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One petty super power!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I could have one petty super power think it would have to be to give the ignorant drivers five flat tyres at the same time so even the spares is useless. You know the ones who you let go and the twats don't even say thanks or even look at you! Now the power can't be flying or super strength just something to get your own back on a person you perceive has done you an injustice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would delay people’s audio by half a second, so it would seem like everything is badly dubbed

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I would give people an electric shock every time they asked a stupid fucking question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would give people an electric shock every time they asked a stupid fucking question "

Wonder who you’re talking about

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I would give people an electric shock every time they asked a stupid fucking question

Wonder who you’re talking about "

I have the rage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would give people an electric shock every time they asked a stupid fucking question

Wonder who you’re talking about

I have the rage "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ensure that people who get angry and wound up over trivial matters are instantly changed into a fluffy pink gstring and nothing else so we can all laugh at them.

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By *ittle earsMan
over a year ago

south oxfordshire

I’d like to make politicians crap their pants every time they told a lie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would give people an electric shock every time they asked a stupid fucking question "

Who is the more stupid, the person asking or the one who answered?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to make politicians crap their pants every time they told a lie. "

Would be a lot of shit around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I would ensure that people who get angry and wound up over trivial matters are instantly changed into a fluffy pink gstring and nothing else so we can all laugh at them."
sounds rather nice lol

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

To make what ever fucking Q I stand in NOT suddenly become full of slow moving blethering idiots! ..ASDA has a lot to answer for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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