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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ho ho ho!

T'is the season to be jolly and all that crap...

Post your funniest Christmas jokes please. Not only will it give us a seasonal chuckle, but it will help out a fellow fab member in their hour of need.

I know there are an abundance of jokers on here, so I'm counting on you! Best one wins... nothing it's just for fun

Please give generously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has Clem hacked your account?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be careful putting christmas decorations up this year!!!

you might catch tinselitus....boom boom

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Which of santa's reindeer has bad manners?....

Rude-olph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas has been cancelled this year after Santa was sectioned, apparently he's been Fucking Crackers for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a Pooches favourite carol?

Bark, the herald angels sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mary Christmas

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Who is santas favourite singer ?

Elf-is Presley

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great start guys thank you

Keep em coming please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christmas has been cancelled this year after Santa was sectioned, apparently he's been Fucking Crackers for years"

I thought that was true for a moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is that it???

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Why does Santa have a crap sex life ?

He only comes once a year and always down the chimney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats the difference between Snow men and Snow women ....... Snowballs

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

College girl sits on Santa's lap and says "Santa, what I want for Christmas is some hair on my pussy"

Santa replies "Will a big white beard do"

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

What do snowmen eat for breakfast

Snowflakes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

This is a joke isn't it...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Has Clem hacked your account? "

I don’t think it's Clem either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshiper that sold his soul to Santa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy was stood on the edge of the top floor of a multi storey car park, it was late on Christmas Eve. He heard a noise behind him and turned to see Father Christmas approaching him.

Father Christmas asked him what was wrong, why was he thinking of jumping?

The guy was crying as he replied that he had nothing to live for, he had lost his job, his wife had left him, she had taken all his money and even taken his dog.

Father Christmas put his hand on the guys shoulder and said that as it was the season of good will he would make it all better. The guy looked puzzled until Father Christmas continued, saying that as he could do magic, he would click his fingers and restore everything to the way it was. He told him his wife was waiting for him at home, he still had his job, there was money in his bank and his dog was home a well.

The guy cried with relief, thanking Father Christmas over and over again. He asked if there was anything he could do to show his thanks.

Father Christmas thought for a moment then sheepishly whispered that he had long wondered what it was like to have sex with a man. The guy looked a bit shocked but then said that it was the least he could do after what Father Christmas had done for him, and started to remove his trousers.

Ten minutes later it was all done and Father Christmas turned to walk away before stopping and turning to the guy, asking him how old he was? 42 he answered. Father Christmas shook his head, 42, and you still believe in Father Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"A guy was stood on the edge of the top floor of a multi storey car park, it was late on Christmas Eve. He heard a noise behind him and turned to see Father Christmas approaching him.

Father Christmas asked him what was wrong, why was he thinking of jumping?

The guy was crying as he replied that he had nothing to live for, he had lost his job, his wife had left him, she had taken all his money and even taken his dog.

Father Christmas put his hand on the guys shoulder and said that as it was the season of good will he would make it all better. The guy looked puzzled until Father Christmas continued, saying that as he could do magic, he would click his fingers and restore everything to the way it was. He told him his wife was waiting for him at home, he still had his job, there was money in his bank and his dog was home a well.

The guy cried with relief, thanking Father Christmas over and over again. He asked if there was anything he could do to show his thanks.

Father Christmas thought for a moment then sheepishly whispered that he had long wondered what it was like to have sex with a man. The guy looked a bit shocked but then said that it was the least he could do after what Father Christmas had done for him, and started to remove his trousers.

Ten minutes later it was all done and Father Christmas turned to walk away before stopping and turning to the guy, asking him how old he was? 42 he answered. Father Christmas shook his head, 42, and you still believe in Father Christmas!

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Why does Santa have Elves in his workshop?

Because the seven Dwarfs were busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman??

A snowwoman is easier to make, because with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make its testicles!!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a singing Christmas tree?

Spruce Springsteen

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Got one up as my status

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

[Removed by poster at 06/12/17 10:50:11]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a TV on here that is all ready for Christmas. He plans to eat, drink and be Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is santa a man?

Because no women could wear the same dress year after year..

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