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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

There isn’t enough nakedness I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look great and your picky...perfect combination lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "
I'm getting the post lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffiently hit by that ugly tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think "

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Only guys? what about us ladies

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Too many cock pics!

Ooops sorry... My phone automatically types that these days x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I message you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? I'm getting the post lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "

Well your profile is way to short, and you don't açcept mail from old gits like me... thats yer problem

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them? "

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only guys? what about us ladies "

Sorry I mean ladies too, I need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "

FS, moan moan moan, bleating, whinge, complain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear "

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many cock pics!

Ooops sorry... My phone automatically types that these days x"

Would cock pics help

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "

Your age preference tops out at 45, and you state on your profile you hardly meet. You do the math

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? I'm getting the post lol

"
Someone gets it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I message you "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?

Your age preference tops out at 45, and you state on your profile you hardly meet. You do the math "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Only guys? what about us ladies

Sorry I mean ladies too, I need help "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real "

We all know that Sid went to Tetly UniversiTEA

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Too many cock pics!

Ooops sorry... My phone automatically types that these days x

Would cock pics help "

Maybe, a few hen & fluffy chick pics would look cute too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

Knew you’d understand swing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

We all know that Sid went to Tetly UniversiTEA "

Does it involve tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just another timewaster. You'll ruin it for the genuine ones you know.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Im sorry to say this but i find the truth the best policy in these situations. Cruel to be kind yada yada yada. Sweetheart some of us have boutie on the outside some of us on the inside and some are how should I put this hmmm he ok a fucking minger. Hope this helps. Looks back and fucking runs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many cock pics!

Ooops sorry... My phone automatically types that these days x

Would cock pics help

Maybe, a few hen & fluffy chick pics would look cute too "

Oh those would definitely be cute but probably would be rejected by the mods especially if I’m not in the picture

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real "

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just another timewaster. You'll ruin it for the genuine ones you know. "

Really? I know, I’m just ruining it all, I’ll got unlos now.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I've always had a thing for the ugly sisters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should come out of your fortress so we can all pounce on you. I mean erm have you round for tea. And cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im sorry to say this but i find the truth the best policy in these situations. Cruel to be kind yada yada yada. Sweetheart some of us have boutie on the outside some of us on the inside and some are how should I put this hmmm he ok a fucking minger. Hope this helps. Looks back and fucking runs "

Oi I’m not wearing heels I can chase you you cheeky fecker!

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

Wish you was closer..you look great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just another timewaster. You'll ruin it for the genuine ones you know. "

Now that was predictable, a post mentions tea and The Hatter was right there poised and thirsty

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Im sorry to say this but i find the truth the best policy in these situations. Cruel to be kind yada yada yada. Sweetheart some of us have boutie on the outside some of us on the inside and some are how should I put this hmmm he ok a fucking minger. Hope this helps. Looks back and fucking runs

Oi I’m not wearing heels I can chase you you cheeky fecker! "

Ooerrrr chase me chase me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario "

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out? "

Ears prick up

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"You should come out of your fortress so we can all pounce on you. I mean erm have you round for tea. And cake. "

Wrong fairytale, that's Hansel and Gretel...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should come out of your fortress so we can all pounce on you. I mean erm have you round for tea. And cake. "

I was allowed out of my fortress on Saturday, with a lot of fabbers for drinks and food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think "

Exactly that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out? "

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m out of your age range but have Fabbed your pic

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out? "

It depends how much you want to satisfy your audience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im sorry to say this but i find the truth the best policy in these situations. Cruel to be kind yada yada yada. Sweetheart some of us have boutie on the outside some of us on the inside and some are how should I put this hmmm he ok a fucking minger. Hope this helps. Looks back and fucking runs

Oi I’m not wearing heels I can chase you you cheeky fecker!

Ooerrrr chase me chase me "

Nah I can’t be bothered, I’ll just wait and hide my time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror "

What about taken over the toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "

You look stunning but out of age range as I’d have messaged you many times x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror "
And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Im sorry to say this but i find the truth the best policy in these situations. Cruel to be kind yada yada yada. Sweetheart some of us have boutie on the outside some of us on the inside and some are how should I put this hmmm he ok a fucking minger. Hope this helps. Looks back and fucking runs

Oi I’m not wearing heels I can chase you you cheeky fecker!

Ooerrrr chase me chase me

Nah I can’t be bothered, I’ll just wait and hide my time "

Smartarse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere "

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "

You are not been serious are you ? Don’t need the naked pics you look fine and dandy in your underwear !

Well to me you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im sorry to say this but i find the truth the best policy in these situations. Cruel to be kind yada yada yada. Sweetheart some of us have boutie on the outside some of us on the inside and some are how should I put this hmmm he ok a fucking minger. Hope this helps. Looks back and fucking runs

Oi I’m not wearing heels I can chase you you cheeky fecker!

