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The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, and 4 legged things. #35

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Nigel is in the building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigel is in the building "

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening _oddy and nigel

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Nigel is in the building "

Hurrah for Nigel, how is he now, has he dropped that woman off yet?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Nigel is in the building

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening _oddy and nigel "

Ooh, are you the new erectjim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigel is in the building

Hurrah for Nigel, how is he now, has he dropped that woman off yet? "

Think he's still chewing on Jims willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigel is in the building

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening _oddy and nigel

Ooh, are you the new erectjim? "

Hes not erect now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Nigel is in the building

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening _oddy and nigel

Ooh, are you the new erectjim?

Hes not erect now "

Haha

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

cowabunga mistress brays and kicks up hooves spots the nice _amiss and goes over for a nose rub

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Catcha all later! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cowabunga mistress brays and kicks up hooves spots the nice _amiss and goes over for a nose rub"

You sure it's a nose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Catcha all later! xx"

See ya later _amiss

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

she gone weee again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she gone weee again "

Yep she's pissed off again

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

she should get a catheter fitted can stay in one place then and only empty twice a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she should get a catheter fitted can stay in one place then and only empty twice a day"

I told her last night to get a funnel and pipe from home bargains...only about 99p ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck me I've got to get back here...them lot are fecking crazy ffs

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Feck me I've got to get back here...them lot are fecking crazy ffs"
your own fault have a whiff of ur salts ur soon feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck me I've got to get back here...them lot are fecking crazy ffsyour own fault have a whiff of ur salts ur soon feel better"

What fecking saxo?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Feck me I've got to get back here...them lot are fecking crazy ffsyour own fault have a whiff of ur salts ur soon feel better

What fecking saxo? "

smelling salts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi he's back _oddy

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi he's back _oddy"
karloff where you been bad boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi he's back _oddykarloff where you been bad boy"

He sneaked in that fecking crazy thread.. .it was too much for him when he seen that erection. .he'd never seen a fecking carrot that big ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi he's back _oddy"

Who's back?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?"

karloff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff "

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again "

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking "

shes made herself dizzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking "

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking shes made herself dizzy"

Your right...what thread am I on now?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight "

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me "

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes "

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite "

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs"

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Na night lovelies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it "

I got up to a dry bed and chocolate free clothing

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it

I got up to a dry bed and chocolate free clothing "

thats a first

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it

I got up to a dry bed and chocolate free clothing "

Well done you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it

I got up to a dry bed and chocolate free clothing

Well done you "

Well I did have lemon and lime for a change

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it

I got up to a dry bed and chocolate free clothing

Well done you

Well I did have lemon and lime for a change "

You had a busy night, bet you slept well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it

I got up to a dry bed and chocolate free clothing

Well done you

Well I did have lemon and lime for a change

You had a busy night, bet you slept well "

I did but I got a rude awakening this morning...don't ask

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it

I got up to a dry bed and chocolate free clothing

Well done you

Well I did have lemon and lime for a change

You had a busy night, bet you slept well

I did but I got a rude awakening this morning...don't ask "

Oh dear.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it

I got up to a dry bed and chocolate free clothing

Well done you

Well I did have lemon and lime for a change

You had a busy night, bet you slept well

I did but I got a rude awakening this morning...don't ask

Oh dear....."

Yep got to nip out for a bit..catch you later x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it

I got up to a dry bed and chocolate free clothing

Well done you

Well I did have lemon and lime for a change

You had a busy night, bet you slept well

I did but I got a rude awakening this morning...don't ask

Oh dear.....

Yep got to nip out for a bit..catch you later x"

Catcha later x

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it

I got up to a dry bed and chocolate free clothing

Well done you

Well I did have lemon and lime for a change

You had a busy night, bet you slept well

I did but I got a rude awakening this morning...don't ask "

and no it wasnt nigel lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it

I got up to a dry bed and chocolate free clothing

Well done you

Well I did have lemon and lime for a change

You had a busy night, bet you slept well

I did but I got a rude awakening this morning...don't ask and no it wasnt nigel lmao"

It might have bin better if it was

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi he's back _oddy

Who's back?karloff

Was meant to be Jim. ..but he's fecked off again

Are you fecking working overtime...you're making me dizzy, jumping about all over the place...or is it the falling down berry wine I've been drinking

