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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well I don’t feel quite as strongly as you,but I know what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet there must be at least one half of the smug couples silently cringing in their matching scarves /hats

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

It's almost December 21st.

The days get longer the sun creeps out spring is on its way...

Who knows we might even get summer...

Always look on the bright side of life de dum de dum de dum de dum

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

"

Merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

"

completely with you apart from the last sentence so I've removed it ... I don't take too much notice of matching couples except perhaps to laugh at them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's almost December 21st.

The days get longer the sun creeps out spring is on its way...

Who knows we might even get summer...

Always look on the bright side of life de dum de dum de dum de dum "

I love the shortest day for exactly that!

Also it is 142 days until summer officially starts so it'll be here soon

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

"

I know what you mean OP. I could certainly do without it. Hibernation sounds like a good idea. I might just try that next year

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

"

No you can’t mean this

I will join you in a matching hat, then you won’t feel left out

Only joking sexy, each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh ...

Get rid of your TV that's most of the Xmas nonsense over.

Don't go in any shops unless you need something and let the happy couples wear whatever they want.

Sorted.

Merry Christmas

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

"

can relate to most of that to a degree..

one of the dog walkers where we go is bimbling about in a 'santa' hat..

really..

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

"

Crikey your brave knocking Christmas.

I happen to fully agree but I'm. More accepting of it in December. It'll calm right down in 25 days from now but expect it to build up before that.

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

"

I’m hibernating, it’s all a load of bollocks and I’d rather have a couple of them banging on my butt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

Crikey your brave knocking Christmas.

I happen to fully agree but I'm. More accepting of it in December. It'll calm right down in 25 days from now but expect it to build up before that."

Why is it brave??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

I’m hibernating, it’s all a load of bollocks and I’d rather have a couple of them banging on my butt. "

but not with tinsel and shiny baubles attached?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winter I love, Christmas I hate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

"

It most certainly is not just you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

"

it's not just you ,if I get asked if I'm all set for Christmas one more time...the nearest Christmas tree might end up somewhere it shouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's almost December 21st.

The days get longer the sun creeps out spring is on its way...

Who knows we might even get summer...

Always look on the bright side of life de dum de dum de dum de dum "

Only 23 days till Christmas is over.I'm so excited and I just can't wait.

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

I’m hibernating, it’s all a load of bollocks and I’d rather have a couple of them banging on my butt.

but not with tinsel and shiny baubles attached? "

Definitely not, they’re banned in my home.

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

it's not just you ,if I get asked if I'm all set for Christmas one more time...the nearest Christmas tree might end up somewhere it shouldn't "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thing about Christmas, world's strongest man is on tv

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By *elly39devonCouple
over a year ago

tavistock

everyone wants you to bre all cheery even if you dont feel like it. Christmas is for children and I dont have any. The only bit I enjoy is the carols which after all is what it should be about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll on the 26th

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By *DONToBEoNOSEYoMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I Fucking hate it also ... roll on summer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hate the stress and pressure of it all. Sure it shouldn't be like that but seems to happen every year.

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

"

Suuuunrise Loveeeer, I am the Ghost of Bob Marleeeeey, tonight you will be visited by 3 reggae artists. Harken to what they say Sunrise Lover and your reclamation may be effected, merely bang them in a godforsaken threesome and you will be cast out from Christmas for good. Avoid my fate Sunrise Lover. Woooo, Moan, look at these chains, etc. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm loving this thread

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Roll on the 26th"
thought of you when i saw the cream eggs on sale

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

It’s been ruined by being taken over as a sales pitch to your children.

Can imagine if you are single it’s a strange time.

But then there are the parties, and excuses to indulge in a little more alcohol.

Just avoid the mistletoe, lol

Especially if the person holding it has a matching hat and scarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"excuses to indulge in a little more alcohol."

Who needs an excuse???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Christmas. This year is hard without my mum but my mum loved Christmas.

My tree is up.

I’ve already done one party

Looking forward to the other party

It’s a time to spend with friends and family

Mulled wine

Mince pies

Christmas cake

Twinkly lights

Frost on the ground

Fire roaring

Smells of cinnamon and pine

Christmas markets

Love it!

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales


"It’s been ruined by being taken over as a sales pitch to your children.

Can imagine if you are single it’s a strange time. But then there are the parties, and excuses to indulge in a little more alcohol. Just avoid the mistletoe, lol Especially if the person holding it has a matching hat and scarf "

Fully agree on the sales pitch to kids. I also can't stand the arty farty perfume adds. Family time is important, but people should not be forced or expected to endure toxic family environments. Key rule have the Christmas that you want and can afford with the people you want to be with. Not who your expected to be with and spending what you feel others expect you to spend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll on the 26ththought of you when i saw the cream eggs on sale"

I can't wait for the Easter eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just hate the stress and pressure of it all. Sure it shouldn't be like that but seems to happen every year. "

Don't do it.. or try not to. I get a turkey and some mince pies and that's it.

