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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We'll do ya?

Let's all play hooky from work, and get a fuckathon going instead.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You've posted this thread precisely 15 mins too late as I've arrived at work * sighs with sadness*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've posted this thread precisely 15 mins too late as I've arrived at work * sighs with sadness* "

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Sounds good to me but I started work at 5am so I to am at work now.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Can we postpone til tomorrow when I’ve got a day off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at work too.

Suppose I could fit about 10 people in the office though.......

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Sod work on my way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faf away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck. Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about to head off into a monsoon but a fuck would be much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I soooooooo want a fuck xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I soooooooo want a fuck xx"

I wondered why I was here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I soooooooo want a fuck xx

I wondered why I was here "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course! Although thats largely irrelevant.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am really really in the mood for a fuck today

But I'm already at work

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm sat in my office, working hard (cough) but, I do have a lock on my door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off today as it happens

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You've posted this thread precisely 15 mins too late as I've arrived at work * sighs with sadness* "
Although to be fair I'm at work alone so you could all have an orgy here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The campaign to blow off work gathers momentum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im "working" from home today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess the small amount of paper work I need to do can be rushed or done later.....

I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

If Misterbee and Highland Fling are in, I’m pulling a sickie today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tempt me I'm horny as fuck from yesterday

.... OK I'm in then

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A sick day from work would go down a treat today, I so don't want to be here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If Misterbee and Highland Fling are in, I’m pulling a sickie today "

Everybody's in.........and out........and in.........and out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then if I must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My day off work so I could have my arm twisted

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Mmmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for that I'm lying in bed just now, I'm nightshift tonight but I can sleep at work!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at home too... luckily I work from home! Anyone in Kent area x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really. My ankle is causing me quite a lot of pain. If someone could bring me tea and a bacon sandwich, that would be great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really. My ankle is causing me quite a lot of pain. If someone could bring me tea and a bacon sandwich, that would be great. "

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not really. My ankle is causing me quite a lot of pain. If someone could bring me tea and a bacon sandwich, that would be great.

No."

Grumpy pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

I'm really tired and a bit hungover from xmas drinkies last night - I'm horny out of my mind!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"If Misterbee and Highland Fling are in, I’m pulling a sickie today

Everybody's in.........and out........and in.........and out "

I’m grabbing Slice of Pie on the way. All work and no play etc ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Misterbee and Highland Fling are in, I’m pulling a sickie today

Everybody's in.........and out........and in.........and out

I’m grabbing Slice of Pie on the way. All work and no play etc ..."

Suck arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really. My ankle is causing me quite a lot of pain. If someone could bring me tea and a bacon sandwich, that would be great.

No.

Grumpy pants. "

I'm not wearing any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on a call currently. Can we fuck at 1015?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will put on the kettle

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Yes please

I'm really tired and a bit hungover from xmas drinkies last night - I'm horny out of my mind!

"

Wow thats a lot of horny-

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"If Misterbee and Highland Fling are in, I’m pulling a sickie today

Everybody's in.........and out........and in.........and out

I’m grabbing Slice of Pie on the way. All work and no play etc ...

Suck arse!"

Jelly bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah please I will put the kettle on and even do cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really. My ankle is causing me quite a lot of pain. If someone could bring me tea and a bacon sandwich, that would be great.

No."

It wasn't aimed at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Misterbee and Highland Fling are in, I’m pulling a sickie today

Everybody's in.........and out........and in.........and out

I’m grabbing Slice of Pie on the way. All work and no play etc ...

Suck arse!

Jelly bean "

Far from it, I now realise how far down the list I am

I feel so used

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Just happen to be off today, who wants to take advantage of me.......please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can accom in work as well

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You know what it's been a while since I've been arse but I'm sure I hear Mr mojo knocking at my door and it's about time he got home the dirty stop out so yes I don't mind if I do

Please don't all run at 1s. Basterds

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'm off work and feeling rubbish..

The last thing I want is a fuck..

Holy shit, I think I may need a priest to do the last rites...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what it's been a while since I've been arse but I'm sure I hear Mr mojo knocking at my door and it's about time he got home the dirty stop out so yes I don't mind if I do

Please don't all run at 1s. Basterds "

This is just the invite I was waiting for

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I'm in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in... "

You sharing that lolly

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Sure am... Sprinkles a plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I certainly do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll do ya?