I know ...better not have a fecking ripple tonight

Or a flake.... . You haven't got time! Who's doing the fecking washing up...and don't look at me

Washing machine is getting fecked with all the chocolate on my clothes

Long as you don't get coffee stains on them, they're a bugger to get out, especially if it's that bean to cup shite

Nah its dandelion and burdock. ..but that's worse ffs

'Specially the dandelion..and that makes you wee if you sniff it

I got up to a dry bed and chocolate free clothing

Well done you

Well I did have lemon and lime for a change

You had a busy night, bet you slept well

I did but I got a rude awakening this morning...don't ask and no it wasnt nigel lmao

It might have bin better if it was "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right gang...off to cook sausage, mash and petit pois (that's 'little peas...if you don't know!) Then we've got an important program to watch...so catcha later! xx

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over a year ago


"Right gang...off to cook sausage, mash and petit pois (that's 'little peas...if you don't know!) Then we've got an important program to watch...so catcha later! xx"

Fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fecking time to turn the kodi box on ffs

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole"

Nosy fecker....I hope the rozzers didn't see you peeping through

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Nosy fecker....I hope the rozzers didn't see you peeping through "

course not id have changed me name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Nosy fecker....I hope the rozzers didn't see you peeping through course not id have changed me name"

To what?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Nosy fecker....I hope the rozzers didn't see you peeping through course not id have changed me name

To what?"

yours of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Nosy fecker....I hope the rozzers didn't see you peeping through course not id have changed me name

To what?yours of course"

Hope you had Santa's fecking beard with you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole"

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole.... "

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss "

Haha

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss "

fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking"

I fecking told you to sniff it out ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking"

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine

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over a year ago


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine "

Don't get one with these thieving fecking toe rags about

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine "

you dont have a car ether shes swiped it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine you dont have a car ether shes swiped it"

I fecking needed it...fecking grass

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine you dont have a car ether shes swiped it

I fecking needed it...fecking grass "

not me whose got grass stains on me knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine you dont have a car ether shes swiped it

I fecking needed it...fecking grass not me whose got grass stains on me knickers "

Well you didn't nick them from _amiss as she's got none....and has she pissed off again ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine you dont have a car ether shes swiped it

I fecking needed it...fecking grass not me whose got grass stains on me knickers

Well you didn't nick them from _amiss as she's got none....and has she pissed off again ffs"

No I haven't! I was in that other fecking thread, trying to find your teef!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine you dont have a car ether shes swiped it

I fecking needed it...fecking grass not me whose got grass stains on me knickers

Well you didn't nick them from _amiss as she's got none....and has she pissed off again ffs

No I haven't! I was in that other fecking thread, trying to find your teef! "

I found the feckers....had half a apple in my hand when I woke around 2:30 this morning. Better then chocolate though eh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine you dont have a car ether shes swiped it

I fecking needed it...fecking grass not me whose got grass stains on me knickers

Well you didn't nick them from _amiss as she's got none....and has she pissed off again ffs

No I haven't! I was in that other fecking thread, trying to find your teef!

I found the feckers....had half a apple in my hand when I woke around 2:30 this morning. Better then chocolate though eh "

Haha, less mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine you dont have a car ether shes swiped it

I fecking needed it...fecking grass not me whose got grass stains on me knickers

Well you didn't nick them from _amiss as she's got none....and has she pissed off again ffs

No I haven't! I was in that other fecking thread, trying to find your teef!

I found the feckers....had half a apple in my hand when I woke around 2:30 this morning. Better then chocolate though eh

Haha, less mess. "

Oh deffo....that chocolate one sometimes follows me to bed. ..wake up to have to change the fecking sheets and duvet cover ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine you dont have a car ether shes swiped it

I fecking needed it...fecking grass not me whose got grass stains on me knickers

Well you didn't nick them from _amiss as she's got none....and has she pissed off again ffs

No I haven't! I was in that other fecking thread, trying to find your teef!

I found the feckers....had half a apple in my hand when I woke around 2:30 this morning. Better then chocolate though eh

Haha, less mess.

