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"Can we have 69 1/2 too? "don't see why not | |||
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"Can we have 69 1/2 too? don't see why not"Good plan | |||
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"Can we have 69 1/2 too? "How does that work? Does it involve cake? Or trifle? | |||
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"Can we have 69 1/2 too?
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"Yaaaaayyyy... Its feckin 69 time!!! "Yay x | |||
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"Can we have 69 1/2 too?
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Oh trifle "chocolate trifle | |||
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"Can we have 69 1/2 too? don't see why not
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"Yo" yo man x | |||
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"Yoyo man x" Are you calling him a spud ffs | |||
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"Can we have 69 1/2 too?
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Oh trifle chocolate trifle "Hell no M&S strawberry | |||
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"Can we have 69 1/2 too?
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Oh trifle chocolate trifle
Hell no M&S strawberry "More like fecking frozen aldi  | |||
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"Can we have 69 1/2 too?
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Oh trifle chocolate trifle
Hell no M&S strawberry
More like fecking frozen aldi "Chocolate, black cherry and rum trifle...  | |||
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 The Snowman.  | |||
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"Can we have 69 1/2 too?
How does that work?
Does it involve cake?
Or trifle?
Oh trifle chocolate trifle
Hell no M&S strawberry
More like fecking frozen aldi
Chocolate, black cherry and rum trifle... "Oh the black cherry and rum sounds nice. I can live without the chocolate x | |||
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"The Snowman is on Channel 4 tomorrow. The Snowman. "I’ve never seen The Snowman  | |||
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"Yoyo man x" Ello ltns x | |||
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"Can we have 69 1/2 too?
How does that work?
Does it involve cake?
Or trifle?
Oh trifle chocolate trifle
Hell no M&S strawberry
More like fecking frozen aldi
Chocolate, black cherry and rum trifle... "I'll leave the chocolate, black cherry and trifle. Rum sounds good though. | |||
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"Good evening crazy folk "Evening Pinky!! | |||
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Evening Pinky!! "Are we alone?  | |||
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"The Snowman is on Channel 4 tomorrow. The Snowman.
I’ve never seen The Snowman "Watch it, it's wonderful. | |||
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"Good evening crazy folk
Evening Pinky!!
Are we alone? "I'm here, for a bit. | |||
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"Good evening crazy folk
Evening Pinky!!
Are we alone?
I'm here, for a bit."Hello there sweetie, how you doing? | |||
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"Good evening crazy folk
Evening Pinky!!
Are we alone?
I'm here, for a bit.
Hello there sweetie, how you doing? "I'm good thanks. How are you? | |||
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"I'm back.... With mince pies!!! "You timed that just right. Are they your home made ones? | |||
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"I'm back.... With mince pies!!! "Ooo I’ll have a mince pie please x | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around " Don't get in a tiff. | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around Don't get in a tiff." Jim have you got new trainers? | |||
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"I'm back.... With mince pies!!!
You timed that just right. Are they your home made ones? "Yes they are! And you've a choice between whipped cream, brandy butter or custard to go with.... On a side note... Autocarrot has a really naff sense of taste as it tried to make me say mustard!!  | |||
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"I'm back.... With mince pies!!!
Ooo I’ll have a mince pie please x "Plenty to go around Angie xx | |||
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"I'm back.... With mince pies!!!
You timed that just right. Are they your home made ones?
Yes they are! And you've a choice between whipped cream, brandy butter or custard to go with....
On a side note... Autocarrot has a really naff sense of taste as it tried to make me say mustard!! "Brandy butter please I think I’m actually salivating! | |||
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"I'm back.... With mince pies!!!
You timed that just right. Are they your home made ones?
Yes they are! And you've a choice between whipped cream, brandy butter or custard to go with....
On a side note... Autocarrot has a really naff sense of taste as it tried to make me say mustard!!
Brandy butter please I think I’m actually salivating! "Exactly what I'm having with mine! | |||
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"Bloody hell it's fecking noisy in here tonight" There’s mince piece ... home made. You could have Vanilla ice cream with yours | |||
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"I'm back.... With mince pies!!!
You timed that just right. Are they your home made ones?
Yes they are! And you've a choice between whipped cream, brandy butter or custard to go with....
