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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s a question for men, do you ask how tight the pussy is before meeting as you get asked what size is your cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would one measure how tight her pussy is and what unit would you expect her to use?

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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago

North Oxfordshire

I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 finger, 2 fingers, 3 fingers, fist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head."

You are wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would one measure how tight her pussy is and what unit would you expect her to use?"

It’s hands for horses so maybe cats eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How would one measure how tight her pussy is and what unit would you expect her to use?"

Good question there should be a measure..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size does it have to be to decline a meet with a woman?

*increases number of pelvic floor exercises immediately*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head."

I also suspect this

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"How would one measure how tight her pussy is and what unit would you expect her to use?

Good question there should be a measure.. "

What size remote control/deodorant can fits in it maybe?

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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago

North Oxfordshire


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

You are wrong "

Pretty sure I'm right.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"It’s a question for men, do you ask how tight the pussy is before meeting as you get asked what size is your cock?

"

We never ask either question and wouldn't answer them either.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I can honestly say no and never will.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head."

Brilliant lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can honestly say no and never will. "

What if you get asked the same question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the official guide when it comes to gauging pussy tightness ~ Holding a Sky remote up my chuff for at least a minute

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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago

North Oxfordshire

Ladies! I know the answer!

When you get your next smear test done, simply ask the doctor which size speculum they use. Then you have a measurement that you can give out to men should they ever ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remotes are so last year lucozade bottle on the other hand, now that’s a proper measurement

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

Maybe by the size of the animal you could fit in there

As in?

Small shrew is like 1 on the pussy scale

Up to elephant which is big with various animals of varying size filling in the middle

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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago

North Oxfordshire


"Maybe by the size of the animal you could fit in there

As in?

Small shrew is like 1 on the pussy scale

Up to elephant which is big with various animals of varying size filling in the middle "

Sorry, I'm vegan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head."

Hahaha so true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

You are wrong

Pretty sure I'm right."

Still wrong

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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago

North Oxfordshire


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

You are wrong

Pretty sure I'm right.

Still wrong "

When you ask women the question, what kind of response are you looking for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the official guide when it comes to gauging pussy tightness ~ Holding a Sky remote up my chuff for at least a minute "

We need an official guide.. I’m upto something here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

You are wrong

Pretty sure I'm right.

Still wrong

When you ask women the question, what kind of response are you looking for?"

Same response you get from guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

Hahaha so true! "

Says a guy with sock on his cock as profile pic

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

VALENTINES


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

You are wrong

Pretty sure I'm right.

Still wrong "

Naaa she's right

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"Maybe by the size of the animal you could fit in there

As in?

Small shrew is like 1 on the pussy scale

Up to elephant which is big with various animals of varying size filling in the middle

Sorry, I'm vegan... "

Haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

You are wrong

Pretty sure I'm right.

Still wrong

Naaa she's right "

Naaa I’m not regretting so she’s just assuming this one

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples.

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

VALENTINES


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

You are wrong

Pretty sure I'm right.

Still wrong

Naaa she's right

Naaa I’m not regretting so she’s just assuming this one "

Ah well I'll assume she right too lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all know vegetables are the official measurement tool.

Carrot = small

Cucumber = medium

Butternut squash = large

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

You are wrong

Pretty sure I'm right.

Still wrong

Naaa she's right

Naaa I’m not regretting so she’s just assuming this one

Ah well I'll assume she right too lol. "

I’m the only one with the fact then lol

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"We all know vegetables are the official measurement tool.

Carrot = small

Cucumber = medium

Butternut squash = large"

What about a pumpkin mahosive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all know vegetables are the official measurement tool.

Carrot = small

Cucumber = medium

Butternut squash = large"

There are flaws in that but good try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples. "

You can't really argue with that

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"We all know vegetables are the official measurement tool.

Carrot = small

Cucumber = medium

Butternut squash = large"

But what about the varying sizes of these vegetables?

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"We all know vegetables are the official measurement tool.

Carrot = small

Cucumber = medium

Butternut squash = large"

Fruit?

Grape

Apple

Pineapple

Watermelon

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"We all know vegetables are the official measurement tool.

Carrot = small

Cucumber = medium

Butternut squash = large

What about a pumpkin mahosive "

And I think I’m like carrot

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

VALENTINES


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

You are wrong

Pretty sure I'm right.

Still wrong

Naaa she's right

Naaa I’m not regretting so she’s just assuming this one

Ah well I'll assume she right too lol.