Oh deffo....that chocolate one sometimes follows me to bed. ..wake up to have to change the fecking sheets and duvet cover ffs "

I know, I sometimes take a kit kat to bed with me, chocolate all over the place! So we have lots of snow today, so footie cancelled, is it heavy where you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine you dont have a car ether shes swiped it

I fecking needed it...fecking grass not me whose got grass stains on me knickers

Well you didn't nick them from _amiss as she's got none....and has she pissed off again ffs

No I haven't! I was in that other fecking thread, trying to find your teef!

I found the feckers....had half a apple in my hand when I woke around 2:30 this morning. Better then chocolate though eh

Haha, less mess.

Oh deffo....that chocolate one sometimes follows me to bed. ..wake up to have to change the fecking sheets and duvet cover ffs

I know, I sometimes take a kit kat to bed with me, chocolate all over the place! So we have lots of snow today, so footie cancelled, is it heavy where you are? "

Nah we missed it totally thank feck....where's _oddy ...she's in for some really strong winds soon...and not the ones off you _amiss

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine you dont have a car ether shes swiped it

I fecking needed it...fecking grass not me whose got grass stains on me knickers

Well you didn't nick them from _amiss as she's got none....and has she pissed off again ffs

No I haven't! I was in that other fecking thread, trying to find your teef!

I found the feckers....had half a apple in my hand when I woke around 2:30 this morning. Better then chocolate though eh

Haha, less mess.

Oh deffo....that chocolate one sometimes follows me to bed. ..wake up to have to change the fecking sheets and duvet cover ffs

I know, I sometimes take a kit kat to bed with me, chocolate all over the place! So we have lots of snow today, so footie cancelled, is it heavy where you are?

Nah we missed it totally thank feck....where's _oddy ...she's in for some really strong winds soon...and not the ones off you _amiss "

Haha! Doesn't look like she's about yet, probably having a lie in

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes "

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens? "

That’s spooky that’s just playing! Are you spying on me?

I love the crooners, Bing, Dean Martin. White Christmas is my absolute favourite. I love Driving home for Christmas, that makes me feel all warm and cozy. I’m a bit of a sucker for Last Christmas as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes "

Christmas carols...I still love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ere _amiss dont half have a posh ouse seen it on threw the keyhole

Oh it was you...the butler said he saw a nose stuck in the key'ole....

The fecker was sniffing to see if it smelt of piss fecking liar you told me to see if there was anything worth nicking

Well I don't have a fecking coffee machine you dont have a car ether shes swiped it

I fecking needed it...fecking grass not me whose got grass stains on me knickers

Well you didn't nick them from _amiss as she's got none....and has she pissed off again ffs

No I haven't! I was in that other fecking thread, trying to find your teef!

I found the feckers....had half a apple in my hand when I woke around 2:30 this morning. Better then chocolate though eh

Haha, less mess.

Oh deffo....that chocolate one sometimes follows me to bed. ..wake up to have to change the fecking sheets and duvet cover ffs

I know, I sometimes take a kit kat to bed with me, chocolate all over the place! So we have lots of snow today, so footie cancelled, is it heavy where you are?

Nah we missed it totally thank feck....where's _oddy ...she's in for some really strong winds soon...and not the ones off you _amiss

Haha! Doesn't look like she's about yet, probably having a lie in "

The wind will fecking wake her up soon

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over a year ago


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens? "

Wasn't it wizard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

That’s spooky that’s just playing! Are you spying on me?

I love the crooners, Bing, Dean Martin. White Christmas is my absolute favourite. I love Driving home for Christmas, that makes me feel all warm and cozy. I’m a bit of a sucker for Last Christmas as well "

Ah my mate Chris rea has had another stroke it seems last night

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

That’s spooky that’s just playing! Are you spying on me?

I love the crooners, Bing, Dean Martin. White Christmas is my absolute favourite. I love Driving home for Christmas, that makes me feel all warm and cozy. I’m a bit of a sucker for Last Christmas as well "

Love all of those too, ooh, I'm starting to feel a bit Christmassy, specially with all the snow about

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

Wasn't it wizard?"

Don't think so, they done, I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

Wasn't it wizard?

Don't think so, they done, I wish it could be Christmas everyday. "

Oh just googled it and your right

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

That’s spooky that’s just playing! Are you spying on me?

I love the crooners, Bing, Dean Martin. White Christmas is my absolute favourite. I love Driving home for Christmas, that makes me feel all warm and cozy. I’m a bit of a sucker for Last Christmas as well

Ah my mate Chris rea has had another stroke it seems last night "

Oh gosh, bless him, love his music, fingers crossed he's ok.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

Wasn't it wizard?

