FabSwingers.com forum: Painful member

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mainly because of overuse but anyone got any quick cures for chapping of the chappie. Got a few raw bits from all night sessions lately and killing me just walking around now. Need quick fix

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I don't think there is a quick fix. You could try slathering on sudocrem, it works on baby's bums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use Vaseline when embarking on an all night wankathon.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would recommend Sudocrem - essential stuff for all manner of soreness, sunburn, insect bites, rashes etc. In fact, pretty much a cure all for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use Vaseline when embarking on an all night wankathon."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leaving it alone? Ads wanked a bit too much once when he was a teeanger (at least I think he was) and it all got a bit swollen.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use Vaseline when embarking on an all night wankathon."

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Stick it in the blender sort it right out

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

Dont use vaseline it's petrochem based as is E45....baby oil and most normal moisturisers.

Water rinse...no soap use hairdryer on low to dry.

Use something like organic coconut oil or marula oil.( Holland and barret)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

New propolis works wonders in all sorts of places

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Bee

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Olive oil and a dash of lemon.

No wait. Wrong thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amputations

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

Toothpaste. Make sure you get it right under the foreskin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep Heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Savlon

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Get a grip OP ffs

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

TCP cures everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont use vaseline it's petrochem based as is E45....baby oil and most normal moisturisers.

Water rinse...no soap use hairdryer on low to dry.

Use something like organic coconut oil or marula oil.( Holland and barret)

Glad I saw this as I dry my privates with a hair dryer but didn't know if it was normal

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By *nnejohnCouple
over a year ago

warrington

duct tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mainly because of overuse but anyone got any quick cures for chapping of the chappie. Got a few raw bits from all night sessions lately and killing me just walking around now. Need quick fix"

Salvon overnight

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

stick it in a glass of milk for half hour.

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

"Get a grip OP ffs

I think this may be the problem.

Loosen the grip op ffs

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Get a grip OP ffs

I think this may be the problem.

Loosen the grip op ffs

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Apple cider vinegar

Cures everything !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just googled it for you and it said cut a hole in a jalapeno pepper and place your member inside the hole and add salt x

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I just googled it for you and it said cut a hole in a jalapeno pepper and place your member inside the hole and add salt x "

That just made me cross my legs and wince lol

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

"I just googled it for you and it said cut a hole in a jalapeno pepper and place your member inside the hole and add salt x "

scotch bonnet peppers. Just give them a good rub on the affected area

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

Iodine will do the trick.

Found in organic natural yoghurt and cranberries.

Generously slap yoghurt over the area or dip cock in glass of cranberry juice. Wait 20 mins either way then rinse and repeat. Might find the yoghurt drips off so use muslin to catch the curds. Squeeze the juices out, pack into a freezer box and enjoy your cock cheese at your leisure

Hey presto one healed old chap and old chap cheese as a Brucie Bonus

Enjoy your cheese

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

This thread should be renamed "how to make a man's privates disappear in a few sentences"

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

Wash said cheese down with remains of the Cranberry juice

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

"This thread should be renamed "how to make a man's privates disappear in a few sentences"

All scientifically proven stuff here JamieP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dettol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wire brush and dettol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#@wwwwwwwwwwoooowwwwwwyoursexisonfire.go and see the doctor lol x

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"This thread should be renamed "how to make a man's privates disappear in a few sentences"

All scientifically proven stuff here JamieP"

LOL phew that's OK then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread should be renamed "how to make a man's privates disappear in a few sentences"

Hahahahahaha well I was going to tell him the bear grylls cure

It involved heating a knitting needle up until it was glowing red and then sliding it down the eye of the member lol x

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"This thread should be renamed "how to make a man's privates disappear in a few sentences"

Hahahahahaha well I was going to tell him the bear grylls cure

It involved heating a knitting needle up until it was glowing red and then sliding it down the eye of the member lol x "

Ffs I'm now in state of non penis!!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

swarfega that might help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread should be renamed "how to make a man's privates disappear in a few sentences"

Hahahahahaha well I was going to tell him the bear grylls cure

It involved heating a knitting needle up until it was glowing red and then sliding it down the eye of the member lol x

Ffs I'm now in state of non penis!!!

Now you are a man on fab my son

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"This thread should be renamed "how to make a man's privates disappear in a few sentences"

Hahahahahaha well I was going to tell him the bear grylls cure

It involved heating a knitting needle up until it was glowing red and then sliding it down the eye of the member lol x

Ffs I'm now in state of non penis!!!

Now you are a man on fab my son

LOL blessed are the non penis men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apply tooth paste followed by mouth wash. Hmm minty!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Acid.

Well you lot started it!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Acid.

Well you lot started it!"

Meat tenderizer, bash away until loosened up then pop into a skillet for a couple of minutes each side then rest for five minutes, it works for steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would recommend Sudocrem - essential stuff for all manner of soreness, sunburn, insect bites, rashes etc. In fact, pretty much a cure all for everything

Or windowleen.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Never had this problem but I’d use a good ole Irish recipe that’s used to treat many ailments... Whiskey. Drink a big glass full then rub a little over the infected area The glass full should kill the pain

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