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The crazy crazy lounge thread Part 68

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As you were

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well someone had to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done

You can stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done

You can stay "

Cheers mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell it's cold...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boom!"

There you are

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Well someone had to do it "

Errrrrr you finished the last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell it's cold..."

And the NSS award for this thread goes to...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Well someone had to do it "

How is it not the Feckin crazy Lounge chat thread??

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Well someone had to do it

How is it not the Feckin crazy Lounge chat thread?? "

I so read that in your accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boom!

There you are "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well someone had to do it

How is it not the Feckin crazy Lounge chat thread?? "

Feck me I fecking forgot that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell it's cold...

And the NSS award for this thread goes to...

"

I'd like to thank....I love you all

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Well someone had to do it

How is it not the Feckin crazy Lounge chat thread??

Feck me I fecking forgot that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well someone had to do it

How is it not the Feckin crazy Lounge chat thread??

Feck me I fecking forgot that "

Do it next fecking time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well someone had to do it

How is it not the Feckin crazy Lounge chat thread??

Feck me I fecking forgot that

"

People have been blocked for far less then 3 of them feckers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well someone had to do it

How is it not the Feckin crazy Lounge chat thread??

Feck me I fecking forgot that

Do it next fecking time."

Aye but I've got to catch them on the fecking hop again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well someone had to do it

How is it not the Feckin crazy Lounge chat thread??

Feck me I fecking forgot that

Do it next fecking time.

Aye but I've got to catch them on the fecking hop again "

Fecking hop? Is that a northern ale?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

has anyone seen karloff ive lost him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well someone had to do it

How is it not the Feckin crazy Lounge chat thread??

Feck me I fecking forgot that

Do it next fecking time.

Aye but I've got to catch them on the fecking hop again

Fecking hop? Is that a northern ale?"

Blonde Fecking Hop I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well someone had to do it

How is it not the Feckin crazy Lounge chat thread??

Feck me I fecking forgot that

Do it next fecking time.

Aye but I've got to catch them on the fecking hop again

Fecking hop? Is that a northern ale?"

Nah that's a firkin of hop up here...we know how to drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"has anyone seen karloff ive lost him "

Jim done a fecking runner now _oddy...he's still getting over nigel ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has anyone seen karloff ive lost him

Jim done a fecking runner now _oddy...he's still getting over nigel ffs "

Who's Nigel?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"has anyone seen karloff ive lost him

Jim done a fecking runner now _oddy...he's still getting over nigel ffs

Who's Nigel?!"

The donkey...he likes carrots

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"has anyone seen karloff ive lost him

Jim done a fecking runner now _oddy...he's still getting over nigel ffs

Who's Nigel?!

The donkey...he likes carrots "
and curry makes him fart though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"has anyone seen karloff ive lost him

Jim done a fecking runner now _oddy...he's still getting over nigel ffs

Who's Nigel?!

The donkey...he likes carrots and curry makes him fart though"

Feck me I'm forgetting which thread I'm on ffs

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"has anyone seen karloff ive lost him

Jim done a fecking runner now _oddy...he's still getting over nigel ffs

Who's Nigel?!

The donkey...he likes carrots and curry makes him fart though

Feck me I'm forgetting which thread I'm on ffs"

I think I’m up to speed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has anyone seen karloff ive lost him

Jim done a fecking runner now _oddy...he's still getting over nigel ffs

Who's Nigel?!

The donkey...he likes carrots and curry makes him fart though

Feck me I'm forgetting which thread I'm on ffs"

Which planet more like

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"has anyone seen karloff ive lost him

Jim done a fecking runner now _oddy...he's still getting over nigel ffs

Who's Nigel?!

The donkey...he likes carrots and curry makes him fart though

Feck me I'm forgetting which thread I'm on ffs

Which planet more like "

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’ve got some Fab socks, they have llamas on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow it's like a 60s acid trip in here

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I’ve got some Fab socks, they have llamas on them "
i saw them in new look

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Well someone had to do it

How is it not the Feckin crazy Lounge chat thread??

I so read that in your accent "

Ha! Its funny but after the first social I started hearing all your voices and accents in my head when reading posts or messages..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow it's like a 60s acid trip in here "

Try the strictly thread...you'll get fecking dizzy there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow it's like a 60s acid trip in here

Try the strictly thread...you'll get fecking dizzy there"

I can't cope...acid and dancing...I'll be dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got some Fab socks, they have llamas on them i saw them in new look"

Did you spot any good holdups there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow it's like a 60s acid trip in here

Try the strictly thread...you'll get fecking dizzy there

I can't cope...acid and dancing...I'll be dead "

You wont know what the fecks hit you with _oddys planned social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow it's like a 60s acid trip in here

Try the strictly thread...you'll get fecking dizzy there

I can't cope...acid and dancing...I'll be dead

You wont know what the fecks hit you with _oddys planned social "

Its hypnotic...my eyes are like lead

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’ve got some Fab socks, they have llamas on them i saw them in new look"

I found these in M&S, made me laugh

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’ve got some Fab socks, they have llamas on them i saw them in new look

Did you spot any good holdups there?"

