FabSwingers.com forum: When's your erection due

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

People seem to be already having erections(Xmas tree obviously)

Are you a real tree or plastic tree kind of person ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's still too early! we had a fake one for the first time last year because there wouldnt be anyone home much, I was not happy about this! so this year we'll have a proper one, and the white one!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If I can be arsed to borrow some ladders and get it out the loft it'll go up. Be the 1st time in 5 yrs

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

I'm bugging the other half to put ours up today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I can be arsed to borrow some ladders and get it out the loft it'll go up. Be the 1st time in 5 yrs "

Do u need any help

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well every year I contemplate getting a real one,then I see the price and think fuck it and get my artificial one back out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even sure I'm gonna bother this year...hardly seems worth the effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is up- has to be for the start of advent! And a real tree of course

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By *raigStarrMan
over a year ago

St. Helens

When you have to explain the joke....it ain’t worth cracking!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I can be arsed to borrow some ladders and get it out the loft it'll go up. Be the 1st time in 5 yrs

Do u need any help

I need ladders!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Nah humbug sorry guys but I don't bother with a tree im never at home just like today I'm at bloody work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours will be going up this weekend. Must resist till then.

Poppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I can be arsed to borrow some ladders and get it out the loft it'll go up. Be the 1st time in 5 yrs

Do u need any help

I need ladders!"

6 ft here, so I can lift you up

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Putting the indoor ones up now (two) got seven permanent real ones in the garden, going to light them up in the week.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I put ours up yesterday, one in the living room and one in the hall, lots of window lights, a Christmas candle house and a festive array of Santa’s on the hearth, bloody love it, sat here now all cosy, will be having a roast in an hour or so, we got the Christmas chocs out and put Christmas song on whilst we decorated everywhere, it’s magical

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in its box. Where it'll stay. Just cba with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My birthday tomorrow, tree always goes up the weekend after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just done ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My birthday tomorrow, tree always goes up the weekend after

im with you on that! my birthdays on weds, not so much as a mince pie gets through the door till after that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine will wait until next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My erection has been up since last Tuesday, but it's flat on one side..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is erect all year round out in the garden for everyone to see

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Mine comes out under duress each year for a week or so before the big day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is standing tall, having trouble with the balls though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to admit it but ours has been up over a week now, we did it as we had a day free with just us in the house and no visitors or animals to get in the way. It’s artificial and just over 7ft tall, takes over the dining room but looks lovely. No decorations just lights and the cats already taken half of them down too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to chop mine down .Been growing it for few years .

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"People seem to be already having erections(Xmas tree obviously)

Are you a real tree or plastic tree kind of person ? "

Haha is this another real or fake thread lmfao

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m sat looking at my erection. It’s pretty amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already up!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Ours has been up a week. Had my first proper real tree last year. It was gorgeous. Sadly I couldn't justify the cost this year so bought an artificial one. Boys are happy.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"People seem to be already having erections(Xmas tree obviously)

Are you a real tree or plastic tree kind of person ? "

Plastic. Nice and simple. Barely any mess

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I’m sat looking at my erection. It’s pretty amazing

Baubles on your erection ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines up

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

When Dick buys a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stay erect all year round. It's fully decorated, wrapped in cling film up the loft just waiting for the big day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real deal for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pladtic, I'm an environmental ist

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Mine goes up next Tuesday when my Christmas visitor arrives. I said I would wait for him

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Pladtic, I'm an environmental ist"

You can buy real ones with roots and plant them after much better for the environment

than plastic

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