I’m the only one with the fact then lol "

hahaha - False News lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples. "

Big cats need a lot of chicken I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

Hahaha so true!

Says a guy with sock on his cock as profile pic "

What's that got to do with your stupid question?

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples.

You can't really argue with that "

I’m northern so tell it how it is

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples.

Big cats need a lot of chicken I guess "

Yep they get hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples.

You can't really argue with that

I’m northern so tell it how it is "

Nowt wrong with that lass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all know vegetables are the official measurement tool.

Carrot = small

Cucumber = medium

Butternut squash = large

What about a pumpkin mahosive "

You are really loving this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it has a doorbell and door knocker on the outside I'm feeling I may be inadequate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples.

You can't really argue with that

I’m northern so tell it how it is "

I like you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe by the size of the animal you could fit in there

As in?

Small shrew is like 1 on the pussy scale

Up to elephant which is big with various animals of varying size filling in the middle

Sorry, I'm vegan... "

In your case size of vegetable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

You are wrong

Pretty sure I'm right.

Still wrong

Naaa she's right

Naaa I’m not regretting so she’s just assuming this one

Ah well I'll assume she right too lol.

I’m the only one with the fact then lol

hahaha - False News lol. "

You are Like Donny Trump lol

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples.

You can't really argue with that

I’m northern so tell it how it is

I like you x"

Is that because of my big pussy, honesty or northerness?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"How would one measure how tight her pussy is and what unit would you expect her to use?"

Put a sky remote in...

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"We all know vegetables are the official measurement tool.

Carrot = small

Cucumber = medium

Butternut squash = large

What about a pumpkin mahosive

You are really loving this thread lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples.

You can't really argue with that

I’m northern so tell it how it is

I like you x

Is that because of my big pussy, honesty or northerness? "

As I can't verify one I'll go with the other two

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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago

North Oxfordshire


"I suspect that this is one of those questions that sounded better in his head.

You are wrong

Pretty sure I'm right.

Still wrong

When you ask women the question, what kind of response are you looking for?

Same response you get from guys "

So basically you want a woman to insert a ruler into their vagina and measure how deep it goes to the cervix?

What meaningful information does that give you?

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

How about kitchen utensils theirs no descrepancy on the sizes they are all much of a muchness.

Unlike animals or vegetable that differ a great deal in sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would one measure how tight her pussy is and what unit would you expect her to use?

Good question there should be a measure..

What size remote control/deodorant can fits in it maybe? "

Lolling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was asked that, I would have to answer that I have no idea, but now you're unlikely to ever find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in...

Reads thread...

Shakes head...

Slips out wondering if maybe I'm losing the plot..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know vegetables are the official measurement tool.

Carrot = small

Cucumber = medium

Butternut squash = large

But what about the varying sizes of these vegetables?"

Fair point! But even a small butternut squash is quite a sizeable veggie to be sticking up yer foof!

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"Wanders in...

Reads thread...

Shakes head...

Slips out wondering if maybe I'm losing the plot.."

Come back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples.

You can't really argue with that

I’m northern so tell it how it is

I like you x

Is that because of my big pussy, honesty or northerness? "

Northerness and honesty, in that order. I’ve seen your pics yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanders in...

Reads thread...

Shakes head...

Slips out wondering if maybe I'm losing the plot..

Come back "

And develop some sense of humour

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples.

You can't really argue with that

I’m northern so tell it how it is

I like you x

Is that because of my big pussy, honesty or northerness?

Northerness and honesty, in that order. I’ve seen your pics yet "

Well thank you. It’s not always appreciated but I’ll never change x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples.

You can't really argue with that

I’m northern so tell it how it is

I like you x

Is that because of my big pussy, honesty or northerness?

Northerness and honesty, in that order. I’ve seen your pics yet

Well thank you. It’s not always appreciated but I’ll never change x"

Meant to say I haven’t seen your pics yet

I like to say things the way they are too and you can tell it’s not appreciated by some of the comments on this thread.

I like you more now x

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples.

You can't really argue with that

I’m northern so tell it how it is

I like you x

Is that because of my big pussy, honesty or northerness?

Northerness and honesty, in that order. I’ve seen your pics yet

Well thank you. It’s not always appreciated but I’ll never change x

Meant to say I haven’t seen your pics yet

I like to say things the way they are too and you can tell it’s not appreciated by some of the comments on this thread.

