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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

no matter how much you are enjoying your meal, you always save a bit for them.

even though you would love to eat that last morsel yourself.

today it was a Greggs steak bake (meat only)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm biased, I have 2, and the big one always gets my scraps. She's my baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are always carful what we feed ours she loves carrots, but she did steel chocolates last Xmas our fault for being careless an expensive trip to the vet

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Never mind give them your scraps,you know you love your dog when you cook for them

My lad prefers his mince meat lightly cooked and cooled

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

"We are always carful what we feed ours she loves carrots, but she did steel chocolates last Xmas our fault for being careless an expensive trip to the vet

oh we only give her scraps that are safe for her to eat, and strangely, she turns her nose up at chocolate of any description including doggy chocolate

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"no matter how much you are enjoying your meal, you always save a bit for them.

even though you would love to eat that last morsel yourself.

today it was a Greggs steak bake (meat only)"
Prince must absolutely have what u don't eat . He sits there patiently and quietly. He knows if he gives me the look he will get his way . I know he's playing me but I can't help it . Last night was my Apple pie

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When your son comes to visit for a few days so you give him your bed and opt for the sofa.

The dog is taking up valuable sofa space so you move to the chair.

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

"Never mind give them your scraps,you know you love your dog when you cook for them

My lad prefers his mince meat lightly cooked and cooled"

ha ha, yes, it has been known, she loves tripe but it makes me boak lol

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

"When your son comes to visit for a few days so you give him your bed and opt for the sofa.

The dog is taking up valuable sofa space so you move to the chair.

and we have a winner lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When you spend as much care & effort cooking for your dog, as you do your kids.

When your social life is planned around when your dog sitter is available.

And when after a tough day, the thought of going home to a wagging tail & puppy snuggles puts the biggest smile on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know meat is not the only thing in a Greggs slurry pie, right? There's also the crack they put in it to get you addicted.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

When you carry him to the park and back twice a day because he has bad legs at the moment :-/

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"When you carry him to the park and back twice a day because he has bad legs at the moment :-/ "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he rolls in badger shit and you still let the bugger in the car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they fall asleep with their head in your lap and dribble on you.

Or they farther so rank it makes your eyes stream but you still let them in the front room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you prefer the dog sleeping in your bed to anyone else...sad but true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you carry him to the park and back twice a day because he has bad legs at the moment :-/ "

Aww that's love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you carry him to the park and back twice a day because he has bad legs at the moment :-/

Aww that's love

Depends on the size of the dog.

I couldn't lift ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you prefer the dog sleeping in your bed to anyone else...sad but true!"

Mainly because the dog wakes up with the same halitosis he went to sleep with.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Mine is in the bad books....he stole a giant bag of jelly belly beans....then made rainbow vomit on the cream carpet

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"When you carry him to the park and back twice a day because he has bad legs at the moment :-/

Aww that's love

Depends on the size of the dog.

I couldn't lift ours. "

Jack Russel but starts to feel heavy by the time you reach the park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you carry him to the park and back twice a day because he has bad legs at the moment :-/

Aww that's love

Depends on the size of the dog.

I couldn't lift ours.

Jack Russel but starts to feel heavy by the time you reach the park

Stocky little things them x

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Awe we do that for one of our cats too.

We also have a food testing committee of 4 cats who sample all our meat/fish as we’re preparing it, just to make sure it’s safe for human consumption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind give them your scraps,you know you love your dog when you cook for them

My lad prefers his mince meat lightly cooked and cooled"

I do this....all 3 of my giant fur babies get their own Christmas meal...no scraps lol terribly bad really

MrsK

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

When you still have dreams about her even though she passed away nearly 20 years ago

The sister I never had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you enjoy picking up warm dog shit as much as roses from a garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to sit on the floor while they slept on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They take over your entire kingsize bed and you feel bad for trying to move them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sort of fond of Pooch I think one or two of you may have noticed .

He's ten in ten days time .

Planning a celebration for him

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"I'm sort of fond of Pooch I think one or two of you may have noticed .

He's ten in ten days time .

Planning a celebration for him

They lick their arse and balls then you let them lick your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sort of fond of Pooch I think one or two of you may have noticed .

He's ten in ten days time .

Planning a celebration for him

They lick their arse and balls then you let them lick your face

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did I say that ? I don't think I did . You can keep ypur own fantasties to yourself

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"I'm sort of fond of Pooch I think one or two of you may have noticed .

He's ten in ten days time .

Planning a celebration for him

They lick their arse and balls then you let them lick your face

did I say that ? I don't think I did . You can keep ypur own fantasties to yourself

Sorry mate didn’t mean to press the quote button

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"I'm sort of fond of Pooch I think one or two of you may have noticed .

He's ten in ten days time .