On a side note... Autocarrot has a really naff sense of taste as it tried to make me say mustard!! "Oh I’ll have some whipped cream please. Especially if it’s still nice and warm x | |||
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"Good evening crazy folk
Evening Pinky!!
Are we alone?
I'm here, for a bit.
Hello there sweetie, how you doing?
I'm good thanks. How are you?"I’ve hurt my back | |||
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"Bloody hell it's fecking noisy in here tonight There’s mince pies ... home made. You could have Vanilla ice cream with yours "This phone | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around " I love that song, I wish we were | |||
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"Bloody hell it's fecking noisy in here tonight There’s mince piece ... home made. You could have Vanilla ice cream with yours "Gobshite | |||
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"Bloody hell it's fecking noisy in here tonight" Mince pie Mistress? Fresh from the oven! | |||
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"I'm back.... With mince pies!!!
You timed that just right. Are they your home made ones?
Yes they are! And you've a choice between whipped cream, brandy butter or custard to go with....
On a side note... Autocarrot has a really naff sense of taste as it tried to make me say mustard!!
Oh I’ll have some whipped cream please. Especially if it’s still nice and warm x "Fresh from the oven... So be careful... Its hot! | |||
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"I'm back.... With mince pies!!!
You timed that just right. Are they your home made ones?
Yes they are! And you've a choice between whipped cream, brandy butter or custard to go with....
On a side note... Autocarrot has a really naff sense of taste as it tried to make me say mustard!!
Oh I’ll have some whipped cream please. Especially if it’s still nice and warm x "I could whip you some off that up  | |||
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"Bloody hell it's fecking noisy in here tonight There’s mince piece ... home made. You could have Vanilla ice cream with yours
Gobshite " | |||
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"I'm back.... With mince pies!!!
You timed that just right. Are they your home made ones?
Yes they are! And you've a choice between whipped cream, brandy butter or custard to go with....
On a side note... Autocarrot has a really naff sense of taste as it tried to make me say mustard!!
Oh I’ll have some whipped cream please. Especially if it’s still nice and warm x
Fresh from the oven... So be careful... Its hot! "Just how I like them x | |||
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"Good evening crazy folk
Evening Pinky!!
Are we alone?
I'm here, for a bit.
Hello there sweetie, how you doing?
I'm good thanks. How are you?
I’ve hurt my back "How'd you manage that Pinky ? | |||
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"Bloody hell it's fecking noisy in here tonight Mince pie Mistress? Fresh from the oven! "Oh yes please plady | |||
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"Bloody hell it's fecking noisy in here tonight Mince pie Mistress? Fresh from the oven!
Oh yes please plady "Aw come on they'll be bloody cold by the time I get one | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were "Soon darling | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling "*Big sigh* | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*"blimey lady pink that sigh blew me over | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*"Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night. | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night."My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long  | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*blimey lady pink that sigh blew me over"Sorry I’ll help you up | |||
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"Bloody hell it's fecking noisy in here tonight Mince pie Mistress? Fresh from the oven!
Oh yes please plady
Aw come on they'll be bloody cold by the time I get one "Don't worry... I've kept it warm for you... | |||
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"May I have a mince pie with a bit of custard n cream kind lady" Of course you may sweetie! | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long "A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long
A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina "Exactly what I was thinking, I'm only getting warmed up after a couple hours | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long
A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina "
Behave yourself if that was a problem we wouldn’t still be meeting | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long
A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina
Behave yourself if that was a problem we wouldn’t still be meeting "Do I need to get the stern face out darling? | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long
A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina
Exactly what I was thinking, I'm only getting warmed up after a couple hours "Oh my do you need a little help maybe? | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long
A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina
Behave yourself if that was a problem we wouldn’t still be meeting
Do I need to get the stern face out darling?"Hmmmmm I think one of my looks might work better | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long
A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina
Behave yourself if that was a problem we wouldn’t still be meeting
Do I need to get the stern face out darling?
Hmmmmm I think one of my looks might work better "That’s true but we don’t need to go that far yet  | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long
A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina
Behave yourself if that was a problem we wouldn’t still be meeting
Do I need to get the stern face out darling?
Hmmmmm I think one of my looks might work better
That’s true but we don’t need to go that far yet "Punishment | |||
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"Bloody hell it's fecking noisy in here tonight Mince pie Mistress? Fresh from the oven!
