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By *oubyLover OP   Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I’ve got my tree out to put up and it has 5 legs but 4 places to insert them. Has something nefarious happened in my cupboard since last Christmas

And now my cat is trying to eat the tree. It’s plastic

It’s a very strange day so far in my world...any better elsewhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of its legs must be a willy.

That's the best I've got, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me deleting my own comment!

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

The fifth leg is to take with you on a night out drinking so you don't get legless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of its legs must be a willy.

That's the best I've got, sorry "

Brilliant!!!

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford


"I’ve got my tree out to put up and it has 5 legs but 4 places to insert them. Has something nefarious happened in my cupboard since last Christmas

And now my cat is trying to eat the tree. It’s plastic

It’s a very strange day so far in my world...any better elsewhere? "

That's a usual day on our house

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By *oubyLover OP   Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"One of its legs must be a willy.

That's the best I've got, sorry

Brilliant!!! "

If I put it down my trousers smiled at you and said faf, would ya?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I’ve got my tree out to put up and it has 5 legs but 4 places to insert them. Has something nefarious happened in my cupboard since last Christmas

And now my cat is trying to eat the tree. It’s plastic

It’s a very strange day so far in my world...any better elsewhere? "

It's a swingers tree, try inserting two into one hole

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By *oubyLover OP   Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I’ve got my tree out to put up and it has 5 legs but 4 places to insert them. Has something nefarious happened in my cupboard since last Christmas

And now my cat is trying to eat the tree. It’s plastic

It’s a very strange day so far in my world...any better elsewhere?

It's a swingers tree, try inserting two into one hole "

I’d hate to leave the other three out.

Oh you mean into the Christmas tree hole...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

What doesn't make sense to me... Technology!

I'm a complete technophobe, and right now - Doing battle with my WiFi printer that won't connect to my phone to print off all my ClubCard vouchers I've been saving all year!

Bah Humbug!

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By *oubyLover OP   Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

If the tree is fibre optic and the cat keeps chomping, will she get electrocuted?

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"One of its legs must be a willy.

That's the best I've got, sorry "

Surplus to requirement.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I’ve got my tree out to put up and it has 5 legs but 4 places to insert them. Has something nefarious happened in my cupboard since last Christmas

And now my cat is trying to eat the tree. It’s plastic

It’s a very strange day so far in my world...any better elsewhere?

It's a swingers tree, try inserting two into one hole

I’d hate to leave the other three out.

Oh you mean into the Christmas tree hole...

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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"I’ve got my tree out to put up and it has 5 legs but 4 places to insert them. Has something nefarious happened in my cupboard since last Christmas

And now my cat is trying to eat the tree. It’s plastic

It’s a very strange day so far in my world...any better elsewhere? "
send the extra here. 5 slots, 4 legs lol

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