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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

Why dont people like spiders ?..

got in from the pub and a massive one in my bath..

hung a towel in to help him out and now (an hour later) he or she has gone..

so where is he or she now ?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i don't like them because my mum doesn't like them..

sounds daft doesn't it lol

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"i think i don't like them because my mum doesn't like them..

sounds daft doesn't it lol "

Yes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're likely to see more spiders this time of year as they become interested in mating around now.

So if you see one suddenly make a dash for the sofa, do bear in mind it's not you the spider's really after - it's the nice safe dark space underneath the sofa... lol

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was a kid my mum and my much older sister used to get hysterical when they seen a spider. That spider you got out the bath could be sitting on your face when you are in bed tonite.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

I moved the bath mat into the sink the other day and a MASSIVE spider climbed out from under it... then dropped onto the floor.. after a lot of screaming and sweating I managed to hoover it up.. I even left the hoover on for about 5 mins to make sure it wasn't in the pipe.. then I could see it crawling about inside!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why dont people like spiders ?..

got in from the pub and a massive one in my bath..

hung a towel in to help him out and now (an hour later) he or she has gone..

so where is he or she now ?...

If it was a large spider then probably a female, why didn't you just pick it up and put it outside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think i don't like them because my mum doesn't like them..

sounds daft doesn't it lol "

my mum was petrified of spiders so brought me up to not be scared plus it gave her someone that could take them out of the house for her

i really don't mind them can pick them up even the big ones

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"i think i don't like them because my mum doesn't like them..

sounds daft doesn't it lol

my mum was petrified of spiders so brought me up to not be scared plus it gave her someone that could take them out of the house for her

i really don't mind them can pick them up even the big ones "

Sorry but just the thought of you picking it up makes me feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't bother me either, have to pick them up and put them out the house before one of my dogs eats them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont mind the little fella's, got a garden full of them at the moment!

Just as long as i dont have to pick them up!! lol

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"When i was a kid my mum and my much older sister used to get hysterical when they seen a spider. That spider you got out the bath could be sitting on your face when you are in bed tonite."

could think of better things sitting on my face tonite and they could b more scarey xx

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I don't like them, but I wouldn't kill them, I just tell them to share the flat nicely and we will all get along, ie keep away from my bed lol

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

There was one in my bathroom once that was so huge I could see its tattoos and 4 pairs of bovver boots. I threw my cat in, slammed the door closed and hoped she'd win the fight. After a lot of banging and clattering, I opened the door and the cat strutted out with a big hairy leg dangling from her mouth ... it could have so easily gone the other way though. She was a brave and feisty moggy!

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"i think i don't like them because my mum doesn't like them..

sounds daft doesn't it lol

my mum was petrified of spiders so brought me up to not be scared plus it gave her someone that could take them out of the house for her

i really don't mind them can pick them up even the big ones

Sorry but just the thought of you picking it up makes me feel sick

wussss

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"I don't like them, but I wouldn't kill them, I just tell them to share the flat nicely and we will all get along, ie keep away from my bed lol"

u scots are scared of nothing....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'kin petrified of them

Slippers, newspapers, vacuums, trainers, fly swats, cats, dogs, hammers, books, hairspray, deodorant, spatulas, bottoms of drink glasses, mugs, stones, spades, cushions, fly spray, wad of A4 paper, telephone directories, wellies are a few items I have used in self defence before now

Sorry nature lovers... I'm not proud just as I've alreay said, petrified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'kin petrified of them

Sorry nature lovers... I'm not proud just as I've alreay said, petrified

its ok hunny i might be good with spiders but i'm like you with wasps i sob like a baby if one comes near me

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"There was one in my bathroom once that was so huge I could see its tattoos and 4 pairs of bovver boots. I threw my cat in, slammed the door closed and hoped she'd win the fight. After a lot of banging and clattering, I opened the door and the cat strutted out with a big hairy leg dangling from her mouth ... it could have so easily gone the other way though. She was a brave and feisty moggy!"

ur mad... should know u cant rely on pussy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love em I've always wanted a trantula but never found a partner yet that likes em

Ain't broached the subject with the OH yet so ya never know xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!

