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If I was king

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There would be no cold weather!

There would only be varying degrees of just right. A system of weather based on the Goldilocks principal.

We will still have seasons and, all forms of weather related phenomenon will still exist.

Perhaps apart from the really destructive ones.

Snow will be warm and there will be rainbows on demand.

No animals will be effected by my royal decree!

Before any smart arse says, "the queen doesn't control the weather"...Of course she fucking does!

If you we're king or Queen... what would your first royal decree be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distance would not be an issue.

We'd work 4 day weeks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If I was King, I'd finish counting all ma money, then I'd nip to the parlour and nick some of the Queen's bread & honey

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Unicorns could roam freely, without fear of being hunted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abdicate due to a scandal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Distance would not be an issue.

We'd work 4 day weeks

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You mean your subjects... you are king you know!

Presumably for double the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unicorns could roam freely, without fear of being hunted "

But what about the thrill of the chase?!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"If I was King, I'd finish counting all ma money, then I'd nip to the parlour and nick some of the Queen's bread & honey "

You’ve been at the blackbird pie again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Distance would not be an issue.

We'd work 4 day weeks

You mean your subjects... you are king you know!

Presumably for double the money "

Oh yes. They'd work 4 day weeks. I'm a humble king you see.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Unicorns could roam freely, without fear of being hunted

But what about the thrill of the chase?! "

Then you would have to tempt us. Tame us.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Unicorns could roam freely, without fear of being hunted

But what about the thrill of the chase?!

Then you would have to tempt us. Tame us."

Do you want a sugar lump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the weather said snow I would make sure it was proper shovel your way out of the back door snow, not just a bit damp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unicorns could roam freely, without fear of being hunted

But what about the thrill of the chase?!

Then you would have to tempt us. Tame us."

Sounds like you are a wild animal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unicorns could roam freely, without fear of being hunted

But what about the thrill of the chase?!

Then you would have to tempt us. Tame us.

Do you want a sugar lump? "

Or maybe a Polo?

Do kids today still do the polo joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unicorns could roam freely, without fear of being hunted "
it only happens here they don't know you're a mythical creature in the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was Queen I'd chop most guys nobs off and put them in a pickle jar

Why?? Because I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a king id be sanctified ,id never listen to your dreams ,id lay by your side,id lay down and die oh no not I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was Queen I'd chop most guys nobs off and put them in a pickle jar

Why?? Because I can "

Ouch!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"If I was Queen I'd chop most guys nobs off and put them in a pickle jar

Why?? Because I can "

Remind me not to go to Jawdee Land

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

I would make homosexuality compulsory..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled nob though can you have it with anything does it need to be garnished

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think pickled knob is the garnish.

Why are you even asking... just leg it

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I'd have something a damn site more appetising than a blackbird pie....

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