Oh yes please plady
Aw come on they'll be bloody cold by the time I get one
Don't worry... I've kept it warm for you... "Aw better still | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long
A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina
Behave yourself if that was a problem we wouldn’t still be meeting
Do I need to get the stern face out darling?
Hmmmmm I think one of my looks might work better
That’s true but we don’t need to go that far yet
Punishment "More? Oooft | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? " The word punishment appears and like magic so do you | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you "Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you "And me | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long
A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina
Exactly what I was thinking, I'm only getting warmed up after a couple hours
Oh my do you need a little help maybe? "If I didn't know you better I would think you were propositioning me | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood"Oh TGI duck salad yummy | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy "I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that But then I didn’t offer you any burger | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long
A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina
Exactly what I was thinking, I'm only getting warmed up after a couple hours
Oh my do you need a little help maybe?
If I didn't know you better I would think you were propositioning me "
I take rejection gracefully so you’re ok even if I was | |||
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long
A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina
Exactly what I was thinking, I'm only getting warmed up after a couple hours
Oh my do you need a little help maybe?
If I didn't know you better I would think you were propositioning me "I think she's deliberately trying to mislead us all tonight | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that
But then I didn’t offer you any burger "I would have needed to be quick if I’d wanted to taste your burger | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy "I always opt for JD burger with extra JD sauce | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that
But then I didn’t offer you any burger
I would have needed to be quick if I’d wanted to taste your burger "
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"I think we’re alone now There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I love that song, I wish we were
Soon darling
*Big sigh*
Geez it's only been a week PP, I'm still sore from Saturday night.
My legs weren’t my own for a couple of days. A few hours apart is too long
A few hours is too long to have your legs apart..... Tskkkk... I dunno... No stamina
Exactly what I was thinking, I'm only getting warmed up after a couple hours
Oh my do you need a little help maybe?
If I didn't know you better I would think you were propositioning me
I think she's deliberately trying to mislead us all tonight "I think you’re both poking fun at me | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that
But then I didn’t offer you any burger
I would have needed to be quick if I’d wanted to taste your burger "Oh no... Is this browniegate all over again??? | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that
But then I didn’t offer you any burger
I would have needed to be quick if I’d wanted to taste your burger
Punishment "Ooooft | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that
But then I didn’t offer you any burger
I would have needed to be quick if I’d wanted to taste your burger
Oh no... Is this browniegate all over again??? "
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I always opt for JD burger with extra JD sauce "Ooooo that sounds feckin deaaadly!! Slurp! | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that
But then I didn’t offer you any burger
I would have needed to be quick if I’d wanted to taste your burger
Oh no... Is this browniegate all over again??? "
There was no way I could have taken it from him, he loves cake | |||
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"what is the 'little bit'? "Tip of the pinkie | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that
But then I didn’t offer you any burger
I would have needed to be quick if I’d wanted to taste your burger
Oh no... Is this browniegate all over again???
There was no way I could have taken it from him, he loves cake "I do like a dessert although I offered you my balls in Ask | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that
But then I didn’t offer you any burger
I would have needed to be quick if I’d wanted to taste your burger
Oh no... Is this browniegate all over again???
There was no way I could have taken it from him, he loves cake
I do like a dessert although I offered you my balls in Ask"What fine balls they were too | |||
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"what is the 'little bit'?
Tip of the pinkie "oh - useful | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that
But then I didn’t offer you any burger
I would have needed to be quick if I’d wanted to taste your burger
Oh no... Is this browniegate all over again???
There was no way I could have taken it from him, he loves cake
I do like a dessert although I offered you my balls in Ask
What fine balls they were too "Dipped in chocolate and coconut no less Perfect for kisses afterwards | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that
But then I didn’t offer you any burger
I would have needed to be quick if I’d wanted to taste your burger
Oh no... Is this browniegate all over again???
There was no way I could have taken it from him, he loves cake
I do like a dessert although I offered you my balls in Ask
What fine balls they were too
Dipped in chocolate and coconut no less
Perfect for kisses afterwards "Ooo swing I got something for you, I’ll send you it | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that
But then I didn’t offer you any burger
I would have needed to be quick if I’d wanted to taste your burger
Oh no... Is this browniegate all over again???