Let's all play hooky from work, and get a fuckathon going instead. "
sounds good to me come round my hotel in Corby tonight if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, it’s been too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please, it’s been too long. "

I've eaten all the cake

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Yes please anyone local!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohhh I am not at work today so I am definitely up for this!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"You know what it's been a while since I've been arse but I'm sure I hear Mr mojo knocking at my door and it's about time he got home the dirty stop out so yes I don't mind if I do

Please don't all run at 1s. Basterds

This is just the invite I was waiting for "

Ffs there's always somebody just waiting to take advantage of my good nature

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Yes please, it’s been too long. "

Oh ello you. Fancy seeing you here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oohhh I am not at work today so I am definitely up for this!! "

get the kettle on

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oohhh I am not at work today so I am definitely up for this!!

get the kettle on "

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what it's been a while since I've been arse but I'm sure I hear Mr mojo knocking at my door and it's about time he got home the dirty stop out so yes I don't mind if I do

Please don't all run at 1s. Basterds

This is just the invite I was waiting for

Ffs there's always somebody just waiting to take advantage of my good nature "

You've never complained before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always do..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oohhh I am not at work today so I am definitely up for this!!

get the kettle on "

Boiling as we speak!

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

We always fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m checking into the nunnery tomorrow

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

I'm trying!

.....anyone in Hereford(ish) wanna play today..?

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By *ungguy33Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

Lets make the most of this weather and fuck in the rain, i guarentee you'll leave wetter than you have ever been before ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oohhh I am not at work today so I am definitely up for this!! "
I'm closer lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"You know what it's been a while since I've been arse but I'm sure I hear Mr mojo knocking at my door and it's about time he got home the dirty stop out so yes I don't mind if I do

Please don't all run at 1s. Basterds

This is just the invite I was waiting for

Ffs there's always somebody just waiting to take advantage of my good nature

You've never complained before "

You fucker. Runs to get the filters on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m checking into the nunnery tomorrow "

Don't you dare

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I’m checking into the nunnery tomorrow "

I'm already unpacked and ready to collect out tickets to hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what it's been a while since I've been arse but I'm sure I hear Mr mojo knocking at my door and it's about time he got home the dirty stop out so yes I don't mind if I do

Please don't all run at 1s. Basterds

This is just the invite I was waiting for

Ffs there's always somebody just waiting to take advantage of my good nature

You've never complained before

You fucker. Runs to get the filters on. "

oooo hard to get.....I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for a fuck anyone local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oohhh I am not at work today so I am definitely up for this!!

get the kettle on

Boiling as we speak!"

Nice one I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lets make the most of this weather and fuck in the rain, i guarentee you'll leave wetter than you have ever been before ??"

To be fair, you wouldn't need to fuck. If it's raining, just stand there and you're guaranteed to leave wetter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m checking into the nunnery tomorrow

I'm already unpacked and ready to collect out tickets to hell "

Wtf you doing at the nunnery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m checking into the nunnery tomorrow

Don't you dare "

I really am, it’s been a pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m checking into the nunnery tomorrow

Don't you dare

I really am, it’s been a pleasure "

It'll be hard for you to kick the habit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll do ya?

Let's all play hooky from work, and get a fuckathon going instead. "

100% yes !

I am wagging off right now, blaming the rain.

The fuckathon is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m checking into the nunnery tomorrow

Don't you dare

I really am, it’s been a pleasure

It'll be hard for you to kick the habit "

Haha nah I’m grand!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"You know what it's been a while since I've been arse but I'm sure I hear Mr mojo knocking at my door and it's about time he got home the dirty stop out so yes I don't mind if I do

Please don't all run at 1s. Basterds

This is just the invite I was waiting for

Ffs there's always somebody just waiting to take advantage of my good nature

You've never complained before

You fucker. Runs to get the filters on.

oooo hard to get.....I like that "

You know what cakes if you didn't make me laugh so much I'd hunt you down like the dowg you are and I'd I'd I'd I don't know what I'd do but I'd do it twice just so you was Kristol clear

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I’m checking into the nunnery tomorrow

I'm already unpacked and ready to collect out tickets to hell

Wtf you doing at the nunnery? "

Shhhhh it's a kink ok

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

I've been rained off.

But it hasn't dampened my appetite for a good session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh a faf yummy yes please

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Morning all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Morning all "
Morning peach . You joining in the debauchery ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not long had one this morning so have to say no today. But tonight I might want another x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve not long had one this morning so have to say no today. But tonight I might want another x "

Just have another one anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tempted...oh what the heck....YEAH I FANCY A FUCK! Any takers?.....*tumble

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By *ungguy33Man
over a year ago

Salisbury


"Lets make the most of this weather and fuck in the rain, i guarentee you'll leave wetter than you have ever been before ??

To be fair, you wouldn't need to fuck. If it's raining, just stand there and you're guaranteed to leave wetter "

Bad joke i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Misterbee and Highland Fling are in, I’m pulling a sickie today "

If your in,...I'll be pulling something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's lunchtime.

