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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Anyone got any jokes. Need cheering up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really. But hugs in this festive season x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a lemon flavoured condom? Cums in a jiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

A hunter goes into a bar after a hunt and goes up to the biggest baddest guys in the place and says "I've got a bet for you guys if I win you buy me drinks all night, if you guys win I'll buy you drinks all night, here's the deal I will be blindfolded and you'll bring out any type of animal that you've hunted and I will tell you what animal and how it died" they all agree.

So the hunter is standing blindfolded in the middle of the bar and the one brings up a deer and he feels across it for a second and says "deer.... shot with a .45 he's correct, the second guy brings up a skunk the hunter goes again "skunk.... crossbow bolt and .50" exactly so the guys pay up and the hunter drinks all night.

The hunter wakes up the next day very late face throbbing like crazy, checks the mirror and sees he's got a busted lip, eyebrow and a possible broken nose so he goes to his wife "was I in a fight last night at the bar" he asks "no" she replies "I did that" she tells him crossly "why" asks the hunter.

"Well once you got into bed, you started kissing me after that you reached down between my legs and said "beaver....axe wound" that's when I clocked you out".

Sorry for the length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband asked me in bed last night what I’d like to do to his body, apparently “identify it” wasn’t the right answer

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not really. But hugs in this festive season x "
ty xxx

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Ty. Made me smile xx

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Hope you feel brighter soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My jokes are atrocious so best bum of unleash those on you but I can send you some big hugs and cwtches, hope your feeling better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Need Minxyrella. She has some bloody funny jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need Minxyrella. She has some bloody funny jokes."

Right under my comment. Thanks ever so much

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

So, I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck walked over to the table and said "your eyes are like a river and your smile would light up a room"

So, I called the waiter over and said

"No, I asked for the AROMATIC DUCK"

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Need Minxyrella. She has some bloody funny jokes.

Right under my comment. Thanks ever so much "

Your tyre is part worn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

How much does a Red Hot Chilli Pepper weigh ???

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now !

Probably only funny if you know the chilli's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]"

I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]

I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude."

Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]

I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.

Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger "

Hello, nice to see you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]

I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.

Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger

Hello, nice to see you."

I'm like the proverbial black penny. I always turn back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know any jokes...but sending lots of positivity and boobie snuggles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]

I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.

Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger

Hello, nice to see you.

I'm like the proverbial black penny. I always turn back up "

I thought it was bad penny. Maybe it's black penny in Blackwood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]

I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.

Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger

Hello, nice to see you.

I'm like the proverbial black penny. I always turn back up

I thought it was bad penny. Maybe it's black penny in Blackwood."

.... Typo

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]

I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.

Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger

Hello, nice to see you.

I'm like the proverbial black penny. I always turn back up

I thought it was bad penny. Maybe it's black penny in Blackwood."

Crap at jokes and she can't get quotes right.

I am doing this flirting wrong aren't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]

I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.

Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger

Hello, nice to see you.

I'm like the proverbial black penny. I always turn back up

I thought it was bad penny. Maybe it's black penny in Blackwood.

Crap at jokes and she can't get quotes right.

I am doing this flirting wrong aren't I "

You're doing better on the other thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A photon pulls up to a hotel, the doorman asks "may I help carry your luggage?"

The photon responds "no thanks, I'm travelling light"

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"My life "
hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Stoke City defensive line.

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Thanks agsin for more jokes xx

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