As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"I love em I've always wanted a trantula but never found a partner yet that likes em

Ain't broached the subject with the OH yet so ya never know xx

if u get one can u call him stan...

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!

As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover

and i thought u were nice x

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over a year ago

"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!

As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover

and i thought u were nice x"

She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'kin petrified of them

Sorry nature lovers... I'm not proud just as I've alreay said, petrified

I capture spiders and bees and take them out the house unharmed, but wasps are vile.

We get sooooo many in the kitchen at work I've developed a great tennis lob with the lid off the scone tub and bat them right out the door again!

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!

As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover

and i thought u were nice x

She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population

n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I love em I've always wanted a trantula but never found a partner yet that likes em

Ain't broached the subject with the OH yet so ya never know xx

The tarantula can stay but you can FROFF©® ™

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"'kin petrified of them

Sorry nature lovers... I'm not proud just as I've alreay said, petrified

I capture spiders and bees and take them out the house unharmed, but wasps are vile.

We get sooooo many in the kitchen at work I've developed a great tennis lob with the lid off the scone tub and bat them right out the door again!

im going to be a spider if u invite me to urs... dont want to b a wasp.. though would be interesting to see what u do with the lid of a scone top...x

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over a year ago

"I love em I've always wanted a trantula but never found a partner yet that likes em

Ain't broached the subject with the OH yet so ya never know xx

The tarantula can stay but you can FROFF©® ™"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!

As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover

and i thought u were nice x

She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population

n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx"

Euro Anchor

I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!

As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover

and i thought u were nice x

She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population

n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx

Euro Anchor

I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs

xx"

And ya ain't five foot bloody three either xx

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!

As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover

and i thought u were nice x

She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population

n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx

Euro Anchor

I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs

xx"

the two u have are very nice... now Frock Off x

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"I love em I've always wanted a trantula but never found a partner yet that likes em

Ain't broached the subject with the OH yet so ya never know xx

The tarantula can stay but you can FROFF©® ™"

can u call him stan and can i b god parent xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!

As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover

and i thought u were nice x

She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population

n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx

Euro Anchor

I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs

And ya ain't five foot bloody three either xx

NEITHER ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!

As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover

and i thought u were nice x

She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population

n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx

Euro Anchor

I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs

And ya ain't five foot bloody three either xx

NEITHER ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I am and you know that cause ya bloody measured me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When travelling in Far East, spiders and lizards are great because they get rid of flies and mosquitoes

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!

As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover

and i thought u were nice x

She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population

n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx

Euro Anchor

I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs

And ya ain't five foot bloody three either xx

NEITHER ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I am and you know that cause ya bloody measured me xx

oy were not talkin soapy here its my god child....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!

As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover

and i thought u were nice x

She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population

n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx

Euro Anchor

I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs

And ya ain't five foot bloody three either xx

NEITHER ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I am and you know that cause ya bloody measured me xx

Them Scottish tape measures have the first 4" missing off 'em then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't bother me but if they will put up messy webs in my house they are gonna get hoovered.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Why dont people like spiders ?..

got in from the pub and a massive one in my bath..

hung a towel in to help him out and now (an hour later) he or she has gone..

so where is he or she now ?...

you should of used the towel to make mr spider a bed for the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scare the bejeebers out of me

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By *uro anchor OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Why dont people like spiders ?..

got in from the pub and a massive one in my bath..

hung a towel in to help him out and now (an hour later) he or she has gone..

so where is he or she now ?...

you should of used the towel to make mr spider a bed for the night

just woke up... got spiders leg stuck in my teeth.. mmm hows that happen ?....

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over a year ago

"Why dont people like spiders ?..

got in from the pub and a massive one in my bath..

hung a towel in to help him out and now (an hour later) he or she has gone..

so where is he or she now ?...

If you waxed of shaved a spider would the women like it?

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