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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't ask why because I don't know...but today I felt compelled to get my buttocks and arse crack waxed ...for the first time.

I left the waxing salon with a sore arse semi soothed by some aloe Vera and void of my dignity..!

It was an experiment...to see how it'd feel and how long it'd last...and I was planning on this becoming part of my meet/club visit ritual.

I'm not sure I can do it again....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics or it never happened

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

First time is always the worst. Gets easier the more you do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First time is always the worst. Gets easier the more you do it "

This . You build up a tolerance over time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol...the lady said no exertions for th first 24 hours so I may try taking pics after that period is over...

How often is it necessary and does the length of hair determination how much pain one is likely to experience..?

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

no pain no gain, at least your boyfriend will love it even if you don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't imagine the part where the bum cheek meets the thigh ever gets easier and certain areas of the crack sting too.

I know I would never be able to wax myself...I just couldn't bring myself to pull!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no pain no gain, at least your boyfriend will love it even if you don't "

No boyfriend lol.... this was just me trying something that I know would probably be ouchie...like the time I attended an even called STRAPPED which essentially was a dungeon club scenario where a 2 hot dommes snogged and spanked the screams out of me.

It was at that moment that realised I'm more inclined towards the vanilla end of the spectrum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol...the lady said no exertions for th first 24 hours so I may try taking pics after that period is over...

How often is it necessary and does the length of hair determination how much pain one is likely to experience..?

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It's best to have about a 1/4 inch of hair. It is usually a couple of weeks the first few times, then every 6 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First time is always the worst. Gets easier the more you do it "

All lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no pain no gain, at least your boyfriend will love it even if you don't

No boyfriend lol.... this was just me trying something that I know would probably be ouchie...like the time I attended an even called STRAPPED which essentially was a dungeon club scenario where a 2 hot dommes snogged and spanked the screams out of me.

It was at that moment that realised I'm more inclined towards the vanilla end of the spectrum! "

You...my darling have been an absolute tonic for me this evening x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no pain no gain, at least your boyfriend will love it even if you don't

No boyfriend lol.... this was just me trying something that I know would probably be ouchie...like the time I attended an even called STRAPPED which essentially was a dungeon club scenario where a 2 hot dommes snogged and spanked the screams out of me.

It was at that moment that realised I'm more inclined towards the vanilla end of the spectrum!

You...my darling have been an absolute tonic for me this evening x"

Every cloud has a silver lining...even a smooth bottom shaped one! X

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You’re very brave.

I had a sore arse recently after a lady suggested a butt plug would be a good idea. I still can’t quite describe the feeling, other than intense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have moments where I do something a little out of the norm.... I've got it out of my system, for now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

PS Try a vibrating butt plug with her next time

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Pics or it never happened "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just googled it for you and it said

Smear area with a combination of aftershave deep heat and salt and repeat twice daily x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just googled it for you and it said

Smear area with a combination of aftershave deep heat and salt and repeat twice daily x "

Thank you xx

I applied some talc after my shower this evening. I may try that concoction tomorrow depending on how it feels.

I do look forward to the next spanking session with my lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just googled it for you and it said

Smear area with a combination of aftershave deep heat and salt and repeat twice daily x "

Hahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we need evidence "

Yes! show us the pics or it didn't happen! lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just googled it for you and it said

Smear area with a combination of aftershave deep heat and salt and repeat twice daily x

Hahahahahahaha"

Think I'll stick with the talc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just googled it for you and it said

Smear area with a combination of aftershave deep heat and salt and repeat twice daily x

Thank you xx

I applied some talc after my shower this evening. I may try that concoction tomorrow depending on how it feels.

I do look forward to the next spanking session with my lady! "

What are you on about the next one? I didn't know there was a first one.

Stop typing and apply the googled remedy.qiuck go and do it you know you want too lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just googled it for you and it said

Smear area with a combination of aftershave deep heat and salt and repeat twice daily x

Thank you xx

I applied some talc after my shower this evening. I may try that concoction tomorrow depending on how it feels.

I do look forward to the next spanking session with my lady!

What are you on about the next one? I didn't know there was a first one.

Stop typing and apply the googled remedy.qiuck go and do it you know you want too lol x "

I'm not a stranger to rodeos...though perhaps your secret internet remedy requires someone with more experience (than sense!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just googled it for you and it said

Smear area with a combination of aftershave deep heat and salt and repeat twice daily x

Thank you xx

I applied some talc after my shower this evening. I may try that concoction tomorrow depending on how it feels.

I do look forward to the next spanking session with my lady!

What are you on about the next one? I didn't know there was a first one.

Stop typing and apply the googled remedy.qiuck go and do it you know you want too lol x

I'm not a stranger to rodeos...though perhaps your secret internet remedy requires someone with more experience (than sense!)"