The pics all over Facebook etc with 600 presents under the tree just make me cringe. I keep it small and post no pics.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I just hate the stress and pressure of it all. Sure it shouldn't be like that but seems to happen every year. "

I have found the last 22 years to be a pressure.

That pressure intensifies when you become a parent and that has also been a huge chunk of that 22 years.

However I fully do the 'Christmas is about the kids' thing because it was for me and to an extent still is.

I'd love a Christmas with no pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s been ruined by being taken over as a sales pitch to your children.

Can imagine if you are single it’s a strange time. But then there are the parties, and excuses to indulge in a little more alcohol. Just avoid the mistletoe, lol Especially if the person holding it has a matching hat and scarf

Fully agree on the sales pitch to kids. I also can't stand the arty farty perfume adds. Family time is important, but people should not be forced or expected to endure toxic family environments. Key rule have the Christmas that you want and can afford with the people you want to be with. Not who your expected to be with and spending what you feel others expect you to spend."

I hate actual Christmas day. It just reminds me of horrible xmas events with arguing family years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love Christmas. This year is hard without my mum but my mum loved Christmas.

My tree is up.

I’ve already done one party

Looking forward to the other party

It’s a time to spend with friends and family

Mulled wine

Mince pies

Christmas cake

Twinkly lights

Frost on the ground

Fire roaring

Smells of cinnamon and pine

Christmas markets

Love it! "

It's wonderful that you love Christmas,and I'm sure everyone is happy dor you but some of us feel that it is forced upon us. Like 'you WILL enjoy yourselves and THIS is how.'

Personally,I'm a really happy cheerful soul who wishes peace on earth and goodwill to all mankind all year round.I just don't like feeling that I have to join in with something I don't believe in. I'm not a Christian, can't I be exempt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best thing about Christmas, world's strongest man is on tv"

Now that,is something worth watching!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s been ruined by being taken over as a sales pitch to your children.

Can imagine if you are single it’s a strange time.

But then there are the parties, and excuses to indulge in a little more alcohol.

Just avoid the mistletoe, lol

Especially if the person holding it has a matching hat and scarf "

There aren't any parties.

I've just binned two real.life friends for messing me about.

Only got one person in my family.

It's just a big fat empty time..

Ps I've got my own hat.

I'm not ant-social but At this time of year I become invisible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

Suuuunrise Loveeeer, I am the Ghost of Bob Marleeeeey, tonight you will be visited by 3 reggae artists. Harken to what they say Sunrise Lover and your reclamation may be effected, merely bang them in a godforsaken threesome and you will be cast out from Christmas for good. Avoid my fate Sunrise Lover. Woooo, Moan, look at these chains, etc. Xxx"

Has you been smoking some herbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s been ruined by being taken over as a sales pitch to your children.

Can imagine if you are single it’s a strange time. But then there are the parties, and excuses to indulge in a little more alcohol. Just avoid the mistletoe, lol Especially if the person holding it has a matching hat and scarf

Fully agree on the sales pitch to kids. I also can't stand the arty farty perfume adds. Family time is important, but people should not be forced or expected to endure toxic family environments. Key rule have the Christmas that you want and can afford with the people you want to be with. Not who your expected to be with and spending what you feel others expect you to spend.

I hate actual Christmas day. It just reminds me of horrible xmas events with arguing family years ago. "

The past is behind. Don't look back.

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Is it just me who is really hating the forced in your face Christmas everywhere crap.

Plus all the look at my tree, fecking naughty elf crap.

I want to hibernate.

Sick.of the smug couples in matching coat hat scarf sets too.

Suuuunrise Loveeeer, I am the Ghost of Bob Marleeeeey, tonight you will be visited by 3 reggae artists. Harken to what they say Sunrise Lover and your reclamation may be effected, merely bang them in a godforsaken threesome and you will be cast out from Christmas for good. Avoid my fate Sunrise Lover. Woooo, Moan, look at these chains, etc. Xxx

Has you been smoking some herbs "

I probably should do. I think Christmas is particularly rotten if you have children, have split up from your partner and it's their turn to have them. Christmas is a big childless hole for many, and a time when grief is st its sharpest for those who've lost someone. The accent on family and couplehood is sooo excluding. I wish there was a Fab Christmas and Boxing Day stay-over cottage party. I'd go.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

It can all fuck off as far as I am concerned. The only reason I partake is for my son. Christmas should be magical for children.

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

I'd happily ban all religious festivals, starting with christmas, no one believes in it, it's commercialism at it's worst, then come 12 o'clock on the 25th you're sick of it, the music is dreadful, it starts in October. The dinner takes hours to prepare and cook and is done in half an hour.

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