Why would I be looking at them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has anyone seen karloff ive lost him

Jim done a fecking runner now _oddy...he's still getting over nigel ffs

Who's Nigel?!

The donkey...he likes carrots "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got some Fab socks, they have llamas on them i saw them in new look

Did you spot any good holdups there?

Why would I be looking at them? "

Was asking fecking _oddy ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I’ve got some Fab socks, they have llamas on them i saw them in new look

Did you spot any good holdups there?"
no the one i was in wasnt being robbed

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Donkey? Holdups? What thread am I on?

I’ll have a latte please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Donkey? Holdups? What thread am I on?

I’ll have a latte please "

Coming up

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Donkey? Holdups? What thread am I on?

I’ll have a latte please

Coming up "
ooo a coconut latte please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Donkey? Holdups? What thread am I on?

I’ll have a latte please

Coming up ooo a coconut latte please"

Gorgeous coconut ... how exotic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Donkey? Holdups? What thread am I on?

I’ll have a latte please

Coming up ooo a coconut latte please

Gorgeous coconut ... how exotic "

Bugger I ain't got none...but can manage a drop of vanilla

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Donkey? Holdups? What thread am I on?

I’ll have a latte please

Coming up ooo a coconut latte please

Gorgeous coconut ... how exotic

Bugger I ain't got none...but can manage a drop of vanilla "

The smell of coconut always makes me hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Donkey? Holdups? What thread am I on?

I’ll have a latte please

Coming up ooo a coconut latte please

Gorgeous coconut ... how exotic

Bugger I ain't got none...but can manage a drop of vanilla

The smell of coconut always makes me hungry "

Stick with vanilla girl....but only for coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone tending bar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone tending bar? "

Just the coffee bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk no sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar "

Irish coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee? "

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Milk no sugar please "

Latte?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours"

An Irish coffee sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours"

I brought my own cup

*pulls giant unicorn mug out of right bra cup*

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"has anyone seen karloff ive lost him

Jim done a fecking runner now _oddy...he's still getting over nigel ffs

Who's Nigel?!

The donkey...he likes carrots and curry makes him fart though"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours

An Irish coffee sounds good "

And a cup for this fine lady

*pulls unicorn mug from other bra cup*

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wow it's like a 60s acid trip in here

Try the strictly thread...you'll get fecking dizzy there"

Shut up!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Donkey? Holdups? What thread am I on?

I’ll have a latte please "

Nescafe for me....it's going to be a long night....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours

An Irish coffee sounds good

And a cup for this fine lady

*pulls unicorn mug from other bra cup* "

Ooooer it’s still warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours

I brought my own cup

*pulls giant unicorn mug out of right bra cup*"

Pass it over then...there'll be no need to warm it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours

I brought my own cup

*pulls giant unicorn mug out of right bra cup*

Pass it over then...there'll be no need to warm it up "

Fanks sweetpea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours

An Irish coffee sounds good "

Bloody hell woman...you'll drink me out of house and home

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

oh ur awake then spose you had a fecken nap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow it's like a 60s acid trip in here

Try the strictly thread...you'll get fecking dizzy there

Shut up! "

Too much fecking twirling atm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours

I brought my own cup

*pulls giant unicorn mug out of right bra cup*

Pass it over then...there'll be no need to warm it up

Fanks sweetpea "

There you go..a drop of best Bushmills in it

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours

An Irish coffee sounds good

Bloody hell woman...you'll drink me out of house and home "

You know what I’m like with my coffees, just keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours

I brought my own cup

*pulls giant unicorn mug out of right bra cup*

Pass it over then...there'll be no need to warm it up

Fanks sweetpea

There you go..a drop of best Bushmills in it "

You're a good egg!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours

An Irish coffee sounds good

Bloody hell woman...you'll drink me out of house and home

You know what I’m like with my coffees, just keep them coming "

Bloody hell pass your cup back

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours

An Irish coffee sounds good

Bloody hell woman...you'll drink me out of house and home

You know what I’m like with my coffees, just keep them coming

Bloody hell pass your cup back "
call yourself a barista im still waiting for my latte

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyone tending bar?

