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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

to mow apparently.

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over a year ago

I heard it was a meadow but its not been confirmed as yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where animals involved too??? If so it was definitely the meadow they went too.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ah yes...one man and his dog so it was the meadow of course

can't remember the dogs name though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, man in a meadow with animals eh? Sounds dodgy to me

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over a year ago

Very dodgy indeed

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

one man and his dog Spot.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perhaps he was dogging

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

well I don't mind two men and a meadow..but purleese...no dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He DID go to mow, and it WAS a meadow, but, due to the fact he wasn't wearing a hi-vis jacket and his mower didn't have a IS9002 standard kitemark on it he had to go back to the deopt on full pay and remain there for three zillion weeks until a govt quango decided that he'd been unfairly treated and awarded him £50bn in compensation due to the psychological damage he'd sustained from his former colleagues who adapted the popular song:

"One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow, one man and his dog spot, were deemed fucking useless and sent back to the depot coz they couldn't mow a fucking cabbage patch, cos he's a fucking twat."

It's a sad society in which we live.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He DID go to mow, and it WAS a meadow, but, due to the fact he wasn't wearing a hi-vis jacket and his mower didn't have a IS9002 standard kitemark on it he had to go back to the deopt on full pay and remain there for three zillion weeks until a govt quango decided that he'd been unfairly treated and awarded him £50bn in compensation due to the psychological damage he'd sustained from his former colleagues who adapted the popular song:

"One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow, one man and his dog spot, were deemed fucking useless and sent back to the depot coz they couldn't mow a fucking cabbage patch, cos he's a fucking twat."

It's a sad society in which we live. "

lmfao.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

anyone who mentions the chelsea football club song again is off my Christmas card list!

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