There was no way I could have taken it from him, he loves cake
I do like a dessert although I offered you my balls in Ask
What fine balls they were too
Dipped in chocolate and coconut no less
Perfect for kisses afterwards "Chocolate kisses | |||
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"Oh hello, have I missed owt? The word punishment appears and like magic so do you
Haha I’ve been out all day, rock climbing, laser quest, cinema and TGI for foooood
Oh TGI duck salad yummy
I’ve just remembered I didn’t try any of that
But then I didn’t offer you any burger
I would have needed to be quick if I’d wanted to taste your burger
Oh no... Is this browniegate all over again???
There was no way I could have taken it from him, he loves cake
I do like a dessert although I offered you my balls in Ask"*just snortled tea across the room* | |||
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"what is the 'little bit'? "Hey there | |||
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"what is the 'little bit'?
Tip of the pinkie
oh - useful "I do find it is at times... | |||
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"what is the 'little bit'?
Hey there "how do | |||
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"what is the 'little bit'?
Tip of the pinkie "Tip of the pinkie is very sensitive I'll have you know, or at least mine is. | |||
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"what is the 'little bit'?
Tip of the pinkie
Tip of the pinkie is very sensitive I'll have you know, or at least mine is."Really? | |||
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"what is the 'little bit'?
Tip of the pinkie
Tip of the pinkie is very sensitive I'll have you know, or at least mine is.
Really? "Yes, if you put it on the end of your tongue it really tickles. | |||
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"what is the 'little bit'?
Tip of the pinkie
Tip of the pinkie is very sensitive I'll have you know, or at least mine is.
Really?
Yes, if you put it on the end of your tongue it really tickles."Oh I love doing that to a guy whilst maintaining eye contact | |||
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"I’ve just realised I’ve turned the lounge chat filthy, I’m sorry forgive me! " Shame on you! | |||
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"I’ve just realised I’ve turned the lounge chat filthy, I’m sorry forgive me! Shame on you!" Okay okay, you were an instigator, told you before you’re a bad influence | |||
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"I’ve just realised I’ve turned the lounge chat filthy, I’m sorry forgive me! Shame on you! Okay okay, you were an instigator, told you before you’re a bad influence "yes he started it trying to get you into trouble there he is | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! "hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate"Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!! | |||
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"I’ve just realised I’ve turned the lounge chat filthy, I’m sorry forgive me! Shame on you! Okay okay, you were an instigator, told you before you’re a bad influence yes he started it trying to get you into trouble there he is"Thank you | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!! "Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple "you said you were gonna make pies with them apples | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples"It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry "Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you.... | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you.... "Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful "ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs "Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker | |||
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"I’ve just realised I’ve turned the lounge chat filthy, I’m sorry forgive me! Shame on you! Okay okay, you were an instigator, told you before you’re a bad influence yes he started it trying to get you into trouble there he is
Thank you "Wtf did I do? | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs "Don't talk about lavvies.... I heard poundland were in trouble....I thought I owned that with all the fivers I bought in there.... | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Don't talk about lavvies.... I heard poundland were in trouble....I thought I owned that with all the fivers I bought in there.... "Ah and that's why they are in trouble...everything's a fiver now ffs | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Don't talk about lavvies.... I heard poundland were in trouble....I thought I owned that with all the fivers I bought in there....
Ah and that's why they are in trouble...everything's a fiver now ffs "No..the fivers are a pound.... | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Don't talk about lavvies.... I heard poundland were in trouble....I thought I owned that with all the fivers I bought in there....
Ah and that's why they are in trouble...everything's a fiver now ffs
No..the fivers are a pound.... "Must be one of the few fecking things that still a fecking quid | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker "Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!! | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!! "Aw your grand...I like white puddings | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!!
Aw your grand...I like white puddings "I'm rather partial myself! | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Don't talk about lavvies.... I heard poundland were in trouble....I thought I owned that with all the fivers I bought in there....
Ah and that's why they are in trouble...everything's a fiver now ffs
No..the fivers are a pound....
Must be one of the few fecking things that still a fecking quid "I know, why do they call it poundland? | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!!