Workers, get your fuck on too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free for 58 mins...whos free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lunchtime fuck anyone local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm about to head off into a monsoon but a fuck would be much better "

Day off and happy to oblige Ma'am.

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

TBs not working and i could always get a migraine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"TBs not working and i could always get a migraine "

Result!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm sat in my office, working hard (cough) but, I do have a lock on my door "

Love being bent over a desk, skirt slid up...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning all Morning peach . You joining in the debauchery ??"

Love a bit of debauchery I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sat in my office, working hard (cough) but, I do have a lock on my door

Love being bent over a desk, skirt slid up... "

Oh yes please, keep talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all Morning peach . You joining in the debauchery ??

Love a bit of debauchery I do "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m checking into the nunnery tomorrow "

Do ya have to pass Northampton to get there??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Morning all Morning peach . You joining in the debauchery ??

Love a bit of debauchery I do "
Well I think I'm post 172 so only three more posts to go . OP are you doing a part 2 thread so peach can join in the debauchery ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’m checking into the nunnery tomorrow

Do ya have to pass Northampton to get there?? "
If you do come to me too . I don't mind sloppy seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm about to head off into a monsoon but a fuck would be much better

Day off and happy to oblige Ma'am. "

Eeerrmmm....*coughs*

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By *otts72Man
over a year ago

London

Could do with a lunchtime fuck right now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all Morning peach . You joining in the debauchery ??

Love a bit of debauchery I do Well I think I'm post 172 so only three more posts to go . OP are you doing a part 2 thread so peach can join in the debauchery ??"

Depends how much fucking gets done.

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By *heekytradesman46Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm in....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Morning all Morning peach . You joining in the debauchery ??

Love a bit of debauchery I do Well I think I'm post 172 so only three more posts to go . OP are you doing a part 2 thread so peach can join in the debauchery ??

Depends how much fucking gets done. "
Ask peach if she's in a fucking mood

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By *acksmith22Man
over a year ago

cannock

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at work but could fit in a social and a meet....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all Morning peach . You joining in the debauchery ??

Love a bit of debauchery I do Well I think I'm post 172 so only three more posts to go . OP are you doing a part 2 thread so peach can join in the debauchery ??

Depends how much fucking gets done. Ask peach if she's in a fucking mood "

She'll batter me if I asked that.

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"TBs not working and i could always get a migraine "

Funny you should say that, I nearly commented on here this morning that I initially didn’t FAF but then after seeing this thread I actually did.

How’s the head feeling right now?

TB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off today as it happens "

Me too but for some reason you’ve blocked me? Confused . Com !!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please! With a side of KFC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please! With a side of KFC. "

Deal!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Yes please! With a side of KFC.

Deal! "

Is there a drink with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancied one. I never got one.

I'll try again tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I can say I do fancy a damn good fuck,with lots of kinky foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always fancy one never get one tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still would love a fuck and lots of play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pass on the fuck and just have a cuddle instead? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what it's been a while since I've been arse but I'm sure I hear Mr mojo knocking at my door and it's about time he got home the dirty stop out so yes I don't mind if I do

Please don't all run at 1s. Basterds

This is just the invite I was waiting for

Ffs there's always somebody just waiting to take advantage of my good nature

You've never complained before

You fucker. Runs to get the filters on.

oooo hard to get.....I like that

You know what cakes if you didn't make me laugh so much I'd hunt you down like the dowg you are and I'd I'd I'd I don't know what I'd do but I'd do it twice just so you was Kristol clear "

Promises, promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I pass on the fuck and just have a cuddle instead? X"

Of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant fault a faf!!

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

Quite a few on here we’d love an invite from.........so we’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please! With a side of KFC.

Deal!

Is there a drink with that? "

Haha depends if ya get a meal or not?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I pass on the fuck and just have a cuddle instead? X

Of course..."

Bits stay in pants though... not into those wiggly worms that men have at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm down for that

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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Damn. Found this too late. Had a free day too

Mrs x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I don't fancy a fuck.

I need one

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!


"I don't fancy a fuck.

I need one "

As do I - anyone fancy a trip up north!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the hot guys are miles away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn. Found this too late. Had a free day too

Mrs x"

The night is young.

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Is there time for me to join in??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All the hot guys are miles away "

Tell em to put 'everywhere and nowhere baby' internet their sat-nags. Mileage is just a bump in the road.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there time for me to join in?? "
hop on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy two fucks at once

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage


"I fancy two fucks at once "

That's just plain greedy

I want two now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a right good old fucking session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh, yes please, I faf quite a bit actually

Peach x

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By *rant4Man
over a year ago

South Wales & London

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning all Morning peach . You joining in the debauchery ??

