FabSwingers.com forum: I finally know how the guys feel... :-p

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s probably down to your action shot pictures.

You’re on here as a single female and you dare to have pictures of you having a wonderful time with other men.... shame on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek* "

Get some Cock pics from us and attach to your next messages you will get quick reply..

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Close up dripping cream pie pics are the order of the day..

If you didn't attach one of those, that'll be why you got no response...

I do hope he has blocked you to for such a violation of his inbox!! I

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By *ronj1Man
over a year ago

Galway

Well all I can say he must be mad not to reply

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Only 1 way to find out mail me said vag shots and see if I reply

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I hear radish butt plug pics are all the rage these days

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Probably another couple pretending to be a single male.

Said nobody ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s probably down to your action shot pictures.

You’re on here as a single female and you dare to have pictures of you having a wonderful time with other men.... shame on you.

I’m nailing the ‘hussy look’

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Your welcome to mail me. Think my keyboard works and would be able to reply.

Fantastic action shot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Close up dripping cream pie pics are the order of the day..

If you didn't attach one of those, that'll be why you got no response...

I do hope he has blocked you to for such a violation of his inbox!! I

After I get over the devastation of this, I’ll sort out some cream pies.

That’ll teach him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they're a Forumite I'd say the message may have come across as somewhat condescending and hypocritical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Close up dripping cream pie pics are the order of the day..

If you didn't attach one of those, that'll be why you got no response...

I do hope he has blocked you to for such a violation of his inbox!! I

After I get over the devastation of this, I’ll sort out some cream pies.

That’ll teach him

Need any help with that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only 1 way to find out mail me said vag shots and see if I reply

Did you want the cream pie version?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they're a Forumite I'd say the message may have come across as somewhat condescending and hypocritical."

They’re not.

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

He is probably still in a state of shock

A woman msg a guy without warning ?

omg

what is the world coming too

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek* "

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

He is probably still in a state of shock

A woman msg a guy without warning ?

omg

what is the world coming too

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek* "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of T.V remote and deodorant tin to show depth probably caused the lack of reply

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

If you can't pull BG we all may as well give up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps he wanted a BBW? You are far too skinny for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they're a Forumite I'd say the message may have come across as somewhat condescending and hypocritical.

They’re not."

I know some women on here would find this as fantasy but maybe he just didn't like what he saw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lack of T.V remote and deodorant tin to show depth probably caused the lack of reply

Haha

I may set a new trend and use my little Apple remote.

It’s tiny!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I think you should get over it and accept you’re unwanted. Just get off with the next bloke who messages you

Hang on until I send this message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they're a Forumite I'd say the message may have come across as somewhat condescending and hypocritical.

They’re not.

I know some women on here would find this as fantasy but maybe he just didn't like what he saw."

I know, but like....how dare he! Fanny wins on here, right?

(For those who don’t know me. Sarcasm is key!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you remember to get the toilet in the frame?

A well appointed floater helps too.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If your local supermarket has run out of radishes, you could always upsize to a beetroot

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Giving up so soon? You have learned nothing have you? *Shakes head*

Perseverance is key to success. You need to bombard your prey with messages. At first flirtatious, then pleading before finally hurling cheap insults.

Lastly, don't forget to block him.

Happy to help.

You have not been charged for this advice.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Only 1 way to find out mail me said vag shots and see if I reply

Did you want the cream pie version?"

Only if it's mine and live

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Surely you kept messaging him until he blocked you?

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Probably still in shock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I got the message. It's here in my inbox.

Glowing yellow. I thought my dogs had got out in the snow!

But it's never happened before.

What do I do now

And now I read your thread. That tongue... it's in the wrong place

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek* "

Not even close with only one mail read and ignored, let us know when you reach the 30 mark, then you may be in the ballpark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us are very picky and not every hole is a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beats me, my messages don't even get read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek* "

Message again and tell him you're not sure if he didn't read your message, or read it and forgot to reply, so you'd message again just in case. If he fails to respond to that one too, then tell him that it's rude not to reply, even if it's just a 'no thank you' you were polite enough to randomly message him, hoping for a casual fuck after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'd just get filed under B1N due to its lack of vag' pic'. There's your mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BG u need to get some pics of u deep throating a sausage lol or taking a bottle of up the vaj lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe his battery went in his phone.