Aw your grand...I like white puddings
I'm rather partial myself! "You can't beat a full Irish breakfast with fresh grinders bread | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Don't talk about lavvies.... I heard poundland were in trouble....I thought I owned that with all the fivers I bought in there....
Ah and that's why they are in trouble...everything's a fiver now ffs
No..the fivers are a pound....
Must be one of the few fecking things that still a fecking quid
I know, why do they call it poundland? "Ours has taken pep & Co into it...the days of going in with a pound or 2 are long gone | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!!
Aw your grand...I like white puddings
I'm rather partial myself!
You can't beat a full Irish breakfast with fresh grinders bread "There you go making me feckin hungry again! | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!!
Aw your grand...I like white puddings
I'm rather partial myself!
You can't beat a full Irish breakfast with fresh grinders bread
There you go making me feckin hungry again! "Me too...think I'll have a apple now I've got my teeth back | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!!
Aw your grand...I like white puddings
I'm rather partial myself!
You can't beat a full Irish breakfast with fresh grinders bread
There you go making me feckin hungry again!
Me too...think I'll have a apple now I've got my teeth back " | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!!
Aw your grand...I like white puddings
I'm rather partial myself!
You can't beat a full Irish breakfast with fresh grinders bread
There you go making me feckin hungry again!
Me too...think I'll have a apple now I've got my teeth back
"sniggers she left em on the side ans nigels nicked em | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!!
Aw your grand...I like white puddings
I'm rather partial myself!
You can't beat a full Irish breakfast with fresh grinders bread
There you go making me feckin hungry again!
Me too...think I'll have a apple now I've got my teeth back
sniggers she left em on the side ans nigels nicked em "Aw ffs | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!!
Aw your grand...I like white puddings
I'm rather partial myself!
You can't beat a full Irish breakfast with fresh grinders bread
There you go making me feckin hungry again!
Me too...think I'll have a apple now I've got my teeth back "NO!....you know what happened the other night.... | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!!
Aw your grand...I like white puddings
I'm rather partial myself!
You can't beat a full Irish breakfast with fresh grinders bread
There you go making me feckin hungry again!
Me too...think I'll have a apple now I've got my teeth back
sniggers she left em on the side ans nigels nicked em
Aw ffs "Wonder if they do them in poundland? | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!!
Aw your grand...I like white puddings
I'm rather partial myself!
You can't beat a full Irish breakfast with fresh grinders bread
There you go making me feckin hungry again!
Me too...think I'll have a apple now I've got my teeth back
NO!....you know what happened the other night.... "Nah not tire tonight. ..but they could be my famous last word tonight I having a ripple too before thread conked down | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!!
Aw your grand...I like white puddings
I'm rather partial myself!
You can't beat a full Irish breakfast with fresh grinders bread
There you go making me feckin hungry again!
Me too...think I'll have a apple now I've got my teeth back
NO!....you know what happened the other night.... Nah not tire tonight. ..but they could be my famous last word tonight I having a ripple too before thread conked down"I'm getting dizzy twirling round all these blooming places. Just been in that nocturnal thingy with Jim..... | |||
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"*scurries in and takes away mince pies* can't be dealing with this filth!!!! hang on mistress has left her false teef on the plate
Oops... They almost ended up in the dishwasher!!!
Feck me I thought I was struggling with this apple you said you were gonna make pies with them apples
It's a laydee's perogative to change her mind....anyhow play nicked all the fecking pastry
Sure... Yeah... Blame me... feckin ingrate!! last time I keep your pie warm for you....
Shush play...it was only to shut that fecking _oddy up.... pie was delightful ha well r gonna be on the lavvy allnight as i know what she put in urs
Aw ffs now I come to think of it ..it tasted like that denny's white pudding...little fecker
Jaysus what am I being blamed for now??? I could develop a complex you know!!!!
Aw your grand...I like white puddings
I'm rather partial myself!
You can't beat a full Irish breakfast with fresh grinders bread
There you go making me feckin hungry again!
