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lol, old sayings :}

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By *stwoforfun2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Just sat here and came out with an old saying to the Mrs that my Mum used to say :}

Who jar ka piffat.

lol, made me laugh to hell.

Any other old, strange sayings about?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"

Who jar ka piffat.

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Translation please?

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By *stwoforfun2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area


"

Who jar ka piffat.

Translation please?"

I have absolutely no idea how one would translate exactly, but something along the lines of " Oh, you know, that thing " lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some of my grandma's well used one liners :

she's got a face like a torn clog

she's got a face you could chop wood with

she's a fow as our back gate

and my dads favourite line before he retired was :

i'm knackered, i've been running around like a cunt on castors

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By *stwoforfun2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area


"some of my grandma's well used one liners :

she's got a face like a torn clog

she's got a face you could chop wood with

she's a fow as our back gate

and my dads favourite line before he retired was :

i'm knackered, i've been running around like a cunt on castors"

Lol, classics :}

Another one ot two.

Makes your piss turn purple

Sling your hook

Tighter than a knats arse

:}}}

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By *unkeyMan
over a year ago

Clare

Her fanny was so big-it luked like a horses face crossing the line at da grand national.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never look at the mantlepiece when ur poking the fire

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Albrighton

Last time I saw an arse like that Lester Piggott was whippin it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she got a face like a well skelped arse

a nose on him like fk nose

hes as bent as a 10 bob bit

as sleekit as a fox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not really old but heres two i use

face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

as much use as a chocolate fireguard

m grandmother used to tell use to put wood in whole (shut the door)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of the lads that works for me has a saying that tickles me, when we give him a 'project'

he says 'i'm on it ! like a tramp on a bag of chips'

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By *unkeyMan
over a year ago

Clare

God luk at them teeth!he wud apples tru a letterbox.

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By *unkeyMan
over a year ago

Clare

Phew luk da huge tits on her!i know.they wud make hungry children cry.

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

My dad had several old un's

Were you born in a barn - if I left the door open

Give it the Woodbridge - more effort

Shant be round tomorrow, donkey on the strawberries - I have no idea where this came from

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Dont put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear...

You make a better door than a window...

Its like shed stopping....

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

My favourites are:

all fur coat and no knickers, that one.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

About as useful as a fart in a spacesuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clip around the lug

As useful as a nun in a orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She`s got an arse like two ferrets fighting in a sack".

My grandad never minced his words.

"If you catch a weasel asleep.... Piss in its ear"....... Its never gonna happen.

"Women, keep em well f*cked n` poorly shod". Oh, those were the days.

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By *stwoforfun2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Mrs_stwoforfun2 rememebers her late grandfathers favourite saying :-

Sit on ya pipe and smoke it!

still makes me smile today xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you call the tune..

You`ve got to pay the piper..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it doesnt clag in yer gipe it winnit clag to your hint end (if it doesnt stick in your mouth it therefore won't stick to your arsehole)

Any small pieces that do stick to your arsehole are therefore known around these parts as winnets - as in they winnet (wont) come off, despite copious wiping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When yer pointing the finger at someone else..

Theres three fingers pointing back at yerself..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got a face like a blistered piss pot!

Never shove your granny while she's shaving, you know why? Cos its ya mammies, mammy! (Don't ask)

Last time I saw legs like that they were on a snooker table.

Last time I saw legs like that they were stood in a nest.

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