FabSwingers.com forum: Would you lick a beavers anus?

By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact.

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact. "

Wonder who tried it the first time

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

If people actually thought about how cheese is made they probably wouldn't eat it either...

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"If people actually thought about how cheese is made they probably wouldn't eat it either...

Moon rocks. Yuk.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact.

Wonder who tried it the first time

I know right??? Or did someone misinterpret 'mmmm your beaver tastes like raspberries...'?!?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'll never look at a clinker the same way again

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact. "

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"I'll never look at a clinker the same way again "

How do you think they came up with the idea of malteasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact. "

Well I'll be DAMned

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

Anyone for a flake in your raspberry ripple?

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

Imagine demonstrating that one in the dragons den

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Anyone for a flake in your raspberry ripple?"

Chocolate flake ? Ya ok

Wot....

just cos you no wear it came from don't change the tast of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red food colouring is made from tiny little beetles that they crush up and liqify x

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"Anyone for a flake in your raspberry ripple?

Chocolate flake ? Ya ok

Wot....

just cos you no wear it came from don't change the tast of it

A persuasive argument for the next time you want a rimming on a fab meet.

Thank me later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red food colouring is made from tiny little beetles that they crush up and liqify x "

Cochineal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely raspberry with a hint of nuttiness

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Imagine demonstrating that one in the dragons den

Lol

Like most food processors thes days thay don't say wear from unles arsked.

And just give it a different name like

Eg (B45 flavouring)

Thay Just give out a tast test and go from Thar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red food colouring is made from tiny little beetles that they crush up and liqify x

Cochineal

Yes that's the name lol

So a raspberry cake with red icing is basicly beavers anus and crushed beetle lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that's why there was a hair on my Cornetto.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Makes you wonder what you would find between a camels toe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Thailand birds nest soup is considered a delicacy and extremely expensive. It's made out of the the solidified saliva of a swiftlet bird. And when cooled looks like jellified pasta.

Eww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Thailand birds nest soup is considered a delicacy and extremely expensive. It's made out of the the solidified saliva of a swiftlet bird. And when cooled looks like jellified pasta.

Eww"

*cooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering what brown sauce is made of

Omg

Marmite even

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Yes, Id lick your beaver and anus....xxx and his too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red food colouring is made from tiny little beetles that they crush up and liqify x "

Is it classed as part of your 5 a day would you know ??

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"Yes, Id lick your beaver and anus....xxx and his too. "

I can promise you neither tastes ofof raspberries.

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

saveloy is mixed up pigs brain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is made with castorium, which comes from sacs under the beavers skin beneath it's tail, not directly from its anus.

They use is like other animals to mark territory

It's used in perfumes as well.

Loads of common breads have human hair in them. Think its called cysteine or something similar. have seem it on bagel ingredients before. yum

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"saveloy is mixed up pigs brain lol"

I love savaloy

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"It is made with castorium, which comes from sacs under the beavers skin beneath it's tail, not directly from its anus.

They use is like other animals to mark territory

It's used in perfumes as well.

Loads of common breads have human hair in them. Think its called cysteine or something similar. have seem it on bagel ingredients before. yum

Your honour i didn't lick its anus. I only licked around the anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact. "

Why on earth don't they just use raspberries for raspberry flavour

I don't want to lick a beaver

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact. "

Daren't think about a raspberry ripple effect

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact.

Why on earth don't they just use raspberries for raspberry flavour

I don't want to lick a beaver"

We know. Weve already checked out your profile and unfortunately you're straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact.

Why on earth don't they just use raspberries for raspberry flavour

I don't want to lick a beaver"

I think the man they left incharge of the flavour machine is called Mr bear grylls x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you see half the shit that goes into sausages you wouldn't eat them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your honour i didn't lick its anus. I only licked around the anus

your honour, my client will now demonstrate on Herr for the courtroom

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Is this tonight's challenge on I'm a Celebrity??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr...whats wrong with raspberries...

Blows giant raspberry at thread..

Wanders back to the man cave shaking head bemusedly...

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Wondering what brown sauce is made of

Omg

Marmite even"

You’re ok, Marmite has no animal extract in it at all

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Is this tonight's challenge on I'm a Celebrity??"

Lol

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"Your honour i didn't lick its anus. I only licked around the anus

your honour, my client will now demonstrate on Herr for the courtroom"

So long as we can cross examine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact.

Why on earth don't they just use raspberries for raspberry flavour

I don't want to lick a beaver

We know. Weve already checked out your profile and unfortunately you're straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact.

Why on earth don't they just use raspberries for raspberry flavour

I don't want to lick a beaver

I think the man they left incharge of the flavour machine is called Mr bear grylls x "

I wouldn't trust him to cook dinner at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope! Can't reach my own ass! Didn't realise it tasted like raspberry though!

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"Nope! Can't reach my own ass! Didn't realise it tasted like raspberry though!

We can taste check if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope! Can't reach my own ass! Didn't realise it tasted like raspberry though!

We can taste check if you like

Hehe!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact.

Well I'll be DAMned"

I see what you did there

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact. "

What are the chances of that....beaver anus raspberries in a post.....spooky

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"Did you know that raspberry flavouring originates from the anal secretions of a beaver?

Mad fact.

What are the chances of that....beaver anus raspberries in a post.....spooky"

This is Fab. I'm surprised anything surprises you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bannanas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfftt...

Who hasn't licked a beaver's anus?

Bloody amateurs.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Oh my God what's the obsession with bum holes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer licking beavers

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