Don't think so, they done, I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

Oh just googled it and your right "

That was good thinking, yes it was Shakin Stevens, tend to get them all muddled up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

That’s spooky that’s just playing! Are you spying on me?

I love the crooners, Bing, Dean Martin. White Christmas is my absolute favourite. I love Driving home for Christmas, that makes me feel all warm and cozy. I’m a bit of a sucker for Last Christmas as well

Ah my mate Chris rea has had another stroke it seems last night

Oh gosh, bless him, love his music, fingers crossed he's ok. "

Yeah me too...a good boro lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

Wasn't it wizard?

Don't think so, they done, I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

Oh just googled it and your right

That was good thinking, yes it was Shakin Stevens, tend to get them all muddled up now "

Yep you were spot on

Is he dead now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you lurkers are welcome to make a contribution on here

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

Wasn't it wizard?

Don't think so, they done, I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

Oh just googled it and your right

That was good thinking, yes it was Shakin Stevens, tend to get them all muddled up now

Yep you were spot on

Is he dead now?"

No, just Wikied him, he did have a heart attack in 2010 though, he's 69 now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

Wasn't it wizard?

Don't think so, they done, I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

Oh just googled it and your right

That was good thinking, yes it was Shakin Stevens, tend to get them all muddled up now

Yep you were spot on

Is he dead now?

No, just Wikied him, he did have a heart attack in 2010 though, he's 69 now!"

Ah that's good...not the heart attack though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

Wasn't it wizard?

Don't think so, they done, I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

Oh just googled it and your right

That was good thinking, yes it was Shakin Stevens, tend to get them all muddled up now

Yep you were spot on

Is he dead now?

No, just Wikied him, he did have a heart attack in 2010 though, he's 69 now!

Ah that's good...not the heart attack though "

Yes, maybe he'll be resurrected on an old Christmas 'Top of the Pops', along with Slade!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

Wasn't it wizard?

Don't think so, they done, I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

Oh just googled it and your right

That was good thinking, yes it was Shakin Stevens, tend to get them all muddled up now

Yep you were spot on

Is he dead now?

No, just Wikied him, he did have a heart attack in 2010 though, he's 69 now!

Ah that's good...not the heart attack though

Yes, maybe he'll be resurrected on an old Christmas 'Top of the Pops', along with Slade! "

He’s 69? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

Wasn't it wizard?

Don't think so, they done, I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

Oh just googled it and your right

That was good thinking, yes it was Shakin Stevens, tend to get them all muddled up now

Yep you were spot on

Is he dead now?

No, just Wikied him, he did have a heart attack in 2010 though, he's 69 now!

Ah that's good...not the heart attack though

Yes, maybe he'll be resurrected on an old Christmas 'Top of the Pops', along with Slade! "

Don't forget wizard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

Wasn't it wizard?

Don't think so, they done, I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

Oh just googled it and your right

That was good thinking, yes it was Shakin Stevens, tend to get them all muddled up now

Yep you were spot on

Is he dead now?

No, just Wikied him, he did have a heart attack in 2010 though, he's 69 now!

Ah that's good...not the heart attack though

Yes, maybe he'll be resurrected on an old Christmas 'Top of the Pops', along with Slade!

He’s 69? ??"

He is but he's younger then you lot at 70

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

Wasn't it wizard?

Don't think so, they done, I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

Oh just googled it and your right

That was good thinking, yes it was Shakin Stevens, tend to get them all muddled up now

Yep you were spot on

Is he dead now?

No, just Wikied him, he did have a heart attack in 2010 though, he's 69 now!

Ah that's good...not the heart attack though

Yes, maybe he'll be resurrected on an old Christmas 'Top of the Pops', along with Slade!

He’s 69? ??"

He is!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m having my own little singalong here. Festive tunes

Morning Babs! What's your favourite Christmassy tune? I like Merry Christmas everyone, can't remember who sang it though, Shaking Stevens?

Wasn't it wizard?

Don't think so, they done, I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

Oh just googled it and your right

That was good thinking, yes it was Shakin Stevens, tend to get them all muddled up now

Yep you were spot on

Is he dead now?

