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"When I woman says "Would you like a bacon and egg sarny?" I instantly have to take her to the bedroom (Then promptly drop her back in the kitchen for said bacon and egg sarny)" Your like to live dangerously it would seem.. An egg in a sarnie, do you not worry about wearing the yoke? | |||
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"When I woman says "Would you like a bacon and egg sarny?" I instantly have to take her to the bedroom (Then promptly drop her back in the kitchen for said bacon and egg sarny) Your like to live dangerously it would seem.. An egg in a sarnie, do you not worry about wearing the yoke? " Nothing better than a runny egg on a sarnie. Even if it does mean living life on the edge | |||
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"Aphrodisiac is a word.  "Bugger... where did that pesky "d" come from... Made sure there were no autocarrot changes in the text body, forgot to check the title... Classic schoolboy error... | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees.... "Would you care to elaborate? It is purely for research purposes alone and none of the information supplied would be used in gaining an unfair advantage in any future correspondence...  | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees.... "It's all in the profile  | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Would you care to elaborate?
It is purely for research purposes alone and none of the information supplied would be used in gaining an unfair advantage in any future correspondence... "In public? OK....but none of you are allowed to use this at any time to disarm me! The threat of what's to come usually does it for me...out and about somewhere and suddenly he whispers "I am gonna fuck you into next week when I get you home"...things like that...   | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
It's all in the profile "You have a firm spot on my hotlist because of your profile....maybe the pics played a part too | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees.... "Are you ticklish at the backs of your knees?  | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Are you ticklish at the backs of your knees? "No...but if you run your fingertips down the backs of my legs there may be a response... | |||
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"Humour is the best aphrodisiac for me Wit and banter make me weak at the knees As does food "Sausages and jokes....got it! We're so alike! | |||
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"Humour is the best aphrodisiac for me Wit and banter make me weak at the knees As does food "So the ideal thing is food that’s funny, like one of those vegetables that looks like an elephant or something? That’s some strange perverted shit right there  | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Are you ticklish at the backs of your knees?
No...but if you run your fingertips down the backs of my legs there may be a response... "How about running them upwards instead? | |||
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"Humour is the best aphrodisiac for me Wit and banter make me weak at the knees As does food
Sausages and jokes....got it!
We're so alike! "Sausage jokes are the Wurst. | |||
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"Humour is the best aphrodisiac for me Wit and banter make me weak at the knees As does food
Sausages and jokes....got it!
We're so alike! "Who loves ya baby  | |||
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"Humour is the best aphrodisiac for me Wit and banter make me weak at the knees As does food "Food has the same effect on me... The Christmas food shop to be precise, I'm usually buckling under the weight of all those bags. .. | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Are you ticklish at the backs of your knees?
No...but if you run your fingertips down the backs of my legs there may be a response...
How about running them upwards instead? "That'll work... | |||
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"Humour is the best aphrodisiac for me Wit and banter make me weak at the knees As does food
Sausages and jokes....got it!
We're so alike!
Sausage jokes are the Wurst. " | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Are you ticklish at the backs of your knees?
No...but if you run your fingertips down the backs of my legs there may be a response...
How about running them upwards instead?
That'll work... "Maybe, we would have to try it a few times to see what happens  | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Are you ticklish at the backs of your knees?
No...but if you run your fingertips down the backs of my legs there may be a response...
How about running them upwards instead?
That'll work...
