FabSwingers.com forum: It's Time For Me To Be Honest!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not really who I've seemed to be, sorry!, but it's all being a deception as I had a secret mission to fulfill. But, since I'm failing in that I've decided to come clean and be open and appeal directly to you rather than continue using temptation......I am the Devil, Beelzebub if you will, although I prefer Old Harry! and I want your soul.

For one night only, what luxury or desire can I give you for your worthless, pitiful soul?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Nothing I sold my soul years ago

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

No chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've already got mine bud I've used up more wishes than most ha he

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By *lderukmale2005Man
over a year ago

basingstoke

Sorry you are far to late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My soul isn't worth much. Even to you Lucifer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No chance!

You could have Tom Hiddleston pandering to your every whim every minute of the day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My soul isn't worth much. Even to you Lucifer "

Your own shoe shop with every shoe and boot fitting perfectly and being able to be worn without discomfort all day long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walk into a church/chapel/mosque etc and it burns in flames..

You walk into a church/chapel/mosque etc and a small candle puffs out like a small fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've already got mine bud I've used up more wishes than most ha he "

Then be granted more my young acolyte, find me more souls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I walk into a church/chapel/mosque etc and it burns in flames..

You walk into a church/chapel/mosque etc and a small candle puffs out like a small fart"

That's right my friend, aren't ego, bravado and pride wonderful gifts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a bronzed adonis with a perfect cock and the skills to back it up?

And a slim blonde girl, slightly submissive and shy.

Can we be taken to a tropical island with staff to cater our everywhim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry you are far to late"

Welcome brother, it appears you are pleased with your granted wish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really who I've seemed to be, sorry!, but it's all being a deception as I had a secret mission to fulfill. But, since I'm failing in that I've decided to come clean and be open and appeal directly to you rather than continue using temptation......I am the Devil, Beelzebub if you will, although I prefer Old Harry! and I want your soul.

For one night only, what luxury or desire can I give you for your worthless, pitiful soul?

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I want pizza fully loaded ....am I bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a bronzed adonis with a perfect cock and the skills to back it up?

And a slim blonde girl, slightly submissive and shy.

Can we be taken to a tropical island with staff to cater our everywhim? "

Young lady, if that is your desire then all I require is a signature, please let me just prick your finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I walk into a church/chapel/mosque etc and it burns in flames..

You walk into a church/chapel/mosque etc and a small candle puffs out like a small fart

That's right my friend, aren't ego, bravado and pride wonderful gifts!

its the original sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Doc I was with Lucy when vad the impala got her he got me to so only get out at night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For one night only, what luxury or desire can I give you for your worthless, pitiful soul?

I want pizza fully loaded ....am I bad

For you my young Adonis, a never ending pizza constantly tasting hot and fresh for just one small signature.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry Doc I was with Lucy when vad the impala got her he got me to so only get out at night

Alas my poor friend He condemned all within Hull to damnation many years ago as He says none are worth saving, a larger den of iniquity there is not!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'll sell my sole if you give me a sex mad loving and loyal life partner to start and make family for the next 70 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok

I'll sell my sole if you give me a sex mad loving and loyal life partner to start and make family for the next 70 years

Tis yours and because of your outstanding 0 meet club work you will remain forever Magnum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like 4 men please

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Ok

I'll sell my sole if you give me a sex mad loving and loyal life partner to start and make family for the next 70 years

Tis yours and because of your outstanding 0 meet club work you will remain forever Magnum!

remain forever Magnum....

Woohoo i carnt die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got an amazing credit card bill that needs clearing - ................... oh well worth a try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like 4 men please

Unfortunately I can't offer you Tom Hibbleston, trying to tempt a young lady with him, but will Tom Hardy, Dan Stevens, Tom Hughes and Benedict Cummberbatch suffice? Four large pricks in exchange for one small one on your finger and they're all yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't afford me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive got an amazing credit card bill that needs clearing - ................... oh well worth a try

I have one special credit card left from Lehman Brothers, it has no limit and no monthly minimum payment...just one drop of blood, a little signature and it's all yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive got an amazing credit card bill that needs clearing - ................... oh well worth a try

I have one special credit card left from Lehman Brothers, it has no limit and no monthly minimum payment...just one drop of blood, a little signature and it's all yours!

okey dokey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can't afford me."

How would you truly like to be, to match your beauty, the most intelligent person in the world?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive got an amazing credit card bill that needs clearing - ................... oh well worth a try

I have one special credit card left from Lehman Brothers, it has no limit and no monthly minimum payment...just one drop of blood, a little signature and it's all yours!

okey dokey

It's in the post, don't forget to sign the back straight away, I wouldn't want you to feel cheated come the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slab of carling,

Two hours small talk,

Nosh me off and it’s yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A slab of carling,

Two hours small talk,

Nosh me off and it’s yours "

BOGOF!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"No chance!

You could have Tom Hiddleston pandering to your every whim every minute of the day?"

Nope!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Ok

I'll sell my sole if you give me a sex mad loving and loyal life partner to start and make family for the next 70 years

Tis yours and because of your outstanding 0 meet club work you will remain forever Magnum!

remain forever Magnum....

Woohoo i carnt die

Ps cos i will live forever as Magnum.

Thar,for forever alive.

It meens you will never get my sole

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Only one thing I'd sell my soul for... To have my son back. He only lived very briefly... And would have been 26 this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No chance!

You could have Tom Hiddleston pandering to your every whim every minute of the day?

Nope!

Maybe Brian Cox and Laura Kunessbergive, I've always found them to stimulate my mind!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

When I do end up in hell it will be nice to see so many familiar faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh, my son, my darling boy - thought I'd lost you to the light. Glad to see you're still trying to make me proud.

You need to know your market better though; can't ask these fine examples of debauchery to give up their souls - those who still have them don't value them, and the rest have nothing to trade.

Their lust, on the other hand....their carnal desires, their primal fire......that's far more valuable, and would fuel the furnaces of Hell for millennia.

Offer what their heart longs for in exchange for their passion - and let's see what they REALLY want!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I do end up in hell it will be nice to see so many familiar faces

Depends which pit your sins warrant you being put in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhh, my son, my darling boy - thought I'd lost you to the light. Glad to see you're still trying to make me proud.

You need to know your market better though; can't ask these fine examples of debauchery to give up their souls - those who still have them don't value them, and the rest have nothing to trade.

Their lust, on the other hand....their carnal desires, their primal fire......that's far more valuable, and would fuel the furnaces of Hell for millennia.

Offer what their heart longs for in exchange for their passion - and let's see what they REALLY want!

My lady, want a queen of darkness you'd make!, bring them all to me and once my work is done.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A satisfying night's work, now back to my earthly persona!

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