No, just Wikied him, he did have a heart attack in 2010 though, he's 69 now!

Ah that's good...not the heart attack though

Yes, maybe he'll be resurrected on an old Christmas 'Top of the Pops', along with Slade!

Don't forget wizard "

Ah yes, another great!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Afternoon ladies god its cold now got hot water bottles and pusskins is sharing one praying no white stuff as have a overnight stay this week for the hos as we cant get there in the morning hopefully they can sort madam out

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over a year ago


"Afternoon ladies god its cold now got hot water bottles and pusskins is sharing one praying no white stuff as have a overnight stay this week for the hos as we cant get there in the morning hopefully they can sort madam out"

Hope she gets sorted _oddy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon ladies god its cold now got hot water bottles and pusskins is sharing one praying no white stuff as have a overnight stay this week for the hos as we cant get there in the morning hopefully they can sort madam out"

Hi Voddy, hope she gets sorted this week. Hugs. xx

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it "

one ere too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too"

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already "

Not me ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs"

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely "

no comment

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment"

Oi !

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over a year ago

Good evening _amiss

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it "

Best keep away it might be catching

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over a year ago


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi ! "

Was waiting for Shirley

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley "

Bassey or valentine

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening _amiss "

Good evening Mistress

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentine"

i know it wont be crabtree as hes dead

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentine"

No Ballas, she's the head judge on a certain competition show thingy...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley "

Don't keep calling me Shirley....Washington...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead"

Was that Big Daddy?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley

Don't keep calling me Shirley....Washington... "

ere sammi mistress was in the star on sunday today

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead

Was that Big Daddy?"

go wash your mouth out i hated him when i was a wrestling second haystacks used to come in and take daughter out of her pushchair and tell her stories then when she started school used to go through her tin of words with her he was lovely

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley

Don't keep calling me Shirley....Washington... ere sammi mistress was in the star on sunday today"

Ooh..what's that all about then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead"

Was he big daddy?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley

Don't keep calling me Shirley....Washington... ere sammi mistress was in the star on sunday today

Ooh..what's that all about then? "

shes been chatting with mrs brown headline was christmas is fecked

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead

Was that Big Daddy?go wash your mouth out i hated him when i was a wrestling second haystacks used to come in and take daughter out of her pushchair and tell her stories then when she started school used to go through her tin of words with her he was lovely"

Gosh really? I used to love watching wrestling with my Mum, on a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentine

No Ballas, she's the head judge on a certain competition show thingy... "

No comment

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead

Was he big daddy?"

yeah

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead

Was that Big Daddy?go wash your mouth out i hated him when i was a wrestling second haystacks used to come in and take daughter out of her pushchair and tell her stories then when she started school used to go through her tin of words with her he was lovely

Gosh really? I used to love watching wrestling with my Mum, on a Saturday "

used to build the ring beforehand then the 1st 2 arrived tested the springs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley

Don't keep calling me Shirley....Washington... "

Nah that denzel

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley

Don't keep calling me Shirley....Washington... ere sammi mistress was in the star on sunday today

Ooh..what's that all about then? shes been chatting with mrs brown headline was christmas is fecked"

Haha

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

one week at salisbury i was in the corner of one i was dating he had the mongolian mauler i ended up in the ropes ripping me trousers

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead

Was that Big Daddy?go wash your mouth out i hated him when i was a wrestling second haystacks used to come in and take daughter out of her pushchair and tell her stories then when she started school used to go through her tin of words with her he was lovely

Gosh really? I used to love watching wrestling with my Mum, on a Saturday used to build the ring beforehand then the 1st 2 arrived tested the springs"

Wow!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"one week at salisbury i was in the corner of one i was dating he had the mongolian mauler i ended up in the ropes ripping me trousers "

Sounds exciting. Was it all acting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead

Was that Big Daddy?go wash your mouth out i hated him when i was a wrestling second haystacks used to come in and take daughter out of her pushchair and tell her stories then when she started school used to go through her tin of words with her he was lovely

Gosh really? I used to love watching wrestling with my Mum, on a Saturday "

Used to watch them live in the town hall...there was always some little old lady who would knock feck out them with her walking stick...used to be funny as feck

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"one week at salisbury i was in the corner of one i was dating he had the mongolian mauler i ended up in the ropes ripping me trousers