Maybe, we would have to try it a few times to see what happens "Are you flirting with me? | |||
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"I love messages that are a little dry in humour. Funny messages will always make me look at a persons profile. A little bit of filthy flirting is what makes me go weak at the knees..... Only once a connection has been established though "Oh and hello you | |||
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"Yes, I like to be wooed, there aren't many who are good at wooing these days "Woo-woo, how'd you like my train impression. | |||
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"I love messages that are a little dry in humour. Funny messages will always make me look at a persons profile. A little bit of filthy flirting is what makes me go weak at the knees..... Only once a connection has been established though
Oh and hello you "Hello my sweet  | |||
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"Does a well constructed sentence make you go weak at the knees? Or does an amusing verse ignite your fire? The mind is the most erogenous part of our bodies so what does it for you? " When someone's written word displays intelligence, wit and an enquiring, open mind, with its author happy to converse honestly and thoughtfully about a wide range of topics no matter how weird or wonderful. That's what does it for me | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees.... "Nice tits. Fancy a snog? | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Nice tits. Fancy a snog? "That'll do....  | |||
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"Absolutely.....one guy practically talked me into bed and i miss his chit chat as he doesnt seem to speak to me any more ;( "I think some enjoy the chase more than the catch. | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Nice tits. Fancy a snog?
That'll do.... "
Op, spelling and grammar doesn't have me as much as a good sense of humour, if we're not laughing together, how much fun do you think we'll have in a room together?
A well constructed joke will do me. | |||
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"When I woman says "Would you like a bacon and egg sarny?" I instantly have to take her to the bedroom (Then promptly drop her back in the kitchen for said bacon and egg sarny)" If she has the energy to make you a bacon and eggs sandwich after sex, you don't deserve the fucking sandwich | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Would you care to elaborate?
It is purely for research purposes alone and none of the information supplied would be used in gaining an unfair advantage in any future correspondence...
In public?
OK....but none of you are allowed to use this at any time to disarm me!
The threat of what's to come usually does it for me...out and about somewhere and suddenly he whispers "I am gonna fuck you into next week when I get you home"...things like that...
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Nice tits. Fancy a snog?
That'll do....
Op, spelling and grammar doesn't have me as much as a good sense of humour, if we're not laughing together, how much fun do you think we'll have in a room together?
A well constructed joke will do me. "Mr B, I do believe that you are trying to seduce me... I'm not sure how much fun we could have in a room together, but maybe an afternoon reciting lines from Monty pythons sketches would be right up your back alley.. | |||
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"When I woman says "Would you like a bacon and egg sarny?" I instantly have to take her to the bedroom (Then promptly drop her back in the kitchen for said bacon and egg sarny) If she has the energy to make you a bacon and eggs sandwich after sex, you don't deserve the fucking sandwich "Well what can I say...I'm shite in bed | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Would you care to elaborate?
It is purely for research purposes alone and none of the information supplied would be used in gaining an unfair advantage in any future correspondence...
In public?
OK....but none of you are allowed to use this at any time to disarm me!
The threat of what's to come usually does it for me...out and about somewhere and suddenly he whispers "I am gonna fuck you into next week when I get you home"...things like that...
I agree especially if it's in a accent that I adore "Well if you like accents, I'm sporting a rather exceptional accent today due to a very sore throat.. I'm sounding somewhat like the bastard love child of Barry white and Phil Mitchell, after he had smoked 40 b&h all his life since birth.. It's uber sexy I can tell you.. But you'd have to lean in close as I can barely whisper.. | |||
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"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground "What if I asked you to "come hither"? I say that a lot | |||
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"If this is the case then being dyslexic must make me a right turn off lol x " I can assure you there are no spelling Nazis allowed in this thread... it's not the correct spelling of the words but the meaning that is behind those words that will attract people. "And yet one avirres shoemow, fidns hmislef losonenig the hokos of her derss in a starnge bdoreom, feels the aumtun drpponig its silk and lnien levaes auobt her aknles." A few lines from the poem Arrival which although spelled atrociously, is still readable. | |||
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"If this is the case then being dyslexic must make me a right turn off lol x " Not at all x | |||
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"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground "Each man doth aspire With she he doth admire To ignite loves blazing fire And then the burning desire Of this passionate esquire Is to quench the maiden’s fire | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Nice tits. Fancy a snog?
That'll do....
Op, spelling and grammar doesn't have me as much as a good sense of humour, if we're not laughing together, how much fun do you think we'll have in a room together?
A well constructed joke will do me.
Mr B,
I do believe that you are trying to seduce me...