Ooerrrr chase me chase me

Nah I can’t be bothered, I’ll just wait and hide my time

Smartarse "

That’s meant to say bide my time, well you know I’ll just wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you state on ur profile that you hardly meet anyone so maybe this is putting guys off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? "
No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "

Maybe we know you're out of our league.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "

Have you tried a penis avatar. They're well popular

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Having met you I can assure everyone that you are absolutely gorgeous and ravishing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??"
Oh and also I'm sure you're not remotely a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??"

Fucksake

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?

Your age preference tops out at 45, and you state on your profile you hardly meet. You do the math

"

You did ask.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you're really missing is action shots where you can see more of the person who's hanging out of you than you can see of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?

Maybe we know you're out of our league. "

Nobody is out of anyone’s league, that’s how I see it as anyway

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out? "

You should search for the other threads and read what ladies and gents thought about foof out pictures?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??

Fucksake "

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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear "
bits put maybe but more sensual pics can tease. And maybe add some more info to your profile. Then people aren’t guessing what you want or offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be perfectly happy to message you. Lovely public pic..flutters eyelashes...

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "

Your correspondence has been redirected.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?

Your age preference tops out at 45, and you state on your profile you hardly meet. You do the math

You did ask......... "

I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you're really missing is action shots where you can see more of the person who's hanging out of you than you can see of you. "

Yes I knew this was exactly where I was going wrong, do you suggest that they are bareback pictures?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

You should search for the other threads and read what ladies and gents thought about foof out pictures? "

Yeah I did think about that

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?

Your age preference tops out at 45, and you state on your profile you hardly meet. You do the math

You did ask.........

I know "

(Coughs) I’ll just get my coat..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you're really missing is action shots where you can see more of the person who's hanging out of you than you can see of you.

Yes I knew this was exactly where I was going wrong, do you suggest that they are bareback pictures? "

Always! Definitely bareback, but make sure you hastily inform people that it's an ex who's definitely given you permission whenever someone calls you up on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?

Your correspondence has been redirected. "

To where? What’s all these yellow things in my mailbox?

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By *ikebikeMan
over a year ago

wallasey

You look stunning to me wish I was younger and closer you are edible cannot understand why you have not got many men begging to meet you I would!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?

Your age preference tops out at 45, and you state on your profile you hardly meet. You do the math

You did ask.........

I know "
Smh vigorously

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

You should search for the other threads and read what ladies and gents thought about foof out pictures?

Yeah I did think about that "

Tee hee! ( hope the humour came across adequately)

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "

We exchanged words 8 months ago?? Might have been face pic Friday??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you're really missing is action shots where you can see more of the person who's hanging out of you than you can see of you.

Yes I knew this was exactly where I was going wrong, do you suggest that they are bareback pictures?

Always! Definitely bareback, but make sure you hastily inform people that it's an ex who's definitely given you permission whenever someone calls you up on it. "

Right I need to get onto this then, but I haven’t got any bareback pics with an ex so are you suggesting I lie and actually have bareback sex, isnt that a sin?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need verifying?

I'll help....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "

Defo not!

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By *r PoliteMan
over a year ago

Long Eaton

i'm about 6 weeks over your age range, so can't message you, although would if I could..

Maybe a couple more decent photos? - more sexy than explicit. I think some blokes think a close up of your tuppence is about as appealing as some women find cock shots.

I'm always a bit wary of profiles where the location is too vague, 'south yorkshire' is a big area. As I'm from nottingham, knowing whether you are in sheffield or barnsley might make a difference. I doubt it would be too revealing if you put the nearest large town.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you need verifying?

I'll help.... "

I have a green tick

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

* sighs and gives up *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??

Fucksake "

You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you're really missing is action shots where you can see more of the person who's hanging out of you than you can see of you.

Yes I knew this was exactly where I was going wrong, do you suggest that they are bareback pictures?

Always! Definitely bareback, but make sure you hastily inform people that it's an ex who's definitely given you permission whenever someone calls you up on it.

Right I need to get onto this then, but I haven’t got any bareback pics with an ex so are you suggesting I lie and actually have bareback sex, isnt that a sin?! "

Feel free, but don't forget to condemn other people for doing it while doing it yourself.

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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

See now you’re getting the attention you want. At least you’re getting the bi ladies too lol. I keep trying for bi fems and not had any luck.

I still think you should add more to your profile and public pics.

Happy hunting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" * sighs and gives up *"

Well I haven’t got the said prop for my picture so I’ll never get a meet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??

Fucksake

You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X "
Yay we're back on track

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??

Fucksake

You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X "

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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


" * sighs and gives up *"
aww hugs

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

too funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See now you’re getting the attention you want. At least you’re getting the bi ladies too lol. I keep trying for bi fems and not had any luck.