Owwwwwww I only wanted you to try it to make me laugh hahahahaha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'm not a stranger to rodeos...though perhaps your secret internet remedy requires someone with more experience (than sense!)

Owwwwwww I only wanted you to try it to make me laugh hahahahaha x "

You wanted me to writhe in agony, simultaneously clutching and clenching my ass cheeks, begging for the burning to stop....and when I do fall asleep from sheer exhaustion, waking the next morning with an ass that has so many little blisters... it looks like festive bubble wrap!

That's what you wanted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm not a stranger to rodeos...though perhaps your secret internet remedy requires someone with more experience (than sense!)

Owwwwwww I only wanted you to try it to make me laugh hahahahaha x

You wanted me to writhe in agony, simultaneously clutching and clenching my ass cheeks, begging for the burning to stop....and when I do fall asleep from sheer exhaustion, waking the next morning with an ass that has so many little blisters... it looks like festive bubble wrap!

That's what you wanted...."

LOL...s lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm not a stranger to rodeos...though perhaps your secret internet remedy requires someone with more experience (than sense!)

Owwwwwww I only wanted you to try it to make me laugh hahahahaha x

You wanted me to writhe in agony, simultaneously clutching and clenching my ass cheeks, begging for the burning to stop....and when I do fall asleep from sheer exhaustion, waking the next morning with an ass that has so many little blisters... it looks like festive bubble wrap!

That's what you wanted...."

Yes that's what I wanted and the video to be posted on you tube hahahahahahaha

Oh and for you to go into Tesco and hobble over to the shop assistant in the margarine isle and ask if they stock I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTHURT hahaha hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up and quit your moaning.

Can I stroke your smooth botty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ibuprofen thirty minutes before your appointment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man up and quit your moaning.

Can I stroke your smooth botty "

You can do whatever you want to my smooth botty...though I can't promise the moaning will cease...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ibuprofen thirty minutes before your appointment!"

Thank you! I'll remember that if there's a next time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You wanted me to writhe in agony, simultaneously clutching and clenching my ass cheeks, begging for the burning to stop....and when I do fall asleep from sheer exhaustion, waking the next morning with an ass that has so many little blisters... it looks like festive bubble wrap!

That's what you wanted....

Yes that's what I wanted and the video to be posted on you tube hahahahahahaha

Oh and for you to go into Tesco and hobble over to the shop assistant in the margarine isle and ask if they stock I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTHURT hahaha hahaha x "

Boom boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm not a stranger to rodeos...though perhaps your secret internet remedy requires someone with more experience (than sense!)

Owwwwwww I only wanted you to try it to make me laugh hahahahaha x

You wanted me to writhe in agony, simultaneously clutching and clenching my ass cheeks, begging for the burning to stop....and when I do fall asleep from sheer exhaustion, waking the next morning with an ass that has so many little blisters... it looks like festive bubble wrap!

That's what you wanted...."

Omfg..... I'm crying.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Owwwwwww I only wanted you to try it to make me laugh hahahahaha x

You wanted me to writhe in agony, simultaneously clutching and clenching my ass cheeks, begging for the burning to stop....and when I do fall asleep from sheer exhaustion, waking the next morning with an ass that has so many little blisters... it looks like festive bubble wrap!

That's what you wanted....

Omfg..... I'm crying..... "

Did you get waxed too..?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Keep your arse cheeks well greased, now there’s no hair, the skin will be in constant friction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Keep your arse cheeks well greased, now there’s no hair, the skin will be in constant friction. "

Plentiful amounts of talc.... might shove a few chalk sticks up there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's the bum this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How's the bum this morning "

Super smooth....I even enjoyed groping myself!

My next fear is the eventual itchiness as the new hairs emerge..

If I could afford it..I'd laser it off..!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update

5 days have passed and my bottom is still very rimmable!

I was expecting the itch of new hairs sooner but it's yet to arrive.... I'm. It sure if it's worth the pain, but it's certainly something I'll consider before a meet/club visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao, glad it was worth the pain

I only get waxed downstairs if I'm going on holiday. Never had it done yet that hasn't left me bleeding, bruised and looking like a plucked chicken.

I'll stick to veet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm scared I'd leave the veet type product on for too long and then look like an plucked chicken turned inside out!

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By *heeky_subCouple
over a year ago

northampton

I get waxed below about every three weeks, the longer you let it grow, I've found it hurts a little more.

X

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You must be mad!! I'm hairy, people can deal with it or not meet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There probably is a little thread of masochism that runs through me...

I'm happy with the hair on the rest of my body, I simply like the nethers to be smooth...and one day thought about having someone pour super hot wax on my ass... as one does. Right..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't imagine the part where the bum cheek meets the thigh ever gets easier and certain areas of the crack sting too.

I know I would never be able to wax myself...I just couldn't bring myself to pull! "

if your bum cheeks meet your thighs you need an orthopaedic surgeon, not waxing!

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