Planning a celebration for him

They lick their arse and balls then you let them lick your face

did I say that ? I don't think I did . You can keep ypur own fantasties to yourself

Sorry mate didn’t mean to press the quote button

And haha

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By *onygirl19Woman
over a year ago

co dublin

You literally spend all your spare cash on their care because you know she won’t be with you too much longer . 13 and a half year old Labrador , the love of my life . 30 quid a week on insulin , she’s diabetic and has to be injected twice a day , 85 quid every 5 or so weeks on her special diabetic food , and 40 quid every six weeks or so for the pain medication for her arthritis . She’s still very happy and Mobile and enjoying life , she is so loved , but I know the day that her life is not good for her anymore , I’ll have to make the most heartbreaking decision of my life , but there’s no way I’ll let her suffer . Love my dog xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sort of fond of Pooch I think one or two of you may have noticed .

He's ten in ten days time .

Planning a celebration for him

They lick their arse and balls then you let them lick your face

did I say that ? I don't think I did . You can keep ypur own fantasties to yourself

Sorry mate didn’t mean to press the quote button

Ha ha I guessed you a jolly splendid chap.and birthday not . And to.answer your question I kiss pooches nose and don't encourage people to allow him to.lick their face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you really love your dog when...

You suddenly realize you've been sitting on the floor for a week because your dogs have new favorite spots on the couch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they drag their arse along the carpet and you don't shout at them!

Harry x

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By *onygirl19Woman
over a year ago

co dublin

"When they drag their arse along the carpet and you don't shout at them!

Harry x"

Oh when they do that they may need their anal gland squeezed by the Vet . Their glads can get blocked and get impacted and infected, which happened my dog . The vet will sort it in a few minutes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she's walked in her own shit and trailed it up the stairs. Then I remember she's old and beloved so I just clean up and give her a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You love your dogs when you have spent more on them at Christmas than you have on the Hubby

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I am a serial dog botherer and used to have a rescue black Labrador. He used to sleep under the duvet with his head on the pillow. I swear he thought he was human

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think feeding a dog crap is love.

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they drag their arse along the carpet and you don't shout at them!

Harry x

Oh when they do that they may need their anal gland squeezed by the Vet . Their glads can get blocked and get impacted and infected, which happened my dog . The vet will sort it in a few minutes . "

Hi...

I agree it could be that, I go every so often but the vet has told me it also could be a habit?.. She eats a bit of grass and apparently that's an irritant?

It could also be worms but again she gets treated often so that rules that one out..

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

When you send the boyfriend home because he’s making the dog anxious. Poor shepherd would start pacing round the room and wimpering when he wanted the ex to piss off home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sort of fond of Pooch I think one or two of you may have noticed .

He's ten in ten days time .

Planning a celebration for him

Aww! Wish him a massive happy birthday from me!

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

When you’ve bought a sofa just for them - but you end up sitting on it because they prefer yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you pay out over £3,000 for a cruciate repair operation. Only to have his body reject tge implant and has to have another operation to remove it.

And then you go out and spend another £200 on raw meat because the spoilt fat shite won't eat food from a tin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you pay out over £3,000 for a cruciate repair operation. Only to have his body reject tge implant and has to have another operation to remove it.

And then you go out and spend another £200 on raw meat because the spoilt fat shite won't eat food from a tin."

One of my dogs got her £3,000 cruciate ligament operation this year, too. Then earlier this week she had to go back and get some of her meniscus removed in the same knee.

She's hobbling around limping with her knee making weird noises. It's part of why I'm on the floor and she's on the couch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh he sits licking his lips til I give him some. Love the mutt.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"I'm sort of fond of Pooch I think one or two of you may have noticed .

He's ten in ten days time .

Planning a celebration for him

They lick their arse and balls then you let them lick your face

did I say that ? I don't think I did . You can keep ypur own fantasties to yourself

Sorry mate didn’t mean to press the quote button

Ha ha I guessed you a jolly splendid chap.and birthday not . And to.answer your question I kiss pooches nose and don't encourage people to allow him to.lick their face

Mind you the nose goes pretty near the arse

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

When I brought him home from the vets after abdominal surgery and had to let him sleep on the bed as he wouldn't settle unless I held his paw X

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

You know when you love a dog is when you pick up its still warm shit with a gossamer thin plastic bag...

I'm not a dog owner, just in case you haven't guessed..

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By *onygirl19Woman
over a year ago

co dublin

"When I brought him home from the vets after abdominal surgery and had to let him sleep on the bed as he wouldn't settle unless I held his paw X "

You’re the best dog mommy ever xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sort of fond of Pooch I think one or two of you may have noticed .

He's ten in ten days time .

Planning a celebration for him

Aww! Wish him a massive happy birthday from me!

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will do.x

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