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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now's your chance to sell yourself!

You can take a short radio/newspaper ad and give us a line or two.

Or go full blown TV ad, describe it to us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He talks, he winks and laughs with glee...

Come and ride on MisterBee.

*model shown is not actual size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: May contain nuts.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Warning: Is nuts. "

FTFY

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Parental Advisory, Explicit Content.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

100% of your RDA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other seasons are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like warm melted Belgian chocolate poured over a perfectly blushing ripe peach, the smooth, dark leather of Fuzz's belt connects with Peach's tiny curves then slowly draws along the bruising skin....

Imagine Nigella narrating

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come in other colours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comes with free spirit level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He talks, he winks and laughs with glee...

Come and ride on MisterBee.

*model shown is not actual size. "

Not quite sure what to expect without the visuals....this could be a pervy santa ad....

Peach x

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

For the Lady who loves....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Does exactly what it says on the tin”

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Petite yet curvy, sexy yet silly, just don't touch her chocolate or she'll bite off your willy

"Warning...do not approach before 8am unless you hold coffee in one hand and bacon buttie in other"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum fly with me, cum fly, cum fly with me... Easy ride.. Low budget ride(free??) with a Lorra lorra bang as you buck

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By *adyLucknGamblersCouple
over a year ago

Harwich / Colchester

Slightly rippled with a flat underside

The pleasure is endless

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

No strap line... especially if she’s married....

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

The ride of your life....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling horny?

Have an itch that’s begging to be scratched?

Have breasts and a vagina?

Find yourself dreaming of another woman’s touch with the added bonus of simultaneous and highly skilled mans touch ?

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Don’t delay, message today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never knowingly over sold

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘This exclusive offer is not available in shops’

(order now and get some free, useless crap thrown in for good measure to)

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Radio advert, posh, sexy male voice.. In the style of the M&S ones...

This woman isn't just vanilla, she is south of Edinburgh finest vanilla. Indugent and full bodied like a very expensive wine. Treat her well and add some kinky sprinkles for an exquisite sensual experience..

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Feeling horny?

Have an itch that’s begging to be scratched?

Have breasts and a vagina?

Find yourself dreaming of another woman’s touch with the added bonus of simultaneous and highly skilled mans touch ?

Don’t delay, message today

Fist choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not available in Northern Ireland

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

You can't get better than a.....

Oh wait

lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The best a man can get, sung to that tune

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

With fully interchangeable parts.....come make the man of your dreams.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Feeling horny?

Have an itch that’s begging to be scratched?

Have breasts and a vagina?

Find yourself dreaming of another woman’s touch with the added bonus of simultaneous and highly skilled mans touch ?

Don’t delay, message today

Fist choice?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"With fully interchangeable parts.....come make the man of your dreams."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other seasons are available "

Can I order you in all of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rated 5* disappointment guarenteed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a dickhead, but I'll make you laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other seasons are available

Can I order you in all of them?

Yes. I come all year round

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By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere

The louder you scream the faster we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badgirl is the default mode

Also comes in good, naughty, dirty and then there’s the deluxe edition

Downright filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*flips hair* Because I'm worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petite yet curvy, sexy yet silly, just don't touch her chocolate or she'll bite off your willy

"Warning...do not approach before 8am unless you hold coffee in one hand and bacon buttie in other" "

Part advert, part public safety announcement. Nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other seasons are available

Can I order you in all of them?

Yes. I come all year round

Sold. How do I order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This’ll age younif you know the tune...

Buck Voyuers a bottle of fun

You can put him in the bath

He’s fun for everyone

He’s always good for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*flips hair* Because I'm worth it. "

I'll buy you! I have £2.15 and a bag full of kinky sex toys...will that work?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet me

I'm good looking enough you wont be embarrassed to be seen with me in public

But ugly enough that no one will want to take me from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call frank and Say no to drugs but say yes to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*flips hair* Because I'm worth it.

I'll buy you! I have £2.15 and a bag full of kinky sex toys...will that work?

Peach x"

Just the sex toys will be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad I'm an evil, sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that will make you rue the day you were born.

When I'm happy, I like to bake fluffy muffins and shit.

Pick me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrLothbrok, an axe wielding, mead drinking, town pillaging motherfucking Viking**

** Not a Viking, doesn’t drink mead (or alcohol for that matter), never pillaged a town. Does own an axe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Do It

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"He talks, he winks and laughs with glee...

Come and ride on MisterBee.

*model shown is not actual size. "

Actual size is a wee but smaller.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Do you want me wrapped or will you eat me now?

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Unlike the Murphy's he's not bitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*flips hair* Because I'm worth it.

I'll buy you! I have £2.15 and a bag full of kinky sex toys...will that work?

Peach x

Just the sex toys will be fine. "

Fastens strap-on.....

Peach x

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've been persuaded to do one...

PlayD8 - Blanket Forts with style, now also available in the UK.

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

If Carlsberg made meets....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He talks, he winks and laughs with glee...

Come and ride on MisterBee.

*model shown is not actual size.

Actual size is a wee but smaller.

Harsh....,

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dashingly handsome, razor sharp wit, winky like a toddler grasping a baseball and with a tongue that can lick clean an individual fruit trifle, now payable in monthly instalments.*

*some or all of the above may be exageratted or downright lies. Requires poor quality coffee and blowjobs to work at full efficiency. See in store for details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sold as seen, No refunds given.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go compare....Go compare

(Compare the rest but we're the best).....JOKE

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Withabix

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