I like you more now x"

To be honest I think it’s a fair question although not sure how we should measure it.

The one questioning if we should pop a ruler up and what would it achieve. Well you’d know if you were going to hurt someone if you hit the back. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a big pussy that’s why I like big cocks. Simples.

You can't really argue with that

I’m northern so tell it how it is

I like you x

Is that because of my big pussy, honesty or northerness?

Northerness and honesty, in that order. I’ve seen your pics yet

Well thank you. It’s not always appreciated but I’ll never change x

Meant to say I haven’t seen your pics yet

I like to say things the way they are too and you can tell it’s not appreciated by some of the comments on this thread.

I like you more now x

To be honest I think it’s a fair question although not sure how we should measure it.

The one questioning if we should pop a ruler up and what would it achieve. Well you’d know if you were going to hurt someone if you hit the back. X"

Or maybe the last big cock size? That’s a measure.. rulers aren’t going to get anybody wet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if you're not having a good run of using your fanny then it shrinks. I've gone up to a year without sex and even now it's been 4 months since I had any, once a month that first insertion of a tampax is a struggle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think if you're not having a good run of using your fanny then it shrinks. I've gone up to a year without sex and even now it's been 4 months since I had any, once a month that first insertion of a tampax is a struggle. "

I doubt you claims lol I ask the public to correct me if I’m wrong

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"It’s a question for men, do you ask how tight the pussy is before meeting as you get asked what size is your cock?

"

I never get asked how big mine is.

If i did I would say try it 'in' for size. And that's the same way i want to find out how grippy the lady is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think if you're not having a good run of using your fanny then it shrinks. I've gone up to a year without sex and even now it's been 4 months since I had any, once a month that first insertion of a tampax is a struggle. "

I agree but then using too much it gets sore and shrinks as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a question for men, do you ask how tight the pussy is before meeting as you get asked what size is your cock?

"

I'm lucky to be blessed where most pussies are tight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think if you're not having a good run of using your fanny then it shrinks. I've gone up to a year without sex and even now it's been 4 months since I had any, once a month that first insertion of a tampax is a struggle.

I agree but then using too much it gets sore and shrinks as well lol"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would suggest it's easier to ask a woman what size cock her pussy likes to accommodate, rather than trying to somehow measure said pussy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would suggest it's easier to ask a woman what size cock her pussy likes to accommodate, rather than trying to somehow measure said pussy. "

Please set and example by being the first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would suggest it's easier to ask a woman what size cock her pussy likes to accommodate, rather than trying to somehow measure said pussy.

Please set an example by being the first "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would suggest it's easier to ask a woman what size cock her pussy likes to accommodate, rather than trying to somehow measure said pussy.

Please set and example by being the first "

No problem. I enjoy girthy cocks of between 5 and 6.5"

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By *otcheshiremaleMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Size isn't important it's what you can do with it right lads and lasses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Size isn't important it's what you can do with it right lads and lasses?"

Where have you been dude? Welcome to the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe by the size of the animal you could fit in there

As in?

Small shrew is like 1 on the pussy scale

Up to elephant which is big with various animals of varying size filling in the middle

Sorry, I'm vegan... "

French been or marrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you describe the tightness of a vagina?

PSI (Pounds per Square Inch)?

Or would you prefer they tell you in laymen's terms. IE

"my pussy is so tight you could put a rock of carbon in there and retrieve a diamond later"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would suggest it's easier to ask a woman what size cock her pussy likes to accommodate, rather than trying to somehow measure said pussy.

Please set and example by being the first

No problem. I enjoy girthy cocks of between 5 and 6.5""

Thanks you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously OP if it don't fit, give it more time, lube or both and size really doesn't matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not as simple as the size of the pussy. It's about the penis to pussy ratio, so one measurement without the other is useless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not as simple as the size of the pussy. It's about the penis to pussy ratio, so one measurement without the other is useless."

No but it is enormously good fun to put it in and find out some research is best done without a spreadsheet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not as simple as the size of the pussy. It's about the penis to pussy ratio, so one measurement without the other is useless.

No but it is enormously good fun to put it in and find out some research is best done without a spreadsheet. "

I think if you wanna do something do it properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would suggest it's easier to ask a woman what size cock her pussy likes to accommodate, rather than trying to somehow measure said pussy.

Please set and example by being the first

No problem. I enjoy girthy cocks of between 5 and 6.5""

Never seen a profile stating 6.5 always 9+ lol

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