Sounds exciting. Was it all acting? "

no used to have tighten the ropes for the heavyweights

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead

Was that Big Daddy?go wash your mouth out i hated him when i was a wrestling second haystacks used to come in and take daughter out of her pushchair and tell her stories then when she started school used to go through her tin of words with her he was lovely

Gosh really? I used to love watching wrestling with my Mum, on a Saturday

Used to watch them live in the town hall...there was always some little old lady who would knock feck out them with her walking stick...used to be funny as feck "

i was chucked out once when crusher mason entered the ring he wouldent start till i was moved lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember mick mcmanus?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead

Was that Big Daddy?go wash your mouth out i hated him when i was a wrestling second haystacks used to come in and take daughter out of her pushchair and tell her stories then when she started school used to go through her tin of words with her he was lovely

Gosh really? I used to love watching wrestling with my Mum, on a Saturday

Used to watch them live in the town hall...there was always some little old lady who would knock feck out them with her walking stick...used to be funny as feck "

That would be my mum, if she were there, she used to get right into it! Her passion was Jackie Palance

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead

Was that Big Daddy?go wash your mouth out i hated him when i was a wrestling second haystacks used to come in and take daughter out of her pushchair and tell her stories then when she started school used to go through her tin of words with her he was lovely

Gosh really? I used to love watching wrestling with my Mum, on a Saturday

Used to watch them live in the town hall...there was always some little old lady who would knock feck out them with her walking stick...used to be funny as feck i was chucked out once when crusher mason entered the ring he wouldent start till i was moved lol"

Haha, must have seen you on telly at some stage!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Remember mick mcmanus?"

Yep, I remember him. Used to like the tag team wrestling also, they were often the pretty boys

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead

Was that Big Daddy?go wash your mouth out i hated him when i was a wrestling second haystacks used to come in and take daughter out of her pushchair and tell her stories then when she started school used to go through her tin of words with her he was lovely

Gosh really? I used to love watching wrestling with my Mum, on a Saturday

Used to watch them live in the town hall...there was always some little old lady who would knock feck out them with her walking stick...used to be funny as feck i was chucked out once when crusher mason entered the ring he wouldent start till i was moved lol

Haha, must have seen you on telly at some stage!"

a few times

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Remember mick mcmanus?

Yep, I remember him. Used to like the tag team wrestling also, they were often the pretty boys "

that was bobby barnes and adrian street

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all

Just been on another thread there and there's some right crazy feckers on it one ere too

Aw we know your a crazy fecker already Not me ffs

Nah _amiss is quite sane...surely no comment

Oi !

Was waiting for Shirley Bassey or valentinei know it wont be crabtree as hes dead

Was that Big Daddy?go wash your mouth out i hated him when i was a wrestling second haystacks used to come in and take daughter out of her pushchair and tell her stories then when she started school used to go through her tin of words with her he was lovely

Gosh really? I used to love watching wrestling with my Mum, on a Saturday

Used to watch them live in the town hall...there was always some little old lady who would knock feck out them with her walking stick...used to be funny as feck i was chucked out once when crusher mason entered the ring he wouldent start till i was moved lol

Haha, must have seen you on telly at some stage! a few times "

I knew you were famous Voddy

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Remember mick mcmanus?"
him and steve logan tagging

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

and max ward the ref had a false eye

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Remember mick mcmanus?

Yep, I remember him. Used to like the tag team wrestling also, they were often the pretty boys that was bobby barnes and adrian street"

Ah, ok, I couldn't remember their names

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"and max ward the ref had a false eye"

Him I do remember

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

happy days and good memories and i got bret harts glasses at summerslam

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"happy days and good memories and i got bret harts glasses at summerslam"

Sounds great Voddy

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

someone who shant be named decided to drive to tescos in the snow and nearly fecken killed herself

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"someone who shant be named decided to drive to tescos in the snow and nearly fecken killed herself"

Tut...what a nitwit

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"someone who shant be named decided to drive to tescos in the snow and nearly fecken killed herself

Tut...what a nitwit "

she wanted apples

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"someone who shant be named decided to drive to tescos in the snow and nearly fecken killed herself

Tut...what a nitwit she wanted apples"

Yeah, so she can fall asleep with a half eaten apple on her chest

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"someone who shant be named decided to drive to tescos in the snow and nearly fecken killed herself

