat, steady surface"

Like my chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always do it on a flat, steady surface

Like my chin

Mr or Mrs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always do it on a flat, steady surface"

Not like it bumpy fellow Geordie xxx

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Wearing knee pads on carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking out insurance, including emergency breakdown recovery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dipping your cock in bleach before entry

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Bend your knees, not your back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always do it on a flat, steady surface

Like my chin

Mr or Mrs?

Mr, but she’ll be home later and want her share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Take a chaperone

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Doggy style kneeking on rice..

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Doggy style kneeling on rice..

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Locking the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get contracts drawn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't attempt anything you're not sure about. Get an expert in.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Knowing her husband’s shift pattern

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't attempt anything you're not sure about. Get an expert in."

Like a stunt cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing it under duvet...with lights on

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Always wear safety gloves when handling dangerous objects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the safe's combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing it under duvet...with lights on

Kinky

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Always tell a friend where you are going so they can come fish you out if you are any longer than an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re-enacting the Naked Fun sex scene, as a form of role play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Re-enacting the Naked Fun sex scene, as a form of role play"

Gun*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deciding to stay at home and watch telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making sure you don't roll into a nettle patch.

Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of sand bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing it under duvet...with lights on

Kinky

And on work night too

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Wear a stab vest. .. there's some strange ones out there

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't attempt anything you're not sure about. Get an expert in.

Like a stunt cock?"

Yes... just like a stunt cock, or a stunt pussy!

Some things are best left to the experts.

And make sure you clearly display the "don't try this at home" warning because as you know...the problem with common sense is... it's not that common.

You don't want any one copying you and injuring themselves, they might sue those sexy little pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bending her over and making sure she enjoys it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Performing a risk assessment first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Forget about having sex for real and dry hump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full site inspection, task briefing, permit to work, risk assessments and all calibration in date and exclusion zones adhered to.

Suitable and trained supervision, on site first aiders and full first aid kit.

Always wear a harness when working at height.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a wank behind the computer screen

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Check the expiry date

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Always reading the instructions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...always leaving a false name and address.

Do continue

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wearing a sign on your bum saying ' this way to exit'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont obstruct any exit

Observe any directions for use

Do not try and operate heavy machinary during or immediately after

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Not calling out her best friend's name in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not doing it whilst driving on a busy motorway, not reccomended

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Be sure of your aim, a slip in the wrong hole could earn you a fat lip or black eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bring along 4 minders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't do it with Taylor Swift, you'll end up badly immortalised in a song when it goes tits up.

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