I'm not sure how much fun we could have in a room together, but maybe an afternoon reciting lines from Monty pythons sketches would be right up your back alley.. "You can believe what you want... and your putting nothing up my back ally, no matter how funny it is. | |||
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Nice tits. Fancy a snog?
That'll do....
Op, spelling and grammar doesn't have me as much as a good sense of humour, if we're not laughing together, how much fun do you think we'll have in a room together?
A well constructed joke will do me.
Mr B,
I do believe that you are trying to seduce me...
I'm not sure how much fun we could have in a room together, but maybe an afternoon reciting lines from Monty pythons sketches would be right up your back alley..
You can believe what you want... and your putting nothing up my back ally, no matter how funny it is. "Just think, it might make your day, Or it could make your whole week.. | |||
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"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground
What if I asked you to "come hither"? I say that a lot "Do you raise one eyebrow when you say it | |||
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"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground
Each man doth aspire
With she he doth admire
To ignite loves blazing fire
And then the burning desire
Of this passionate esquire
Is to quench the maiden’s fire"And there they go again | |||
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"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground "I'll have to try that, allakazam doesn't seem to be working. | |||
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"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground
Each man doth aspire
With she he doth admire
To ignite loves blazing fire
And then the burning desire
Of this passionate esquire
Is to quench the maiden’s fire
And there they go again "I don't believe you... Photographic evidence would obviously suffice... | |||
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"Yes they are. I'd like to elaborate, but I know it when I read it . Either something witty, or something that fills my head with the image of the words can make me want to jump into bed that instant "Private message on its way | |||
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"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground
Each man doth aspire
With she he doth admire
To ignite loves blazing fire
And then the burning desire
Of this passionate esquire
Is to quench the maiden’s fire
And there they go again
I don't believe you...
Photographic evidence would obviously suffice... "A photo of my crumpled knickers | |||
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"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground
Each man doth aspire
With she he doth admire
To ignite loves blazing fire
And then the burning desire
Of this passionate esquire
Is to quench the maiden’s fire
And there they go again
I don't believe you...
Photographic evidence would obviously suffice...
A photo of my crumpled knickers "I'm easily pleased.. | |||
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"I've just been reminded of my most favourite Oh my "Your most favourite what? Curious now | |||
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"I wondered as lonely as a cloud That's because I'm bi and proud Yes I'm only looking for other chicks So stop sending me those gross d*ck pics x " I'll have you know that was one pretty cock It was fat and well formed like a well stuffed silk sock And bi you say, that means you swing both directions And I've seen your pics and, well, I've a massive erection So be a good girl and and be most obliging Get here pronto whether by train, bus or driving I haven't got long, that blue pill won't linger And if your too late you will get just the finger.. | |||
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"I wondered as lonely as a cloud That's because I'm bi and proud Yes I'm only looking for other chicks So stop sending me those gross d*ck pics x I'll have you know that was one pretty cock It was fat and well formed like a well stuffed silk sock And bi you say, that means you swing both directions And I've seen your pics and, well, I've a massive erection So be a good girl and and be most obliging Get here pronto whether by train, bus or driving I haven't got long, that blue pill won't linger And if your too late you will get just the finger.. "I'm sorry my friend but I'm not going to come to you So you will have to look for someone else to screw. I hope everything for you goes to plan But me I'm staying with my man x | |||
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"I wondered as lonely as a cloud That's because I'm bi and proud Yes I'm only looking for other chicks So stop sending me those gross d*ck pics x I'll have you know that was one pretty cock It was fat and well formed like a well stuffed silk sock And bi you say, that means you swing both directions And I've seen your pics and, well, I've a massive erection So be a good girl and and be most obliging Get here pronto whether by train, bus or driving I haven't got long, that blue pill won't linger And if your too late you will get just the finger..
I'm sorry my friend but I'm not going to come to you
So you will have to look for someone else to screw.
I hope everything for you goes to plan
But me I'm staying with my man x
"Damn, it would seem I've been cut off at my prime Writing these words that sounded sublime But never one to let adversities stand I will still have some fun by using my hand.. Psx | |||
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