Just the coffee bar

Irish coffee?

Hang on you know I only have 6 cups...so only one left after yours

An Irish coffee sounds good

Bloody hell woman...you'll drink me out of house and home

You know what I’m like with my coffees, just keep them coming

Bloody hell pass your cup back call yourself a barista im still waiting for my latte"

I'm waiting for my instant Nescafe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ffs here you two...a latte and a instant. .sugars on the bar.

Where's that brush ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ffs here you two...a latte and a instant. .sugars on the bar.

Where's that brush ffs"
its behind you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ffs here you two...a latte and a instant. .sugars on the bar.

Where's that brush ffs"

Up your 'nigel'

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Has the service improved in here overnight?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Has the service improved in here overnight? "

I got my Irish then nodded off

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Has the service improved in here overnight?

I got my Irish then nodded off "

I’ve been rudely awaken by a smoke alarm with a dodgy battery

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Has the service improved in here overnight?

I got my Irish then nodded off

I’ve been rudely awaken by a smoke alarm with a dodgy battery "

Unacceptable. At least it wasn’t me and MisterBee this time

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning ladies god what did she put in that coffee

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Has the service improved in here overnight?

I got my Irish then nodded off

I’ve been rudely awaken by a smoke alarm with a dodgy battery

Unacceptable. At least it wasn’t me and MisterBee this time "

Mute until 8 is a godsend, actually where is he?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"morning ladies god what did she put in that coffee

"

Morning, this is the only place I get called a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning ... latte for me please if there's one going?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Has the service improved in here overnight?

I got my Irish then nodded off

I’ve been rudely awaken by a smoke alarm with a dodgy battery

Unacceptable. At least it wasn’t me and MisterBee this time

Mute until 8 is a godsend, actually where is he? "

You muted me?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Morning ... latte for me please if there's one going? "

We’re waiting for Mistress to do the honours

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning ... latte for me please if there's one going?

We’re waiting for Mistress to do the honours "
ile pop to costa 4 lattes coming up

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Morning ... latte for me please if there's one going?

We’re waiting for Mistress to do the honours ile pop to costa 4 lattes coming up"

You are a superstar

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Morning ... latte for me please if there's one going?

We’re waiting for Mistress to do the honours ile pop to costa 4 lattes coming up"

Hang on I don’t like coffee

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Has the service improved in here overnight?

I got my Irish then nodded off

I’ve been rudely awaken by a smoke alarm with a dodgy battery

Unacceptable. At least it wasn’t me and MisterBee this time

Mute until 8 is a godsend, actually where is he?

You muted me? "

Noooooo I wouldn’t dare

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Has the service improved in here overnight?

I got my Irish then nodded off

I’ve been rudely awaken by a smoke alarm with a dodgy battery

Unacceptable. At least it wasn’t me and MisterBee this time

Mute until 8 is a godsend, actually where is he?

You muted me?

Noooooo I wouldn’t dare "

You know you’ll just wake up to a whole load of messages ... me having a conversation with myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has the service improved in here overnight?

I got my Irish then nodded off "

I wasnt long after...twas a busy night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... latte for me please if there's one going?

We’re waiting for Mistress to do the honours "

I'm patient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... latte for me please if there's one going?

We’re waiting for Mistress to do the honours ile pop to costa 4 lattes coming up"

Even better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has the service improved in here overnight?

I got my Irish then nodded off

I’ve been rudely awaken by a smoke alarm with a dodgy battery "

Get the free ones off your Fire brigade

They have long life built in batteries

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"morning ladies god what did she put in that coffee

"

Had a bit of brandy in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning ... latte for me please if there's one going?

We’re waiting for Mistress to do the honours "

I'm here.."waves"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning ... latte for me please if there's one going?

We’re waiting for Mistress to do the honours

I'm here.."waves""

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... latte for me please if there's one going?

We’re waiting for Mistress to do the honours

I'm here.."waves""

*waves back*

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning ... latte for me please if there's one going?

We’re waiting for Mistress to do the honours

I'm here.."waves""
why are ya waving ya bloomers we can fecking hear ya cussing away

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Has the service improved in here overnight?

I got my Irish then nodded off

I’ve been rudely awaken by a smoke alarm with a dodgy battery

Get the free ones off your Fire brigade

They have long life built in batteries "

These are mains ones it’s the backup battery

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Has the service improved in here overnight?

I got my Irish then nodded off

I’ve been rudely awaken by a smoke alarm with a dodgy battery

Unacceptable. At least it wasn’t me and MisterBee this time

Mute until 8 is a godsend, actually where is he?

You muted me?

