FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Christmas wishes.

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you want for Christmas?

Santa can you bring me..... [hit the middle button]

Santa can you bring me a good day and you can get me to the gym and then you have a nice day you can have it on my face.

Any sexy lady like to take the last bit as a genuine request?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can bring me I'll have to play it cool and a jumper as you can see how that would be great

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring me a little more time with the new version is better to be the first half of the year of high quality of life and the rest of the year

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Santa can you bring me a copy of the report please and I won't have anyone challenge this status quo as I am just like a little bit d*unk

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring me and my girls are happily glued to the next one.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring me back to you .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring me Mr party last evening with seven men yes Morning

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Santa can you bring me and well that to a performing seal hoping for you that has made you quite special to me and you'd have recognised my own bed rather than work tomorrow. wtf

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Santa can you bring me a copy of the invoice and I will reply to any messages as soon as possible

FUCK! Even Santa brings me bloody bills!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring me a call on the phone and it will take place in my life in the morning

Yeah santa, get on it..

Peach x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I want is for United to beat city.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa can you bring me Mr party last evening with seven men yes Morning

"

Seven men! Thats just greedy..hahaha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can bring me down for the next weekend and I have a little bit more of them, but I'm still a good man.

My phone is so weird, there's no sexy times in my middle button speak.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Santa can you.bring me a bit of an issue as they are moving goal from the edge of the bedroom and can be a devil.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Santa can you bring me the restraints and a few others I hadn't met before.

Looks like I'm getting a b&d orgy for Christmas... Any volunteers??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Santa can you bring me a copy of the invoice and I will send it to you but I have to say it is a bit late to send it to you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring me some wine please do not me I have to do a thing of that you need me for a Christmas

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring me level for your offering the day before I was with a try once it's actually Christmas lol. I can be quite distracting and persuasive way of the rings trilogy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring me now I’m just having to a meet with him and I do have some fun things with him I think so.

Naughty santa x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Santa can you bring me some lunch tomorrow please thank you for the time

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa...you couldn't break off from your daily work and get a tyre to Kwik fit as I can't get to work....thanks....oh if you know Kelly Brook...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Santa can you bring me a call from the veri thing, if I chose to flirt with you on the forums, or even leave some subtle comment is that likely to cause a problem?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Santa can you bring me some lunch tomorrow please thank you for the time "

Haha. Your auto text has manners.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Santa can you bring me a copy of the invoice and I will send it to you but I have to say it is a bit late to send it to you "

All work and no play.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shag would be nice...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring me some stuff tomorrow please thank the lord for your birthday kisses I hope you’re wetter than the other day..!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Santa can you bring me Mr party last evening with seven men yes Morning

Seven men! Thats just greedy..hahaha"

I bet the number was changed,...I reckon it was more to start.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Santa can you bring me back to you . "

Is that the new Gary Barlow xmas tu e?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Santa can you bring me a copy of the invoice and I will be able to get a bit vocal

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Santa

I have been a far to Good chap for my own good .

Please for Christmas I would like a chum who could wander with pooch and I. Maybe have a pooch pal for pooch.

Kisses , walks , talkes and shared chuckles. That's my Christmas wish

Taff

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Santa can you bring me back to the UK and Ireland and the other day and night and I am a beautiful person who is a bit of a bugger as I have to take my car to the UK and Ireland......wtf?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/12/17 09:04:12]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Santa can you bring me some lunch tomorrow please thank you for the time

Haha. Your auto text has manners. "

Of course

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Santa can you bring me some food and I’ll bring you home later today and I can do a couple things tomorrow night before you go to get out of the house

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Santa can you bring me a fucking coffee

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Santa can you bring me a and I will do the same It's a good thing I have my phone,

Miss

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Last one was my tablet - let's see what my phone has to say:

Santa can you bring me in a couple of weeks and it may be very persuasive on other people's boxes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

I wish we could simply have 12 days for Christmas instead of the tacky 12 weeks..

Grumpy old people unite!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Santa can you bring me @ hotmail and the lady who's just curious

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring me some wine please please give them the name and the time that I will be here for a couple hours and I have to go get back with him

All sounds very me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring me some time in a few days is it was just one big spoon and that's a good idea to see how you are naughty

What the...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring me breakfast in bed and can stay here for a little while before work

perfect

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you want for Christmas?

Santa can you bring me..... [hit the middle button]

Santa can you bring me a good day and you can get me to the gym and then you have a nice day you can have it on my face.

Any sexy lady like to take the last bit as a genuine request?

"

Hey how are you feeling by any chance do I get a coffee today please thank your dad for dinner tonight

MrsK x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/12/17 10:58:35]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa can you bring some sunshine with you anyway enough about selfish me a question lol did you stay over and I would appreciate you passing on my apologies for being unable to answer your call today...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/12/17 11:13:42]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Santa can you bring me a good night and I’ll see what you can get for yourself.

Seems a good deal to me

TB

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for double posts..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top