I still think you should add more to your profile and public pics.

Happy hunting "

Thanks, happy hunting to you too

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I think your telling fibs or does my 4 messages yesterday not count

SSS xxx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


" * sighs and gives up *aww hugs"
Why thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you're really missing is action shots where you can see more of the person who's hanging out of you than you can see of you.

Yes I knew this was exactly where I was going wrong, do you suggest that they are bareback pictures?

Always! Definitely bareback, but make sure you hastily inform people that it's an ex who's definitely given you permission whenever someone calls you up on it.

Right I need to get onto this then, but I haven’t got any bareback pics with an ex so are you suggesting I lie and actually have bareback sex, isnt that a sin?!

Feel free, but don't forget to condemn other people for doing it while doing it yourself. "

Oh definitely, we love double standards here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" too funny "

I like a laugh sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??

Fucksake

You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X

"
you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think your telling fibs or does my 4 messages yesterday not count

SSS xxx"

shhh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I think your telling fibs or does my 4 messages yesterday not count

SSS xxx"
Yes but do lottery based messages count as actual messages ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??

Fucksake

You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X

you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?"

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have only so much time to give too many women, not enough of me to go round

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??

Fucksake

You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X

you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?

Ouch "
Yes that's strange . I mean you never see guys post threads like this . You're wierd

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

I think it’s because you don’t accommodate and profile is long winded

Try changing those and see what happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??

Fucksake

You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X

you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?

Ouch Yes that's strange . I mean you never see guys post threads like this . You're wierd "

I’m weird? Thanks. It would be a bit boring if we were all the same

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've got it why didn't I see it before. You need a boot shot. No not a boob job there are ample (I think) a boot shot. I'll borrow you mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it’s because you don’t accommodate and profile is long winded

Try changing those and see what happens "

I know it must be difficult to read 2 lines but stay with it, it’s good once you get to the end!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got it why didn't I see it before. You need a boot shot. No not a boob job there are ample (I think) a boot shot. I'll borrow you mine "

I’ve got my DMs would that help?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??

Fucksake

You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X

you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?

Ouch Yes that's strange . I mean you never see guys post threads like this . You're wierd

I’m weird? Thanks. It would be a bit boring if we were all the same "
Indeed . I hasten ( needlessly ) to add i was being a tad sarcastic !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??

Fucksake

You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X

you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?

Ouch Yes that's strange . I mean you never see guys post threads like this . You're wierd

I’m weird? Thanks. It would be a bit boring if we were all the same Indeed . I hasten ( needlessly ) to add i was being a tad sarcastic !!"

Haha

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"I think it’s because you don’t accommodate and profile is long winded

Try changing those and see what happens

I know it must be difficult to read 2 lines but stay with it, it’s good once you get to the end! "

Ditto

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've got it why didn't I see it before. You need a boot shot. No not a boob job there are ample (I think) a boot shot. I'll borrow you mine

I’ve got my DMs would that help? "

Ohhh yes they'll do it for me. Take me right back to my youth. I'll get the hair clippers out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got it why didn't I see it before. You need a boot shot. No not a boob job there are ample (I think) a boot shot. I'll borrow you mine

I’ve got my DMs would that help?

Ohhh yes they'll do it for me. Take me right back to my youth. I'll get the hair clippers out."

Great stuff

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real

I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario

That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?

At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere

I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??

Fucksake

You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X

you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?

Ouch Yes that's strange . I mean you never see guys post threads like this . You're wierd

I’m weird? Thanks. It would be a bit boring if we were all the same "

From where I come from you are limited edition (not weird)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?

Maybe we know you're out of our league.

Nobody is out of anyone’s league, that’s how I see it as anyway "

That was intended as a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think "

I much prefer the subtlety, although I’d suggest more about you in the profile would work well...oh and Forum activity...ramp that up and things will happen! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

I much prefer the subtlety, although I’d suggest more about you in the profile would work well...oh and Forum activity...ramp that up and things will happen! xx"

Me or Babs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?

Maybe we know you're out of our league.

Nobody is out of anyone’s league, that’s how I see it as anyway

That was intended as a compliment. "

Oh sorry went way over my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?

Maybe we know you're out of our league.

Nobody is out of anyone’s league, that’s how I see it as anyway

That was intended as a compliment.

Oh sorry went way over my head! "

No worries, at least you know now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say you come across as far too needy and a bit of a munter!

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By *ewBurtonMan
over a year ago

Derby

Out of my age range xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's the fortress...

Had a look at the profile, honestly I'm surprised you're not getting the same message spam that all the females get on here...

Might check my siege equipment and try my luck :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/12/17 13:02:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in...

Reads thread...

Checks calender... yeah it's Thursday...

Checks profile and perv...err peruses pics....

Thinks if she can't get a meet ..