Me too...think I'll have a apple now I've got my teeth back
NO!....you know what happened the other night.... Nah not tire tonight. ..but they could be my famous last word tonight I having a ripple too before thread conked down
I'm getting dizzy twirling round all these blooming places. Just been in that nocturnal thingy with Jim..... "Well I conked out again... | |||
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"*walks in* *surveys the scene* *shakes head* Morning chatters "Start cleaning up mate...good morning | |||
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"*walks in* *surveys the scene* *shakes head* Morning chatters
Start cleaning up mate...good morning "Bossy boots | |||
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"*walks in* *surveys the scene* *shakes head* Morning chatters
Start cleaning up mate...good morning
Bossy boots "Indeed - I have no idea what mess they’ve made here and frankly most of it looks sticky | |||
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"*walks in* *surveys the scene* *shakes head* Morning chatters
Start cleaning up mate...good morning
Bossy boots "Hey I'm still in my fecking fluffy slippers ffs | |||
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Start cleaning up mate...good morning
Bossy boots
Indeed - I have no idea what mess they’ve made here and frankly most of it looks sticky "Twas that play and _oddy...they made a right fecking mess with the pastry | |||
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"Morning all, anyone want some of this awful snow we’ve got. X " No thanks - the rabbit would wonder what was going on
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"Morning all, anyone want some of this awful snow we’ve got. X No thanks - the rabbit would wonder what was going on
You are doing such a good job looking after it "Damn some sucker is going to want it x | |||
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"Morning all, anyone want some of this awful snow we’ve got. X No thanks - the rabbit would wonder what was going on
You are doing such a good job looking after it
Damn some sucker is going to want it x "There are a bunch of folk whining about no snow - flutter your eyelashes at them | |||
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"Morning gang Morning
I think most of them are delicate"Oh dear
My “first thing to make me feel Christmassy” event (The Reading Toy Run) has been cancelled because of the weather  hundreds of bikers dress up and decorate their bikes and deliver toys to a local Barnado’s. | |||
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"Morning gang Morning
I think most of them are delicate
Oh dear
My “first thing to make me feel Christmassy” event (The Reading Toy Run) has been cancelled because of the weather hundreds of bikers dress up and decorate their bikes and deliver toys to a local Barnado’s."Oh that’s a shame isn’t it? Youll have to find something else to make you feel festive | |||
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"Morning gang Morning
I think most of them are delicate
Oh dear
My “first thing to make me feel Christmassy” event (The Reading Toy Run) has been cancelled because of the weather hundreds of bikers dress up and decorate their bikes and deliver toys to a local Barnado’s."That's a shame, such a great thing to do. | |||
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"Morning gang Morning
I think most of them are delicate
Oh dear
My “first thing to make me feel Christmassy” event (The Reading Toy Run) has been cancelled because of the weather hundreds of bikers dress up and decorate their bikes and deliver toys to a local Barnado’s.
Oh that’s a shame isn’t it? Youll have to find something else to make you feel festive "Hmm, we were going to go along for an hour to break up the monotony of the pre-Christmas deep clean | |||
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"Morning gang Morning
I think most of them are delicate
Oh dear
My “first thing to make me feel Christmassy” event (The Reading Toy Run) has been cancelled because of the weather hundreds of bikers dress up and decorate their bikes and deliver toys to a local Barnado’s.
Oh that’s a shame isn’t it? Youll have to find something else to make you feel festive
Hmm, we were going to go along for an hour to break up the monotony of the pre-Christmas deep clean "Oh that’s not good, no fun to be had doing the deep clean! Run for the hills | |||
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My power keeps going intermittently so I'm not fully caffeinated yet this morning
Oi Mistress... I'll have you know I'm a very tidy baker... No mess!!! But I've been known to eat ring donuts in a very very messy way.... In fact I think I'll treat myself next week if my victim is available | |||
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"Morning gang Morning
I think most of them are delicate
Oh dear
My “first thing to make me feel Christmassy” event (The Reading Toy Run) has been cancelled because of the weather hundreds of bikers dress up and decorate their bikes and deliver toys to a local Barnado’s.
Oh that’s a shame isn’t it? Youll have to find something else to make you feel festive
Hmm, we were going to go along for an hour to break up the monotony of the pre-Christmas deep clean
Oh that’s not good, no fun to be had doing the deep clean! Run for the hills "Actually my festive weekend has been a bit of a disaster. Despite a gale force 10 cold, I still decided to go to my Christmas do on Friday. I’m practically all ready, but struggling with the zip at the back of my full length dress, popped to the neighbours to ask her to do it for me and she broke the zip and I couldn’t wear the dress | |||
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