Maybe he's a virgin.

Maybe he likes men

Maybe he's just insane as your beautiful so don't take his silence as your not appealing because your quite the opposite x

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Set up a new profile and try again!! Different approach though... Something along the lines of "wanna fuck?" Definitely no more than 1 sentence... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BG faf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some of us are very picky and not every hole is a goal

Men with standards, I thought they were mythical creatures. Like unicorns.

Who knew?!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Some of us are very picky and not every hole is a goal

Men with standards, I thought they were mythical creatures. Like unicorns.

Who knew?!

You've met 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek*

I completely forgot the follow up mails.

I can attach 15 vaj pics.

Winning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe his battery went in his phone.

Maybe he's a virgin.

Maybe he likes men

Maybe he's just insane as your beautiful so don't take his silence as your not appealing because your quite the opposite x "

I’ll bet you it’s the battery thing! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

BG faf?

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe his battery went in his phone.

Maybe he's a virgin.

Maybe he likes men

Maybe he's just insane as your beautiful so don't take his silence as your not appealing because your quite the opposite x "

This sounds close to misandry. How dare a man have standards and refuse to respond receptively to a woman?

The fact of the matter is that he wasn't attracted to her. Funny how us men should shut our mouths and move on but when it happens to a woman there's a whole post about it and he must be a "virgin" or "insane"

What is this world coming to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Set up a new profile and try again!! Different approach though... Something along the lines of "wanna fuck?" Definitely no more than 1 sentence... x"

My second sentence may have confused things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe his battery went in his phone.

Maybe he's a virgin.

Maybe he likes men

Maybe he's just insane as your beautiful so don't take his silence as your not appealing because your quite the opposite x

This sounds close to misandry. How dare a man have standards and refuse to respond receptively to a woman?

What is this world coming to. "

Do you get what ‘tongue in cheek’ means?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't reply to a lot of messages, I'm just lazy. Maybe he's lazy too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe his battery went in his phone.

Maybe he's a virgin.

Maybe he likes men

Maybe he's just insane as your beautiful so don't take his silence as your not appealing because your quite the opposite x

This sounds close to misandry. How dare a man have standards and refuse to respond receptively to a woman?

What is this world coming to.

Do you get what ‘tongue in cheek’ means?"

Clearly not bothered to read it all.

Now, are we fucking or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe his battery went in his phone.

Maybe he's a virgin.

Maybe he likes men

Maybe he's just insane as your beautiful so don't take his silence as your not appealing because your quite the opposite x

This sounds close to misandry. How dare a man have standards and refuse to respond receptively to a woman?

What is this world coming to. "

I'm guessing that a little dry humour is completely lost on you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek* "

I got bored of reading half way through your post

FAF and you can give me the key points while you make my post-sex sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe his battery went in his phone.

Maybe he's a virgin.

Maybe he likes men

Maybe he's just insane as your beautiful so don't take his silence as your not appealing because your quite the opposite x

This sounds close to misandry. How dare a man have standards and refuse to respond receptively to a woman?

What is this world coming to. "

I think of you read between the lines she was just saying it in jest and having a joke about the situation and my virgin and insane comment was also meant the same way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe his battery went in his phone.

Maybe he's a virgin.

Maybe he likes men

Maybe he's just insane as your beautiful so don't take his silence as your not appealing because your quite the opposite x

This sounds close to misandry. How dare a man have standards and refuse to respond receptively to a woman?

What is this world coming to.

I'm guessing that a little dry humour is completely lost on you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps he thought you were being a bit forward by using humour in the first message.

Try a simple hi or how are you? As an ice breaker. 2 lines is quite a lot to digest out of the blue like that and could be seen as being pushy.

Don't send a face pic either, we like the mystery... I think? Or is it because it doesn't matter as we'd fuck anything? I really can't remember.