Then I'm well fked...

Slips back unnoticed into the man cave....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanders in...

Reads thread...

Checks calender... yeah it's Thursday...

Checks profile and perv...err peruses pics....

Thinks if she can't get a meet ..

Then I'm well fked...

Slips back unnoticed into the man cave.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously standards are too high. Remember any knob does the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd say you come across as far too needy and a bit of a munter! "

Well some of us had to fall out of the ugly tree you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otmale4cplMan
over a year ago

somewhere

You have charming figure but in my opinion, only 1 picture on profile and not very clear.

Secondly you have restricted age limits.

Remove it , it doesn't allow to message you.

Hope it will help....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?

Your age preference tops out at 45, and you state on your profile you hardly meet. You do the math "

Mathsssssss ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Obviously standards are too high. Remember any knob does the job "

I shall consider that next time I get a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say you come across as far too needy and a bit of a munter!

Well some of us had to fall out of the ugly tree you know "

I was lying through my back teeth!

Through it, bloody thing must have fallen on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "
don't look ugly to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "

Can’t message you to say either way

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Well slap my thigh,I've never been to a panto that has an ugly sister looking like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well slap my thigh,I've never been to a panto that has an ugly sister looking like you. "

Speaking of thigh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well slap my thigh,I've never been to a panto that has an ugly sister looking like you. "

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"Well slap my thigh,I've never been to a panto that has an ugly sister looking like you.

"
Did you read the manual How to decode the fab man ? Maybe that's where you are going wrong. They message in a different language. Oh wait, you said you didn't get any messages.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

You'll never get one from me.

But only because I am out of your age range.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Well slap my thigh,I've never been to a panto that has an ugly sister looking like you. "

Oh no you haven't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem to be more of a talker than a fucker.... If you combine the two and focus on cock munching I'm a lot more men will be clamouring at your digital inbox

Btw nice sexy profile... Wish I could be as susscint lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well slap my thigh,I've never been to a panto that has an ugly sister looking like you.

Did you read the manual How to decode the fab man ? Maybe that's where you are going wrong. They message in a different language. Oh wait, you said you didn't get any messages. "

A manual you say? Send it my way, some men are hard bloody work

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Well slap my thigh,I've never been to a panto that has an ugly sister looking like you.

Oh no you haven't "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Well slap my thigh,I've never been to a panto that has an ugly sister looking like you.

Did you read the manual How to decode the fab man ? Maybe that's where you are going wrong. They message in a different language. Oh wait, you said you didn't get any messages.

A manual you say? Send it my way, some men are hard bloody work "
I left this thread 3 hours ago and just arrived back and they're still not getting it

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Well slap my thigh,I've never been to a panto that has an ugly sister looking like you.

Did you read the manual How to decode the fab man ? Maybe that's where you are going wrong. They message in a different language. Oh wait, you said you didn't get any messages.

A manual you say? Send it my way, some men are hard bloody work I left this thread 3 hours ago and just arrived back and they're still not getting it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well slap my thigh,I've never been to a panto that has an ugly sister looking like you.

Did you read the manual How to decode the fab man ? Maybe that's where you are going wrong. They message in a different language. Oh wait, you said you didn't get any messages.

A manual you say? Send it my way, some men are hard bloody work I left this thread 3 hours ago and just arrived back and they're still not getting it "

Stop stealing and redirecting my mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its sydney university. This is what happens when you dont put it on your profile text!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon the lady misleads us, the slipper fitted so tough Cinders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I reckon the lady misleads us, the slipper fitted so tough Cinders "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its sydney university. This is what happens when you dont put it on your profile text!"

Oh right I didn’t think they were real!

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By *oppaMan
over a year ago

WALSALL


"There isn’t enough nakedness I think

But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?

I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear

Well I asked the same question and I was advised that my profile is poor and boring need to put some effort into it and make it interesting hope this can help "

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By *onny-2008Man
over a year ago

Manchester/ Lancaster

I'll message u but u need to change age range xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This thread is purely a tongue in cheek thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its sydney university. This is what happens when you dont put it on your profile text!

Oh right I didn’t think they were real! "

I shit you not. Little bastards they are. Always meddling with profiles and stealing photos. The struggle is real

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

boo you bell bungalows????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you'd messaged me with more than simply, "Fancy a fuck?" I may have replied.

I'm not a piece of meat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You d get my attention but I m too old and definately not fit enough.. Being a lowly mountain runner????

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "
. U look mighty fine to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there no desperate men up your way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you entertain me if I came up your way to run a couple of hills... I ain t short of energy n love a woman to feast upon??

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Op we actually have a mutual friend that lives in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many cock pics!

Ooops sorry... My phone automatically types that these days x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "

Hard to believe, lovely, sexy, kinky lady! I have messaged you and would love to see and learn more

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