Tut...what a nitwit she wanted apples

Yeah, so she can fall asleep with a half eaten apple on her chest "

or in her mouth

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over a year ago


"someone who shant be named decided to drive to tescos in the snow and nearly fecken killed herself

Tut...what a nitwit she wanted apples

Yeah, so she can fall asleep with a half eaten apple on her chest or in her mouth"

Morning....no apple in mouth but I did conked out again like a light switch It's getting a little worryingly

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"someone who shant be named decided to drive to tescos in the snow and nearly fecken killed herself

Tut...what a nitwit she wanted apples

Yeah, so she can fall asleep with a half eaten apple on her chest or in her mouth

Morning....no apple in mouth but I did conked out again like a light switch It's getting a little worryingly "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning ladies passes a latte and a instant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning ladies passes a latte and a instant"

Put a stiff brandy in mine

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning ladies passes a latte and a instant"

Thanks Voddy, needed that!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning ladies passes a latte and a instant

Put a stiff brandy in mine"

You don't drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning ladies passes a latte and a instant

Put a stiff brandy in mine

You don't drink "

After the phone call iv just had with west Yorkshire Police I fecking needed one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning ladies passes a latte and a instant

Put a stiff brandy in mine

You don't drink

After the phone call iv just had with west Yorkshire Police I fecking needed one "

Oh no !......

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Off to check on my daddy, now, catcha later

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning ladies passes a latte and a instant

Put a stiff brandy in mine

You don't drink

After the phone call iv just had with west Yorkshire Police I fecking needed one "

ffs what you been and done now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning ladies passes a latte and a instant

Put a stiff brandy in mine

You don't drink

After the phone call iv just had with west Yorkshire Police I fecking needed one ffs what you been and done now"

Don't ask

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning ladies passes a latte and a instant

Put a stiff brandy in mine

You don't drink

After the phone call iv just had with west Yorkshire Police I fecking needed one ffs what you been and done now

Don't ask "

what was you told bout hanging round street corners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning ladies passes a latte and a instant

Put a stiff brandy in mine

You don't drink

After the phone call iv just had with west Yorkshire Police I fecking needed one ffs what you been and done now

Don't ask what was you told bout hanging round street corners"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks in fridge....where's all the fecking bacon gone ffs

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Looks in fridge....where's all the fecking bacon gone ffs "
you ate it i got a job lot from butchers

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Looks in fridge....where's all the fecking bacon gone ffs you ate it i got a job lot from butchers "

Very nice it was too!

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over a year ago


"Looks in fridge....where's all the fecking bacon gone ffs you ate it i got a job lot from butchers

Very nice it was too! "

Fecking pigs

I had to have bloody toast earlier

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Looks in fridge....where's all the fecking bacon gone ffs you ate it i got a job lot from butchers

Very nice it was too!

Fecking pigs

I had to have bloody toast earlier "

White or wholemeal?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks in fridge....where's all the fecking bacon gone ffs you ate it i got a job lot from butchers

Very nice it was too!

Fecking pigs

I had to have bloody toast earlier

White or wholemeal?... "

White and I only had fecking marge. .no butter in I bet you fecking nicked that too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Looks in fridge....where's all the fecking bacon gone ffs you ate it i got a job lot from butchers

Very nice it was too!

Fecking pigs

I had to have bloody toast earlier

White or wholemeal?...

White and I only had fecking marge. .no butter in I bet you fecking nicked that too "

Wuzn't me!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks in fridge....where's all the fecking bacon gone ffs you ate it i got a job lot from butchers

Very nice it was too!

Fecking pigs

I had to have bloody toast earlier

White or wholemeal?...

White and I only had fecking marge. .no butter in I bet you fecking nicked that too

Wuzn't me!.... "

Where's that caveman? He's keeping a fecking low profile lately

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Looks in fridge....where's all the fecking bacon gone ffs you ate it i got a job lot from butchers

Very nice it was too!

Fecking pigs

I had to have bloody toast earlier

White or wholemeal?...

White and I only had fecking marge. .no butter in I bet you fecking nicked that too

Wuzn't me!....

Where's that caveman? He's keeping a fecking low profile lately"

Yeah, must be him, eh?...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

You doing next one Mistress? Getting towards the end now, final next Saturday!

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