Oh, you can up your chances of a reply by blanket bombing every man's inbox within a 300 mile radius.

Hope that was helpful op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe his battery went in his phone.

Maybe he's a virgin.

Maybe he likes men

Maybe he's just insane as your beautiful so don't take his silence as your not appealing because your quite the opposite x

This sounds close to misandry. How dare a man have standards and refuse to respond receptively to a woman?

What is this world coming to.

I'm guessing that a little dry humour is completely lost on you then

Can't help but think the humour was to disguise seriousness. I need to get laid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures! "

Some of us like to be romanced actually

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures! "
especially the ones google reverse show to be from the inter web.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek* "

Most of my mails are two lines and sarcastic. Is this where I'm going wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures!

Some of us like to be romanced actually

Oh right, think I missed that page in the manual. Candles are romantic right? So action shots/vag shots with candlelight? Better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures! especially the ones google reverse show to be from the inter web. "

None of mine are from the t’internet!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What's the stock reply to single men ? Oh yeah .......

It's not dial a fuck here you know dear. Not everyone will fancy you. The men here are not whores who will drop their underpants just because you want a fuck. So just let it go and stop whining in the forum. Keep positive and keep trying. Someone will reply to you in the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just not that into you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek*

Get some Cock pics from us and attach to your next messages you will get quick reply..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he wasn't 6ft plus?

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

None of mine are from the t’internet! "
didnt meant you ! Meant the pics you were talking about ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the stock reply to single men ? Oh yeah .......

Haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe he wasn't 6ft plus? "

Doubtful he would have known that. It would mean reading the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures!

Some of us like to be romanced actually

Oh right, think I missed that page in the manual. Candles are romantic right? So action shots/vag shots with candlelight? Better?

I love a good smelly candle, if it's illuminating a pretty little vag then all the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures!

Some of us like to be romanced actually

Oh right, think I missed that page in the manual. Candles are romantic right? So action shots/vag shots with candlelight? Better?

I love a good smelly candle, if it's illuminating a pretty little vag then all the better

See I have all the good ideas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures!

Some of us like to be romanced actually

Oh right, think I missed that page in the manual. Candles are romantic right? So action shots/vag shots with candlelight? Better?

I love a good smelly candle, if it's illuminating a pretty little vag then all the better

See I have all the good ideas!

I'll supply the candle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures!

Some of us like to be romanced actually

Oh right, think I missed that page in the manual. Candles are romantic right? So action shots/vag shots with candlelight? Better?

I love a good smelly candle, if it's illuminating a pretty little vag then all the better

See I have all the good ideas!

I'll supply the candle..."

Oh great, that’d be of great help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures!

Some of us like to be romanced actually

Oh right, think I missed that page in the manual. Candles are romantic right? So action shots/vag shots with candlelight? Better?

I love a good smelly candle, if it's illuminating a pretty little vag then all the better

See I have all the good ideas!

I'll supply the candle...

Oh great, that’d be of great help! "

Well I can't do much about the vag can I!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures!

Some of us like to be romanced actually

Oh right, think I missed that page in the manual. Candles are romantic right? So action shots/vag shots with candlelight? Better?

I love a good smelly candle, if it's illuminating a pretty little vag then all the better

See I have all the good ideas!

I'll supply the candle...

Oh great, that’d be of great help!

Well I can't do much about the vag can I!"
why what’s up my vag? Cheeky fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures!

Some of us like to be romanced actually

Oh right, think I missed that page in the manual. Candles are romantic right? So action shots/vag shots with candlelight? Better?

I love a good smelly candle, if it's illuminating a pretty little vag then all the better

See I have all the good ideas!

I'll supply the candle...

Oh great, that’d be of great help!

Well I can't do much about the vag can I! why what’s up my vag? Cheeky fecker

I don't know, what is up your vag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps he thought you were being a bit forward by using humour in the first message.

Try a simple hi or how are you? As an ice breaker. 2 lines is quite a lot to digest out of the blue like that and could be seen as being pushy.

