Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
How are all you sexy fuckers today?  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bring it on "I was hoping you'd turn up....you've a lot to answer for Mrs | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My glasses have steamed up more than once this morning, thanks to a certain gentlemans messages "Ooo err! Bet you're still managing to read them though...  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My glasses have steamed up more than once this morning, thanks to a certain gentlemans messages
Ooo err!
Bet you're still managing to read them though..."Voice messages... No glasses required  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My glasses have steamed up more than once this morning, thanks to a certain gentlemans messages
Ooo err!
Bet you're still managing to read them though...
Voice messages... No glasses required "You're not just a pretty face are you? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My glasses have steamed up more than once this morning, thanks to a certain gentlemans messages
Ooo err!
Bet you're still managing to read them though...
Voice messages... No glasses required
You're not just a pretty face are you? "It's quite a red face right now Hehe! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Open to flanter... Aren't we all.... "Some more than others | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking? "What's that? You're going to cook me dinner? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Open to flanter... So am I. *i thought it was a fish. "I've got something for you.... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Open to flanter... So am I. *i thought it was a fish.
I've got something for you.... "That's my line. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Open to flanter... So am I. *i thought it was a fish.
I've got something for you....
That's my line. "I know...give it to me then | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner? "Well durrrr 
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again* | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*"You can't cook me up a feast with your pen... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen... "No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you "What's tinsel? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel? "Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?"Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel? "Bah Humbug *Eats last chocolate SANTA* | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Bah Humbug
*Eats last chocolate SANTA* "No more chocolate san.... (I can't say it)? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!"I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky "TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
"Darth Vader stress head? Can I squeeze it? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
"You can get help with EBay addiction...you need to start by stopping watching Bargain Hunt | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today? "If i said you had a beautiful body..... Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
Darth Vader stress head? Can I squeeze it? "I have a roman helmet...any good? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today?
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle? "If only to stop you telling fibs | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
Darth Vader stress head? Can I squeeze it? "Only if you bring me lunch. Oh & you need to be stressed too | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
Darth Vader stress head? Can I squeeze it?
Only if you bring me lunch. Oh & you need to be stressed too "I've got summat you can eat for lunch... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
Darth Vader stress head? Can I squeeze it?
Only if you bring me lunch. Oh & you need to be stressed too
I've got summat you can eat for lunch... "BRB just grabbing my car keys | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
Darth Vader stress head? Can I squeeze it?
Only if you bring me lunch. Oh & you need to be stressed too
I've got summat you can eat for lunch...
BRB just grabbing my car keys "Where you off to? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today?
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle?
If only to stop you telling fibs "There is no reason for me to lie, my sweet, when the only thing i want on my lips are your own. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today?
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle?
If only to stop you telling fibs
There is no reason for me to lie, my sweet, when the only thing i want on my lips are your own. "I'm so easily led.... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today?
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle?
If only to stop you telling fibs
There is no reason for me to lie, my sweet, when the only thing i want on my lips are your own.
I'm so easily led.... "Where would you want me to lead you, to the garden of dark delights perhaps? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today?
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle?
If only to stop you telling fibs
There is no reason for me to lie, my sweet, when the only thing i want on my lips are your own.
I'm so easily led....
Where would you want me to lead you, to the garden of dark delights perhaps? "Sounds like my kinda place | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My glasses have steamed up more than once this morning, thanks to a certain gentlemans messages "I’m sure he’s no gentleman! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today?
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle?
If only to stop you telling fibs
There is no reason for me to lie, my sweet, when the only thing i want on my lips are your own.
I'm so easily led....
Where would you want me to lead you, to the garden of dark delights perhaps?
Sounds like my kinda place "I have it saved to favourites on my satnav. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Not so much flantering here although I’ve been causing mischief "You? 
Surely not? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My glasses have steamed up more than once this morning, thanks to a certain gentlemans messages "Be careful you don't accidentally reveal them at supermarket check outs now phoenix
Peach x | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My glasses have steamed up more than once this morning, thanks to a certain gentlemans messages
I’m sure he’s no gentleman!"He's a bit of a Twat, tbh
" Be careful you don't accidentally reveal them at supermarket check outs now phoenix Peach x " I left my phone in the car when I went in Asda today xx | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Is there a dictionary definition of Flanter?" Not sure if it's in the dictionary....but banter + flirting... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Is there a dictionary definition of Flanter? Not sure if it's in the dictionary....but banter + flirting... "Haha thanks. Unfortunately I suck at both..... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Is there a dictionary definition of Flanter? Not sure if it's in the dictionary....but banter + flirting...
Haha thanks. Unfortunately I suck at both..... "Surely not?! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Is there a dictionary definition of Flanter? Not sure if it's in the dictionary....but banter + flirting...
Haha thanks. Unfortunately I suck at both.....
Surely not?!"I do I do! Even one of those ladies in the red lit Windows in Amsterdam can't match my sucking (at flirting. I don't give BJ's) ability. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Open to flanter... So am I. *i thought it was a fish.
I've got something for you....
That's my line.
I know...give it to me then "Turn around and close your eyes. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Open to flanter... So am I. *i thought it was a fish.
I've got something for you....
That's my line.
I know...give it to me then
Turn around and close your eyes. "Ooohhh....yes sir! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Sorry I got distracted by a line up of whips and the promise of punishment I'm back now though! What are we flantering about?
Peach x | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Strumps!! Babe
Sorry I got distracted by a line up of whips and the promise of punishment I'm back now though! What are we flantering about?
Peach x"Come sit on my face? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Strumps!! Babe
Sorry I got distracted by a line up of whips and the promise of punishment I'm back now though! What are we flantering about?
Peach x
Come sit on my face? "Right there....my glowing cheeks need some tlc
Peach x | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Strumps!! Babe
Sorry I got distracted by a line up of whips and the promise of punishment I'm back now though! What are we flantering about?
Peach x
Come sit on my face?
Right there....my glowing cheeks need some tlc
Peach x"I've got you covered gorgeous | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
loves me