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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

what lentghs do you guys go to ... to empathise with us girls... what would you say if you thought it would get you into our knickers and beyond...

PS Not meant that serious ))

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Now they're hardly gonna give away trade secrets are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does it have to be just guys????

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Now they're hardly gonna give away trade secrets are they "

They will.... trust me... they WILL!!!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"does it have to be just guys???? "

No, if you wanted to get into my knickers.. what would you say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you tell her exactly wehat she wants to hear to get her kit off.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I shall watch and learn then although I do think I have a good bullshit detector

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm not afraid of wearing a pink shirt if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"does it have to be just guys????

No, if you wanted to get into my knickers.. what would you say..."

Gerrum off gorjus!!

No?

Ok ill have a rethink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does it have to be just guys????

No, if you wanted to get into my knickers.. what would you say..."

I dont beat around the bush, and am a foul mouthed heathen...sooo.. it would be...give me your fooking knickers I want to get in them....

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I shall watch and learn then although I do think I have a good bullshit detector "

No, cocks are bit like lie detectors... only work on positive. negative results not reliable

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"does it have to be just guys????

No, if you wanted to get into my knickers.. what would you say...

I dont beat around the bush, and am a foul mouthed heathen...sooo.. it would be...give me your fooking knickers I want to get in them.... "

Just had this vision of both of us in my knickers.... lol

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I'm not afraid of wearing a pink shirt if that counts "

That is so brave....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does it have to be just guys????

No, if you wanted to get into my knickers.. what would you say...

I dont beat around the bush, and am a foul mouthed heathen...sooo.. it would be...give me your fooking knickers I want to get in them....

Just had this vision of both of us in my knickers.... lol "

thanks...so have I now....ruined a perfectly good image there....sighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I understand."

Oh clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand."

lmao

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I understand.

Oh clever "

SHort, sharp and full of make-belief empathy... nice one...and it will probably work???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what lentghs do you guys go to ... to empathise with us girls... what would you say if you thought it would get you into our knickers and beyond...

PS Not meant that serious ))"

Aww whats up hun and how are you feeling tonight and hows your day been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always honest and if that doesn't work then I try somebody else!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"what lentghs do you guys go to ... to empathise with us girls... what would you say if you thought it would get you into our knickers and beyond...

PS Not meant that serious ))

Aww whats up hun and how are you feeling tonight and hows your day been?"

Has it ever worked??

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I am always honest and if that doesn't work then I try somebody else! "

Whats your number..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what lentghs do you guys go to ... to empathise with us girls... what would you say if you thought it would get you into our knickers and beyond...

PS Not meant that serious ))

Aww whats up hun and how are you feeling tonight and hows your day been?

Has it ever worked?? "

I dont know what your on about ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what lentghs do you guys go to ... to empathise with us girls... what would you say if you thought it would get you into our knickers and beyond...

PS Not meant that serious ))

Aww whats up hun and how are you feeling tonight and hows your day been?"

knickers off

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"what lentghs do you guys go to ... to empathise with us girls... what would you say if you thought it would get you into our knickers and beyond...

PS Not meant that serious ))

Aww whats up hun and how are you feeling tonight and hows your day been?

knickers off"

That is so beautiful... it makes me want to cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand.

Oh clever

SHort, sharp and full of make-belief empathy... nice one...and it will probably work??? "

Honestly ?

Yes it did. "Did"

For about 73 uses until she caught me laughing

And obviously, it has to accompanied by a certain - almost puppydog - look, and an outstretched hand/arm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am always honest and if that doesn't work then I try somebody else!

Whats your number..? "

you might not like the truth though?

(PM me for number)

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I am always honest and if that doesn't work then I try somebody else!

Whats your number..?

you might not like the truth though?

(PM me for number) "

you know what... lol.. with all the bullshit I have been fed over the past 100 years... I think I probably would lol ... try me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what lentghs do you guys go to ... to empathise with us girls... what would you say if you thought it would get you into our knickers and beyond...

PS Not meant that serious ))

Aww whats up hun and how are you feeling tonight and hows your day been?

knickers off

That is so beautiful... it makes me want to cry "

wot me taking me knickers off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am always honest and if that doesn't work then I try somebody else!

Whats your number..?

you might not like the truth though?

(PM me for number) "

got your number...i say..got your number

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Is this the best the guys can come up with ..... football has finished .. so come on guys.. I am disappointed... and you would not like QB to be disappointed now, would you?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jeez..... reading the bullshit some guys will spout makes me feel ashamed to be a guy lol!!!

Whatever happened to the ultimate in honesty?

"Excuse me, I would love to take you out to a romantic dinner for our first date, then spend weeks getting to know you over walks in the park, intimate picnics, cosy cinema dates, and shower you with gifts, but I just dont have the time, budget or inclination..... so lets cut to the finale and fuck?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez..... reading the bullshit some guys will spout makes me feel ashamed to be a guy lol!!!

Whatever happened to the ultimate in honesty?

"Excuse me, I would love to take you out to a romantic dinner for our first date, then spend weeks getting to know you over walks in the park, intimate picnics, cosy cinema dates, and shower you with gifts, but I just dont have the time, budget or inclination..... so lets cut to the finale and fuck?""

Well that seems to do it for me .. I accept xxxxxxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Jeez..... reading the bullshit some guys will spout makes me feel ashamed to be a guy lol!!!

Whatever happened to the ultimate in honesty?

"Excuse me, I would love to take you out to a romantic dinner for our first date, then spend weeks getting to know you over walks in the park, intimate picnics, cosy cinema dates, and shower you with gifts, but I just dont have the time, budget or inclination..... so lets cut to the finale and fuck?"

Well that seems to do it for me .. I accept xxxxxxx "

Woo Hoo, he shoots he scores..... ah hang on, problem!!

We only play as a cpl, says you are looking for singles on your prof..... soz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez..... reading the bullshit some guys will spout makes me feel ashamed to be a guy lol!!!

Whatever happened to the ultimate in honesty?

"Excuse me, I would love to take you out to a romantic dinner for our first date, then spend weeks getting to know you over walks in the park, intimate picnics, cosy cinema dates, and shower you with gifts, but I just dont have the time, budget or inclination..... so lets cut to the finale and fuck?"

Well that seems to do it for me .. I accept xxxxxxx

Woo Hoo, he shoots he scores..... ah hang on, problem!!

We only play as a cpl, says you are looking for singles on your prof..... soz."

Damn! Picky Picky Picky :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really is not that difficult

You know where it is, come and get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive noticed the word DATE keeps popping up alot on the forums .

Right ive tried different approaches in my messages and to which ive had a mixed responce or no responce.

so what really works thou direct and straight to the point???

None of my message contain bullshit just maybe going round the houses to much ?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Jeez..... reading the bullshit some guys will spout makes me feel ashamed to be a guy lol!!!

Whatever happened to the ultimate in honesty?

"Excuse me, I would love to take you out to a romantic dinner for our first date, then spend weeks getting to know you over walks in the park, intimate picnics, cosy cinema dates, and shower you with gifts, but I just dont have the time, budget or inclination..... so lets cut to the finale and fuck?"

Well that seems to do it for me .. I accept xxxxxxx

Woo Hoo, he shoots he scores..... ah hang on, problem!!

We only play as a cpl, says you are looking for singles on your prof..... soz.

Damn! Picky Picky Picky :P "

Who, us or you?

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