Noooooo I wouldn’t dare

You know you’ll just wake up to a whole load of messages ... me having a conversation with myself "

Tell me about it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

comes back with 3 lattes and a brew for pink

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"comes back with 3 lattes and a brew for pink"

Awwwwww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"comes back with 3 lattes and a brew for pink"

You're an angel ... I'll get out of bed now to drink it ... thanks

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"comes back with 3 lattes and a brew for pink

You're an angel ... I'll get out of bed now to drink it ... thanks "

I’m not moving I’m all comfy and warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"comes back with 3 lattes and a brew for pink"

Where the feck is mine

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Good morning! Room for a little one?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good morning! Room for a little one? "

Always! hello lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admit it - we’re all just waiting for 69 aren’t we?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"comes back with 3 lattes and a brew for pink

Where the feck is mine "
you wernt here when i wented spose i gotta go again

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Admit it - we’re all just waiting for 69 aren’t we?"

Nah I can’t concentrate

Oh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"comes back with 3 lattes and a brew for pink

Where the feck is mine you wernt here when i wented spose i gotta go again"

Double shot latte _oddy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Admit it - we’re all just waiting for 69 aren’t we?"

Is that a low budget flake icecream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody fancy bringing me a cuppa of tea in bed?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Anybody fancy bringing me a cuppa of tea in bed? "

I need bacon now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody fancy bringing me a cuppa of tea in bed?

I need bacon now "

I’ve got bacon

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Anybody fancy bringing me a cuppa of tea in bed?

I need bacon now

I’ve got bacon "

All round to yours then

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anybody fancy bringing me a cuppa of tea in bed?

I need bacon now

I’ve got bacon "

Fancy bring some to Preston mate

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Ooo... Bacon butty on fresh white bread with butter and a swipe of tomato ketchup... Perfectly accompanied by a large mug of black tea... Its times like this when I wish I could afford servants

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody fancy bringing me a cuppa of tea in bed?

I need bacon now

I’ve got bacon

All round to yours then "

Haha yeah but I’m not cooking!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Ooo... Bacon butty on fresh white bread with butter and a swipe of tomato ketchup... Perfectly accompanied by a large mug of black tea... Its times like this when I wish I could afford servants "

Brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody fancy bringing me a cuppa of tea in bed?

I need bacon now

I’ve got bacon

Fancy bring some to Preston mate "

I can’t I’m afraid, I’ve got a busy day and I’m still laid in bed at minute!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Morning "

Morning

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning "

Hello lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo... Bacon butty on fresh white bread with butter and a swipe of tomato ketchup... Perfectly accompanied by a large mug of black tea... Its times like this when I wish I could afford servants

Brown sauce "

Ketchup!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I can hear kids outside in the snow on sledges

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Ooo... Bacon butty on fresh white bread with butter and a swipe of tomato ketchup... Perfectly accompanied by a large mug of black tea... Its times like this when I wish I could afford servants

Brown sauce

Ketchup! "

This is all wrong

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Anybody fancy bringing me a cuppa of tea in bed?

I need bacon now

I’ve got bacon

All round to yours then

Haha yeah but I’m not cooking! "

Someone has to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can hear kids outside in the snow on sledges "

No snow here

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anybody fancy bringing me a cuppa of tea in bed?

I need bacon now

I’ve got bacon

Fancy bring some to Preston mate

I can’t I’m afraid, I’ve got a busy day and I’m still laid in bed at minute! "

Pffft some mate you are

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I can hear kids outside in the snow on sledges

No snow here "

It's banging it down here so much so if it keeps going I'll be heading home while I stand a chance of getting there

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Ooo... Bacon butty on fresh white bread with butter and a swipe of tomato ketchup... Perfectly accompanied by a large mug of black tea... Its times like this when I wish I could afford servants

Brown sauce

Ketchup!

This is all wrong "

Sauce Wars!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Morning

Hello lovely "

Hello Babs, are you well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeerist it’s cold out.

I’ve gone full sumo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning

Hello lovely

Hello Babs, are you well?"

I am thank you. Hungry though and nobody to make me anything ...

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Keeerist it’s cold out.

I’ve gone full sumo"

Let me warm you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning

Hello lovely

Hello Babs, are you well?

I am thank you. Hungry though and nobody to make me anything ... "

Think I’m getting out of bed to cook bacon sandwiches

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Morning

Hello lovely

Hello Babs, are you well?

I am thank you. Hungry though and nobody to make me anything ... "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning

Hello lovely

Hello Babs, are you well?

I am thank you. Hungry though and nobody to make me anything ...