Don't send a face pic either, we like the mystery... I think? Or is it because it doesn't matter as we'd fuck anything? I really can't remember.

Oh, you can up your chances of a reply by blanket bombing every man's inbox within a 300 mile radius.

Hope that was helpful op"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures!

Some of us like to be romanced actually

Oh right, think I missed that page in the manual. Candles are romantic right? So action shots/vag shots with candlelight? Better?

I love a good smelly candle, if it's illuminating a pretty little vag then all the better

See I have all the good ideas!

I'll supply the candle...

Oh great, that’d be of great help!

Well I can't do much about the vag can I! why what’s up my vag? Cheeky fecker

I don't know, what is up your vag?"

Nothing is up with my vag! Just supply the candle!

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over a year ago

"Now come on you know that you need to attach bareback action shots claiming them to be an ex partner and totally have their permission to post the pictures!

Some of us like to be romanced actually

Oh right, think I missed that page in the manual. Candles are romantic right? So action shots/vag shots with candlelight? Better?

I love a good smelly candle, if it's illuminating a pretty little vag then all the better

See I have all the good ideas!

I'll supply the candle...

Oh great, that’d be of great help!

Well I can't do much about the vag can I! why what’s up my vag? Cheeky fecker

I don't know, what is up your vag?

Nothing is up with my vag! Just supply the candle!

I'm sure nothing is up with your vag, I presume it's perfectly healthy. I was querying what was up your vag? Maybe the candle light will reveal all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek*

Most of my mails are two lines and sarcastic. Is this where I'm going wrong?

Lies! You do the romantic, over complimenting shite!

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over a year ago

"It’s probably down to your action shot pictures.

You’re on here as a single female and you dare to have pictures of you having a wonderful time with other men.... shame on you.

I’m nailing the ‘hussy look’

It’s about time you nailed us

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek*

Most of my mails are two lines and sarcastic. Is this where I'm going wrong?

Lies! You do the romantic, over complimenting shite!

Give your mum her phone back!

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over a year ago

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek*

Most of my mails are two lines and sarcastic. Is this where I'm going wrong?

Lies! You do the romantic, over complimenting shite!

Give your mum her phone back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek*

Most of my mails are two lines and sarcastic. Is this where I'm going wrong?

Lies! You do the romantic, over complimenting shite!

Give your mum her phone back!

Bite me

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over a year ago

"It’s probably down to your action shot pictures.

You’re on here as a single female and you dare to have pictures of you having a wonderful time with other men.... shame on you.

I’m nailing the ‘hussy look’

It’s about time you nailed us

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, I feel your pain and can now sympathise with your very real struggle on Fab.

I’ve had my first non response. My pervy radar picked up a hottie yesterday. Popped him a mail, a winning mail (two line jokey/flirty. The exact opposite to the advice we give the men here

), read and well, silence

Now, serious question, do you think it’s because I didn’t attach a variety of vaj pics?

Your advice and input will be much appreciated.

*tongue firmly in cheek*

Most of my mails are two lines and sarcastic. Is this where I'm going wrong?

Lies! You do the romantic, over complimenting shite!

Give your mum her phone back!

Bite me

Can I please, I can’t promise not to bruise though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he is fab 'straight'

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By *hocolate_HeavenMan
over a year ago

Birmingham and Dubai

Good looking women on fab inundated with messages

Good looking guy on fab inundated with messages?

Stands to reason

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By *ed PlanetCouple
over a year ago

Beautiful East Yorkshire

"It’s probably down to your action shot pictures.

You’re on here as a single female and you dare to have pictures of you having a wonderful time with other men.... shame on you.

I’m nailing the ‘hussy look’

It’s about time you nailed us

I agree

We’d love to cum to the party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id happily cum inside you BG

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Some of us are very picky and not every hole is a goal

Men with standards, I thought they were mythical creatures. Like unicorns.

Who knew?!

I've seen many men with standards, mainly guys on trains coming home from work.. they all seem to have them.

And there's usually a guy outside the station who has lots of standards shouting "standard, standard, get ya evening standard ere"...

So it really isn't as uncommon as you think..

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