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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Quite often men ask for advice on how to write a profile to get a meet.

Now all I can do is write a profile that i'd like to read. It wouldn't necessarily pull anyone else.....

So ....C'mon .. Let's work out a list of the top ten winning reads on a profile that'd guarantee to get nearly every woman interested.

The opening two or three lines do it for me.

1. An absence of cliche and vulgarity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't you concentrate on writing your profile first, or are you looking fir tips fir your own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shouldn't you concentrate on writing your profile first, or are you looking fir tips fir your own? "
"for" lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Shouldn't you concentrate on writing your profile first, or are you looking fir tips fir your own? "for" lol"

Noooooooooo I'm not looking for tips. I get all the meet offers I can handle thanks.

I'm helping allllllllll the single guys.

Gran x

P.S. I'm in the process of writing mine. Be patient!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

P.S. ~Do you have an eye problem ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Not yet "

I will have if I don't get off here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gwanny ,,,, It needs to be ambiguously written so the guy can justifiably still claim to be straight without precluding himself from sucking other guys cocks and shagging trannies, when he cant get a meet with a single female or couple…

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Gwanny ,,,, It needs to be ambiguously written so the guy can justifiably still claim to be straight without precluding himself from sucking other guys cocks and shagging trannies, when he cant get a meet with a single female or couple…

"

Okay Sox..... so ..

1. No cliche

2. No vulgarity

3. Some wobbly eyeballs

4. Ambiguity to edge bets.

next !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gwanny ,,,, It needs to be ambiguously written so the guy can justifiably still claim to be straight without precluding himself from sucking other guys cocks and shagging trannies, when he cant get a meet with a single female or couple…

Okay Sox..... so ..

1. No cliche

2. No vulgarity

3. Some wobbly eyeballs

4. Ambiguity to edge bets.

next !"

Correct spelling, grammar, and scans well.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Gwanny ,,,, It needs to be ambiguously written so the guy can justifiably still claim to be straight without precluding himself from sucking other guys cocks and shagging trannies, when he cant get a meet with a single female or couple…

Okay Sox..... so ..

1. No cliche

2. No vulgarity

3. Some wobbly eyeballs

4. Ambiguity to edge bets.

next !

Correct spelling, grammar, and scans well."

Okay Testes..... so .that's

Okay Sox..... so ..

1. No cliche

2. No vulgarity

3. Some wobbly eyeballs

4. Ambiguity to edge bets.

5. A degree of literary ability.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gwanny ,,,, It needs to be ambiguously written so the guy can justifiably still claim to be straight without precluding himself from sucking other guys cocks and shagging trannies, when he cant get a meet with a single female or couple…

Okay Sox..... so ..

1. No cliche

2. No vulgarity

3. Some wobbly eyeballs

4. Ambiguity to edge bets.

next !

Correct spelling, grammar, and scans well.

Okay Testes..... so .that's

Okay Sox..... so ..

1. No cliche

2. No vulgarity

3. Some wobbly eyeballs

4. Ambiguity to edge bets.

5. A degree of literary ability."

Philosophical (in the sense that they handle rejection well)

Doesn't have an unhealthy interest in patios

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The field is getting very, very narrow.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

6. Philosophical attitude.

7. Pessimism.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

How else would you describe farmer worried about Green Belt Buildings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics included of course. You need to be able to see if he's Brad Pitt or just The Pitts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gwanny ,,,not forgetting

There must be no mention of not being a biter, other than when asked!!!

Also there must be no explication offered as to what constitute being likeminded.

And definitely no mention of his sexual likes and dislikes limits or boundaries...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

imagination and humour

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"imagination and humour"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather not know if he was WE VWE or VVWE.

I like an element of surprise, so no cock pics till asked for.......BUT..........face pics unasked for as I like to talk to a face, not a cock (so only an element of surprise)

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

If they can avoid things like 'no pakis, no poofs, and no men drssing up as women', I'd appreciate it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

It is .........

1. NO cliche

2. No vulgarity

3. Face Pics

4. Humour

5. Pessimism

6. A degree of literary ability

7. A philosophical outlook

8. Some wobbly eyeballs

9. Ambiguity

10. Imagination

I'm pretty certain this is Marty Feldman

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

No one asked for a large cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the opening line of *My balls need emptying* isn't a good way to open dialog with a prospective meet then

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"So the opening line of *My balls need emptying* isn't a good way to open dialog with a prospective meet then "

Not quite but it's more polite than many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... no drive-by fuckers i.e I'm in your area wanna come to my hotel for a fuck?

I might have done if I had known you and spoken to you prior to the invite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the opening line of *My balls need emptying* isn't a good way to open dialog with a prospective meet then

Not quite but it's more polite than many."

I wasn't brought up to be rude

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