Think I’m getting out of bed to cook bacon sandwiches "

The call of the bacon ....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

passes round hot bacon rolls with sachet of sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"passes round hot bacon rolls with sachet of sauce "

Fecker....never done that on the no dancing thread

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"passes round hot bacon rolls with sachet of sauce

Fecker....never done that on the no dancing thread "
will you quit fecken moanin and clean this place up sprinkles glitter

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"passes round hot bacon rolls with sachet of sauce "

I think I love you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re bacon me hungry here

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Morning crazy gang...

In the words of Shakin Stevens.. "Snow is falling, all around me."

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

We need to get to 69, I’m in need

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to get to 69, I’m in need "

How many to go?

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn


"We need to get to 69, I’m in need "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to get to 69, I’m in need

How many to go?"

Just looked only 23 now...can I fecking start it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to get to 69, I’m in need "

Oooft

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'm cleaning like a whirlwind in preparation for putting up my decorations... I do love my open fire but OMFG the feckin dust everywhere!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm cleaning like a whirlwind in preparation for putting up my decorations... I do love my open fire but OMFG the feckin dust everywhere!!! "

Language woman

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"We need to get to 69, I’m in need

How many to go?

Just looked only 23 now...can I fecking start it? "

Like I could stop you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to get to 69, I’m in need

How many to go?

Just looked only 23 now...can I fecking start it?

Like I could stop you "

Haven't you got a hat pin?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"We need to get to 69, I’m in need

How many to go?

Just looked only 23 now...can I fecking start it?

Like I could stop you

Haven't you got a hat pin? "

To pop your balloon? Nope I’m not the bloody queen

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm cleaning like a whirlwind in preparation for putting up my decorations... I do love my open fire but OMFG the feckin dust everywhere!!!

Language woman "

She’s always like that

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I'm cleaning like a whirlwind in preparation for putting up my decorations... I do love my open fire but OMFG the feckin dust everywhere!!!

Language woman "

Apologies Mistress *hangs head in shame*

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Wonder if there's anything good on telly tonight?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I'm cleaning like a whirlwind in preparation for putting up my decorations... I do love my open fire but OMFG the feckin dust everywhere!!!

Language woman

She’s always like that "

Its part of my national identity!!! Didn't you know you have to drink and swear to own an Irish passport???

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"We need to get to 69, I’m in need

How many to go?

Just looked only 23 now...can I fecking start it?

Like I could stop you

Haven't you got a hat pin?

To pop your balloon? Nope I’m not the bloody queen "
curtsey to lady pink

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'm cleaning like a whirlwind in preparation for putting up my decorations... I do love my open fire but OMFG the feckin dust everywhere!!!

Language woman

She’s always like that

Its part of my national identity!!! Didn't you know you have to drink and swear to own an Irish passport??? "
:-

It's all part the craic|

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm cleaning like a whirlwind in preparation for putting up my decorations... I do love my open fire but OMFG the feckin dust everywhere!!!

Language woman

Apologies Mistress *hangs head in shame* "

Aw your fecking forgiven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to get to 69, I’m in need

How many to go?

Just looked only 23 now...can I fecking start it?

Like I could stop you

Haven't you got a hat pin?

To pop your balloon? Nope I’m not the bloody queen "

Don't you be fecking suggesting I'm a fecking queen ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonder if there's anything good on telly tonight? "

Feck all again

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I'm cleaning like a whirlwind in preparation for putting up my decorations... I do love my open fire but OMFG the feckin dust everywhere!!!

Language woman

Apologies Mistress *hangs head in shame*

Aw your fecking forgiven "

Thank you Mistress!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wonder if there's anything good on telly tonight?

Feck all again "

Tut.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm cleaning like a whirlwind in preparation for putting up my decorations... I do love my open fire but OMFG the feckin dust everywhere!!!

Language woman

She’s always like that

Its part of my national identity!!! Didn't you know you have to drink and swear to own an Irish passport??? :-

It's all part the craic|"

Better then clique though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm cleaning like a whirlwind in preparation for putting up my decorations... I do love my open fire but OMFG the feckin dust everywhere!!!

Language woman

Apologies Mistress *hangs head in shame*

Aw your fecking forgiven

Thank you Mistress! "

No problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonder if there's anything good on telly tonight?

Feck all again

Tut....... "

I know thank feck for kodi

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm cleaning like a whirlwind in preparation for putting up my decorations... I do love my open fire but OMFG the feckin dust everywhere!!!

Language woman

She’s always like that

Its part of my national identity!!! Didn't you know you have to drink and swear to own an Irish passport??? :-

It's all part the craic|

Better then clique though "

Oh no you said that word!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Done it enjoy pink

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