Love a bit of debauchery I do Well I think I'm post 172 so only three more posts to go . OP are you doing a part 2 thread so peach can join in the debauchery ??

Depends how much fucking gets done. Ask peach if she's in a fucking mood

She'll batter me if I asked that. "

Like a sausage in the chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody in Edinburgh interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have much preferred shenanigans to going to work today.......If only I'd seen this earlier.....Doh. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Qell... To me it is not just about fuck, it is enjoy a woman’s body, make her feel shake and tremble, massage all of her...

Yes a fuck or a blowjob it is not too bad, but I rather prefer the art of sex

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Qell... To me it is not just about fuck, it is enjoy a woman’s body, make her feel shake and tremble, massage all of her...

Yes a fuck or a blowjob it is not too bad, but I rather prefer the art of sex"

The art of sex is great...but sometimes only a fuck will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I already said that it is not too bad but that I rather prefer enjoy sexuality at its full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some time in January if there are any openings anyone would like me to fill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Qell... To me it is not just about fuck, it is enjoy a woman’s body, make her feel shake and tremble, massage all of her...

Yes a fuck or a blowjob it is not too bad, but I rather prefer the art of sex"

And sometimes ya just want to blow your beans up someone's chuff checks and balances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for the record no, I'm good just now..I'm all warm and cozy and can't be bothered frankly..beans are happily un blown tonight

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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Damn. Found this too late. Had a free day too

Mrs x

The night is young."
not for me. Only have daytimes free atm *sniffle*

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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"I have some time in January if there are any openings anyone would like me to fill? "
meeeee

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much fucking going on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some time in January if there are any openings anyone would like me to fill? "

I don't leave my openings opened in this weather Mr Polar Bear?!... but I might consider allowing you to penetrate my orifices dependant on experiencing your self proclaimed kissing skills... Obviously if I don't like you technique I'll shut up shop tho ...

Can you book me in for Spring as I don't like cold copulation (spring baby and all that :0).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some time in January if there are any openings anyone would like me to fill?

I don't leave my openings opened in this weather Mr Polar Bear?!... but I might consider allowing you to penetrate my orifices dependant on experiencing your self proclaimed kissing skills... Obviously if I don't like you technique I'll shut up shop tho ...

Can you book me in for Spring as I don't like cold copulation (spring baby and all that :0)."

Haha, I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some time in January if there are any openings anyone would like me to fill?

I don't leave my openings opened in this weather Mr Polar Bear?!... but I might consider allowing you to penetrate my orifices dependant on experiencing your self proclaimed kissing skills... Obviously if I don't like you technique I'll shut up shop tho ...

Can you book me in for Spring as I don't like cold copulation (spring baby and all that :0)."

A Fab start to spring indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some time in January if there are any openings anyone would like me to fill?

I don't leave my openings opened in this weather Mr Polar Bear?!... but I might consider allowing you to penetrate my orifices dependant on experiencing your self proclaimed kissing skills... Obviously if I don't like you technique I'll shut up shop tho ...

Can you book me in for Spring as I don't like cold copulation (spring baby and all that :0).

A Fab start to spring indeed "

If you book me in and give me definite date it will be yes lol... I've never had a Polar Bear. I hear you're on the brink of extinction, I'm very keen to experience you before you pop your clogs! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy two fucks at once "

Don’t we all

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I fancy two fucks at once

Don’t we all "

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy two fucks at once

Don’t we all "

Lol... if we fucked each other and also got double penetrated at the same time... well I reckon that'd be a very good idea atm we just need a roomy four person bed x lol

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I fancy two fucks at once

Don’t we all

Yep! "

*waves*

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I fancy two fucks at once

Don’t we all

Yep!

*waves* "

Hello

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I fancy two fucks at once

Don’t we all

Yep!

*waves*

Hello "

Ooh, nice fluttering eyelashes

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I really fancy a fuck. Who’s up for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy two fucks at once

Don’t we all

Lol... if we fucked each other and also got double penetrated at the same time... well I reckon that'd be a very good idea atm we just need a roomy four person bed x lol"

And two other people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy two fucks at once

Don’t we all

Lol... if we fucked each other and also got double penetrated at the same time... well I reckon that'd be a very good idea atm we just need a roomy four person bed x lol

And two other people "

At least

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I fancy two fucks at once

Don’t we all

Yep!

*waves*

Hello

Ooh, nice fluttering eyelashes "

Thank you...they come with smouldering eyes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely up for a fk anytime but looking like I ll have to settle for a naked yoga and workout session

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I fancy two fucks at once

Don’t we all

Yep!

*waves*

Hello

Ooh, nice fluttering eyelashes

Thank you...they come with smouldering eyes..."

It’s the come to bed eyes that I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then...

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